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you are enough.
any more of you would be too much.
any more of you would be too much.
September 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
you are enough.
any more of you would be too much.
any more of you would be too much.
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August 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
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A little doodle based on someone else's joke. 💜
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A little doodle based on someone else's joke. 💜
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STOP EATING POISON!
Have a burger or French fries or fried chicken instead. MUCH better than poison.
Have a burger or French fries or fried chicken instead. MUCH better than poison.
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
STOP EATING POISON!
Have a burger or French fries or fried chicken instead. MUCH better than poison.
Have a burger or French fries or fried chicken instead. MUCH better than poison.
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at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
April 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
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Vincent D’Onofrio responds to fan that says #DaredevilBornAgain ruined Kingpin
“Thanks for the support dumbass”
“Thanks for the support dumbass”
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Vincent D’Onofrio responds to fan that says #DaredevilBornAgain ruined Kingpin
“Thanks for the support dumbass”
“Thanks for the support dumbass”
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dress to depress
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
dress to depress
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‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
theonion.com
March 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
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I hope this email kills you
January 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I hope this email kills you
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“Don’t hate the player hate the game”
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Don’t hate the player hate the game”
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
You underestimate my ability to hate multiple things at once
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If the switch 2 is so good why isn't there a switch 3
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If the switch 2 is so good why isn't there a switch 3
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
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I can fix her (I'm an engineer)
January 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I can fix her (I'm an engineer)
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it all balances out
January 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it all balances out
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but
*low unsettling hum from deep within the forest*
*low unsettling hum from deep within the forest*
November 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but
*low unsettling hum from deep within the forest*
*low unsettling hum from deep within the forest*
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Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
ROANOKE, VA—According to reports from stunned Melberg family sources, Mom just walked up the stairs, slammed the door to her bedroom, and locked it.
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November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
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