James Lark
@jameslark.bsky.social
Composer, writer, teacher. New episodes of my podcast Neurotic Literature arriving soon: https://www.jameslark.co.uk/neuroticliterature
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In FLIGHTS OF FANCY, Alan discovers that his aptitude for predicting airborne calamity is not entirely misplaced...
A story for everyone a little bit afraid of flying.
The new story from #NeuroticLiterature - listen at pod.fo/e/34b8d1
#aeroplane #flying #stories #fiction #podcastfiction #comedy
A story for everyone a little bit afraid of flying.
The new story from #NeuroticLiterature - listen at pod.fo/e/34b8d1
#aeroplane #flying #stories #fiction #podcastfiction #comedy
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Since Labour decided they were an anti-racist party they have announced that
refugees will be housed in derelict army camps, at great expense
refugees will not get indefinite leave to remain or citizenship
increasing the qualifying time for leave to remain for immigrants to ten years
refugees will be housed in derelict army camps, at great expense
refugees will not get indefinite leave to remain or citizenship
increasing the qualifying time for leave to remain for immigrants to ten years
I see Labour are claiming to be an anti-racist party again.
This can only mean they're about to announce yet another policy to make life more difficult for immigrants or refugees.
Don't trust her, Charlie Brown! She's gonna swipe the ball away!
This can only mean they're about to announce yet another policy to make life more difficult for immigrants or refugees.
Don't trust her, Charlie Brown! She's gonna swipe the ball away!
"Let's not forget, when we remember the service and the sacrifice with this poppy, that the people who bled and died for our democracy and our freedom, weren't just my grandfather who looked like me & worshipped the same God, but people across Empire & Commonwealth, who were Muslim, Sikh & Hindu'
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Since Labour decided they were an anti-racist party they have announced that
refugees will be housed in derelict army camps, at great expense
refugees will not get indefinite leave to remain or citizenship
increasing the qualifying time for leave to remain for immigrants to ten years
refugees will be housed in derelict army camps, at great expense
refugees will not get indefinite leave to remain or citizenship
increasing the qualifying time for leave to remain for immigrants to ten years
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This won’t stop people seeking protection in the UK. It will make it harder for refugees to rebuild their lives, feel secure and contribute to their communities. It will create a load more work for the Home Office, reviewing claims every three years.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This won’t stop people seeking protection in the UK. It will make it harder for refugees to rebuild their lives, feel secure and contribute to their communities. It will create a load more work for the Home Office, reviewing claims every three years.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Full-on, unapologetic racism, not dog whistle but bloody foghorn, is now mainstream on the right.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Full-on, unapologetic racism, not dog whistle but bloody foghorn, is now mainstream on the right.
Labour vaguely equating diplomacy with bribery perhaps not the most considered messaging ever. Was it wise to give that intern the passwords to the social media accounts?
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Labour vaguely equating diplomacy with bribery perhaps not the most considered messaging ever. Was it wise to give that intern the passwords to the social media accounts?
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This made my morning. Comprehensive, funny, inspiring, and by the end, oddly, genuinely moving. Absolutely worth your time.
Joe & @jameslark.bsky.social talk to one of their favourite authors about writing The Chimes of Midnight and Jubilee, coming to terms with your own work, and the creating unique short story collections. Insight into the writing process from one of the masters.
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November 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This made my morning. Comprehensive, funny, inspiring, and by the end, oddly, genuinely moving. Absolutely worth your time.
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Joe & @jameslark.bsky.social talk to one of their favourite authors about writing The Chimes of Midnight and Jubilee, coming to terms with your own work, and the creating unique short story collections. Insight into the writing process from one of the masters.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Joe & @jameslark.bsky.social talk to one of their favourite authors about writing The Chimes of Midnight and Jubilee, coming to terms with your own work, and the creating unique short story collections. Insight into the writing process from one of the masters.
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
Hello @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social. 'Biweekly' can in fact mean twice a week *or* once every two weeks, because the prefix bi- can be used for both "occurring every two" and "occurring twice." Welcome to the English language.
I propose that a more helpful word for your purpose is 'fortnightly'.
I propose that a more helpful word for your purpose is 'fortnightly'.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Hello @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social. 'Biweekly' can in fact mean twice a week *or* once every two weeks, because the prefix bi- can be used for both "occurring every two" and "occurring twice." Welcome to the English language.
I propose that a more helpful word for your purpose is 'fortnightly'.
I propose that a more helpful word for your purpose is 'fortnightly'.
When your morning's writing has been so successful that your word count is smaller than it was before.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When your morning's writing has been so successful that your word count is smaller than it was before.
This is one of my very favourite things I have written ever, and the last in the current series of Neurotic Literature, so one to savour!
In FLIGHTS OF FANCY, Alan discovers that his aptitude for predicting airborne calamity is not entirely misplaced...
A story for everyone a little bit afraid of flying.
The new story from #NeuroticLiterature - listen at pod.fo/e/34b8d1
#aeroplane #flying #stories #fiction #podcastfiction #comedy
A story for everyone a little bit afraid of flying.
The new story from #NeuroticLiterature - listen at pod.fo/e/34b8d1
#aeroplane #flying #stories #fiction #podcastfiction #comedy
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is one of my very favourite things I have written ever, and the last in the current series of Neurotic Literature, so one to savour!
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This is the fearless journalism Britannia deserves.
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This is the fearless journalism Britannia deserves.
If you ever want a laugh, add 'composer' as a job title on LinkedIn and enjoy the job suggestions that come rolling in.
Amongst many, many not-composing roles, the algorithm is absolutely determined that I should become a caterer at King's College Cambridge.
Amongst many, many not-composing roles, the algorithm is absolutely determined that I should become a caterer at King's College Cambridge.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If you ever want a laugh, add 'composer' as a job title on LinkedIn and enjoy the job suggestions that come rolling in.
Amongst many, many not-composing roles, the algorithm is absolutely determined that I should become a caterer at King's College Cambridge.
Amongst many, many not-composing roles, the algorithm is absolutely determined that I should become a caterer at King's College Cambridge.
In FLIGHTS OF FANCY, Alan discovers that his aptitude for predicting airborne calamity is not entirely misplaced...
A story for everyone a little bit afraid of flying.
The new story from #NeuroticLiterature - listen at pod.fo/e/34b8d1
#aeroplane #flying #stories #fiction #podcastfiction #comedy
A story for everyone a little bit afraid of flying.
The new story from #NeuroticLiterature - listen at pod.fo/e/34b8d1
#aeroplane #flying #stories #fiction #podcastfiction #comedy
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
In FLIGHTS OF FANCY, Alan discovers that his aptitude for predicting airborne calamity is not entirely misplaced...
A story for everyone a little bit afraid of flying.
The new story from #NeuroticLiterature - listen at pod.fo/e/34b8d1
#aeroplane #flying #stories #fiction #podcastfiction #comedy
A story for everyone a little bit afraid of flying.
The new story from #NeuroticLiterature - listen at pod.fo/e/34b8d1
#aeroplane #flying #stories #fiction #podcastfiction #comedy
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The Mathshow 'Dr Where' skits on the Season 13 collection are put together with astonishing care - they make efforts with visuals that a schools programme really didn't need to make, including a miniaturisation effect that is... er... rather more successful than any equivalent in *real* Doctor Who.
November 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The Mathshow 'Dr Where' skits on the Season 13 collection are put together with astonishing care - they make efforts with visuals that a schools programme really didn't need to make, including a miniaturisation effect that is... er... rather more successful than any equivalent in *real* Doctor Who.
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The future of the Hamster Book Club looks great: @dwcoverstory.bsky.social
@jonarnold.bsky.social @grumpy2eb.bsky.social
are delving into the Earth and Timewyrm arcs, @jameslark.bsky.social & @michaelmills.bsky.social are getting festive and final with Chimes of Midnight and Lungbarrow…
@jonarnold.bsky.social @grumpy2eb.bsky.social
are delving into the Earth and Timewyrm arcs, @jameslark.bsky.social & @michaelmills.bsky.social are getting festive and final with Chimes of Midnight and Lungbarrow…
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The future of the Hamster Book Club looks great: @dwcoverstory.bsky.social
@jonarnold.bsky.social @grumpy2eb.bsky.social
are delving into the Earth and Timewyrm arcs, @jameslark.bsky.social & @michaelmills.bsky.social are getting festive and final with Chimes of Midnight and Lungbarrow…
@jonarnold.bsky.social @grumpy2eb.bsky.social
are delving into the Earth and Timewyrm arcs, @jameslark.bsky.social & @michaelmills.bsky.social are getting festive and final with Chimes of Midnight and Lungbarrow…
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Pretty much every Culture Secretary we've had since the post was created has reinforced my impression that our frontline politicians simply do not know or care about culture.
Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Pretty much every Culture Secretary we've had since the post was created has reinforced my impression that our frontline politicians simply do not know or care about culture.
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Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?
Today's #neuroticliterature - THE CALL OF THE VOID. A story about ghosts, whether real or imagined.
Listen to the full episode at pod.fo/e/34806f
#podcast #fiction #story #stories #ghost #halloween #spooky
Listen to the full episode at pod.fo/e/34806f
#podcast #fiction #story #stories #ghost #halloween #spooky
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Today's #neuroticliterature - THE CALL OF THE VOID. A story about ghosts, whether real or imagined.
Listen to the full episode at pod.fo/e/34806f
#podcast #fiction #story #stories #ghost #halloween #spooky
Listen to the full episode at pod.fo/e/34806f
#podcast #fiction #story #stories #ghost #halloween #spooky
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
2
[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
3
NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
4
MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
6
NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
7
NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
8
KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
9
[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
10
MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
11
[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
12
[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
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Happy Halloween!
VOUDUN
LOVECRAFT
STAR TREK
WANK FANTASIES OF THE 1990S
Join us as we talk about a time Doctor Who tried to do something Doctor Who doesn’t often try to do.
VOUDUN
LOVECRAFT
STAR TREK
WANK FANTASIES OF THE 1990S
Join us as we talk about a time Doctor Who tried to do something Doctor Who doesn’t often try to do.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Happy Halloween!
VOUDUN
LOVECRAFT
STAR TREK
WANK FANTASIES OF THE 1990S
Join us as we talk about a time Doctor Who tried to do something Doctor Who doesn’t often try to do.
VOUDUN
LOVECRAFT
STAR TREK
WANK FANTASIES OF THE 1990S
Join us as we talk about a time Doctor Who tried to do something Doctor Who doesn’t often try to do.
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Real life historical atrocities rub shoulders with mythological and cosmic horror rub shoulders with James Bond spy thriller! There is much to discuss in this neglected and surprisingly contentious book... @michaelmills.bsky.social @jameslark.bsky.social
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October 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Real life historical atrocities rub shoulders with mythological and cosmic horror rub shoulders with James Bond spy thriller! There is much to discuss in this neglected and surprisingly contentious book... @michaelmills.bsky.social @jameslark.bsky.social
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
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It just so happens I stumbled across this yesterday. I thought, if only someone showed this on TV every time they show or discuss Pochin or Reform or Farage. Buy ad time. And show this.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It just so happens I stumbled across this yesterday. I thought, if only someone showed this on TV every time they show or discuss Pochin or Reform or Farage. Buy ad time. And show this.
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Don’t you blame me for your ignorance! But listening to Neurotic Literature is like having the best orgasm in the world compared to Dreamtime - which is like a dismal wet dream about someone really ugly.
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Don’t you blame me for your ignorance! But listening to Neurotic Literature is like having the best orgasm in the world compared to Dreamtime - which is like a dismal wet dream about someone really ugly.
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Texans fighting back in Dallas. This is so great.
Oak Lawn United Methodist Church in Dallas painting steps rainbow after Gov. Abbott's order on crosswalks
The church in the Oak Lawn neighborhood says it's painting its steps in rainbow colors in response to Gov. Greg Abbott's order targeting rainbow crosswalks.
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October 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Texans fighting back in Dallas. This is so great.