hannah draper
@jankypants.bsky.social
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the jankier the pants, the player you get birdsite asylum seeker (formerly draperha) making this my new home type-a bureaucrat professionally pushing papers in/around the middle east. history nerd, arabist, turkophile, news junkie, perpetually tired
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malmer.com
tbf, this really is something that Magas would crap their pants over.
jankypants.bsky.social
Oh no, totally got what you meant. It’s all so exhausting though.
jankypants.bsky.social
Hey, we’re doing our jobs (at least those of us allowed to work), without pay and under threat of not getting paid at all. We’re upholding our end of the social contract here.
jankypants.bsky.social
Yeah not really loving where things are. And we’re better off than most people.
jankypants.bsky.social
Day two of working during a lapse of appropriations: I just filed for temporary free/reduced lunch approval for my kids at school, since our family income is zero until appropriations are enacted.
jankypants.bsky.social
Day one of working during a lapse of appropriations: sent out financial aid and food pantry info to all my staff.
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eicathomefinn.bsky.social
'A nationwide survey commissioned by Henry VIII on the property and wealth of 16th century England and Wales is to be made publicly accessible for the first time.

The survey, known as the Valor Ecclesiasticus, set out to discover the financial state of the Church'.
National project launched to rediscover Henry VIII’s long-forgotten ‘Tudor Domesday Book’
A nationwide survey commissioned by Henry VIII on the property and wealth of 16th century England and Wales is to be made publicly accessible for the first time. The survey, known as the Valor Ecclesi...
news.exeter.ac.uk
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drewmagary.bsky.social
I had to correct this review because I thought “ah!-matized” was a play on “traumatized” when it’s actually a play on “dickmatized,” which is itself a play on “hypnotized.” I now hate this song. Zero stars to Taylor Swift. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
Taylor Swift wrote a song about Travis Kelce's penis. Here is my review.
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary offers a deep analysis of "Wood."
www.sfgate.com
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mfbrodie.bsky.social
That “raid” in Chicago is a dark story.

It’s a lot to process.
jankypants.bsky.social
Pancho’s cheese dip. It’s not carbon-based, and it is exquisite…ly terrible.
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daveexmachina.bsky.social
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
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evansutton.bsky.social
Keep it fucking weird, Portland 👏✊
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tressiemcphd.bsky.social
I actually hollered
malwaretech.com
I just emailed your post calling me white to Equifax, hopefully they’ll increase my credit score
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normeisen.bsky.social
BREAKING: we, AFGE, AFSCME & our other great partners have just filed for a TRO in our litigation to stop Trump & co. from using the shutdown to illegally fire gov employees

Our coalition has secured many of the most important court victories of the past months & we are heading to court again!
normeisen.bsky.social
BREAKING: We are going to court to stop the Trump administration’s abuse of the coming shutdown to illegally RIF employees

So proud to be part of this lawsuit w/
AFGE @afscme.bsky.social @democracyforward.org & Altshuler Berzon

Here’s the complaint
democracydefendersfund.org/prs/9.30.25-pr
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arawnsley.bsky.social
Was curious about JFK’s health so I asked google. TIL he was pregnant in 1960 but only put on 15-20lbs
jankypants.bsky.social
So is USAA in the Sky? I need to have A Word with someone in corporate after being sent on 90+ minutes of automated call routing, when I needed to get authorization for a rental car following on someone trying to steal our car.
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piperformissouri.bsky.social
“They asked for a sword, and we said, ‘Well, we do have swords, but we can’t give them away because they’re museum artifacts,’” said Todd Arrington, forced to resign as head of Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library.”
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historleans.bsky.social
Scoop by the - wait for it - Minnesota Star Tribune: "Anthony Salisbury, a deputy to White House top policy adviser Stephen Miller, sent the texts over the private messaging app Signal while traveling in Minnesota and in clear view of others." www.startribune.com/trump-offici...
Trump officials discussed sending elite Army division to Portland, text messages show
A high-ranking White House official was indiscreetly texting about the Portland, Ore., planning last weekend, according to messages shared with the Minnesota Star Tribune.
www.startribune.com
jankypants.bsky.social
Day three of furlough: had lunch with the Hubs and did a backlog of paperwork over beers. Ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in years. Went to a happy hour for new State hires hosted by my union and recruited some new union members.
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jensfoell.de
People are running stats on LLM-generated participants and think they’re being social scientists when in fact they’re technically just playing a very strange video game. This is like saying you’re doing math research because you’re playing sudoku.

www.science.org/content/arti...
AI-generated ‘participants’ can lead social science experiments astray, study finds
Data produced by “silicon samples” depends on researchers’ exact choice of models, prompts, and settings
www.science.org