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Jani Beg
@janibeg.bsky.social
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Looking hard for the beauty in everyday life & everyday people. I follow accounts that make me think and/or snort laugh.

Mom of 3/wife of 1/ teacher of ...lost count years ago. Democrat. Agnostic (mostly). Lover of books, movies, travel & new experiences.
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janibeg.bsky.social
🐻‍❄️ Animal #876 🦦
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 7.8

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December 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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violanorth.bsky.social
The GOP under Reagan was the party of "use the hammer to destroy, because it has built too much." Clinton Dems were the party of "destroy slightly less than the GOP, but build nothing." The current ruling class just spins around randomly swinging the hammer at everything and cackling.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
This is the sweetest thing and I hope they keep hanging out periodically
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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kjephd.bsky.social
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAH

Gift link, so you can enjoy all the delicious schadenfreude: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
Elise Stefanik Drops Out of N.Y. Governor’s Race and Will Leave Congress
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December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
janibeg.bsky.social
🦦 Animal #872 🐩
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December 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
janibeg.bsky.social
🦉 Animal #871 🦬
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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December 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
The Onion, 23 years ago.

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Point/Counterpoint: No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I still can't believe they're trying to make a war happen out of thin air. Not just their abrogation of Congress's role in formally declaring a war -- that's been a slippery slope for decades -- but their total unwillingness even to go through the motions of drumming up public support.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
janibeg.bsky.social
🦍 Animal #870 🐴
I figured it out in 2 guesses!
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December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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🐺 Animal #869 🫏
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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logicallyjc.bsky.social
Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
janibeg.bsky.social
I was really liking Pluribus - like a lot. Then I watched Ep7: The Gap.

Now I think Pluribus is one of the best things I've ever seen.
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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chrislarry33.bsky.social
Pluribus Ep 7: The Gap

Meditative and harrowing. Carol is drowning in loneliness, Manousos is on a glass-huffing vision quest. Both nearly break.

Soulful, quixotic television.

Read the Full #Larrys100 review: write.as/larrys100/pl...

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Pluribus Episode 7: The Gap
See 100 Word reviews of previous episodes here Following Carol and Manousos on their journeys is both meditative and harrowing. Carol is drowning in abundance and...
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December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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terre-strial.bsky.social
“…USA is a place that people fear… don’t trust … it’s no longer a destination… it’s a place to be AVOIDED.”
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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surcomplicated.bsky.social
White genocide is when a neighbor has a weird name.

White genocide is when you hear a new language for the first time and don't understand it.

White genocide is when the girl who ghosted you, after you generously offered to breed her, starts posting Insta pics of her new favorite ethnic cuisine.
rtodkelly.bsky.social Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 10d
This guy is talking about some people who were not white moving to a city because a company located there hired them.
December 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
janibeg.bsky.social
🦋 Animal #867 🐴
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December 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
janibeg.bsky.social
A picture from your device without explanation
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
janibeg.bsky.social
🪳 Animal #866 🪳
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
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December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
“Do you think the color of your skin is the reason they targeted you?”

“Yes. 100%.”
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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holybible.bsky.social
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
janibeg.bsky.social
🐳 Animal #864 🦌
I figured it out in 7 guesses!
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December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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pbump.com
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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samthielman.com
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
janibeg.bsky.social
🐊 Animal #863 🐕‍🦺
I figured it out in 5 guesses!
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December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM