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I've said it before I'll say it again, a thermal cam is really a cheat code when it comes to fixing electronics
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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16 Bilder zum Posten auf Social Media, damit man garantiert in die USA einreisen darf
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16 Bilder zum Posten auf Social Media, damit man garantiert in die USA einreisen darf
Wer als Ausländer in die USA möchte, soll künftig zusätzliche Daten preisgeben – darunter auch Social-Media-Profile der vergangenen fünf Jahre. Aber k
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December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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ela-bambust.bsky.social
“How can you suddenly dislike art when you find out it’s made by AI?”

For the same reason I can dislike art when I find out the employees were overworked and underpaid.

Because I care about people.

You dipshit.
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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thelatestkate.bsky.social
A drawing of a fluffy cat in the snow. The caption reads, "you are good enough, you always have been"
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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der-postillon.com
"Hatte bestimmt Drogen an Bord" – USA schießen Weihnachtsmannschlitten ab www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/drog...
"Hatte bestimmt Drogen an Bord" – USA schießen Weihnachtsmannschlitten ab
Washington (dpo) - Kinder auf der ganzen Welt müssen jetzt sehr stark sein: Wie soeben bekannt wurde, hat das US-Militär den Weihnachtsmann abgeschoss
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December 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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falkduebbert.bsky.social
Mal sehen, wie lange es dauert, bis ich keinen Feedback-Knopf mehr habe.
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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der-postillon.com
Kurios: Zebra trägt komplette Passagen aus Epstein-Akten auf dem Fell www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/zebr...
Kurios: Zebra trägt komplette Passagen aus Epstein-Akten auf dem Fell
Etosha Nationalpark (dpo) - Nicht schlecht gestaunt haben heute Teilnehmer einer Fotosafari im Etosha Nationalpark in Namibia, als sie ein Zebra sicht
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December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Weißes Haus veröffentlicht versehentlich Weihnachtsgruß mit geschwärztem Trump www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/epst...
Weißes Haus veröffentlicht versehentlich Weihnachtsgruß mit geschwärztem Trump
Washington (dpo) - Peinliche Panne im Weißen Haus: Weil das Team rund um Donald Trump noch voll im Zensieren-Modus war, hat das Büro des US-Präsidente
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December 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
See you all next year!
A christmas card of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting by a christmas tree, currently being decorated by the tentacles of the otherwise unseen creature, The Thing In The Sink, which has now evidently migrated to the tree. Above them is the text, "Merry Christmas".
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
7 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa. Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation. Santa: What Panel 2: Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer. Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side. Elon: this is your new sleigh Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes Musk: shit Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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ghostynewt.bsky.social
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social
Please enjoy this purr in these troubling times:
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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nanoraptor.danamania.com
Thanks, google.

Calling Chlorine Pentafluoride an 'irritant' sounds like calling a chainsaw an exfoliator.

Water? Fire. Sand? Fire. Asbestos? Fire. Gold? Fire.

CHLORINE PENTAFLUORIDE WILL OXIDISE FIRE ITSELF AND SET NORMAL FIRE ON FIRE.

'irritant'
A search for Chlorine pentafluoride in google, with an AI response calling it a "highly reactive, colorless gas, a powerful oxidizer, and a severe irritant" among other info.
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are pressed together, cuddled up and simply enjoying each others' company, eyes peacefully closed. Green: You know what's the best part of the holidays? Blue: What is it? Green: All our problems are next year's problems. All can wait until January. While Blue's expression remains peaceful, Green opens his eyes in realisation to his words. Blue: Except for that thing in the sink. Both of the foxes turn to look at something coming in from outside of the comic panel, with slimy tentacle-like tendrils reaching towards them. Green: Oh right. We should probably do something about that.
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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bhaalspawn.bsky.social
#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 5.

Is it even sex at all if it doesn’t involve a 5.25” floppy, an installation guide and a warning about needing more RAM???

#DosGaming 💾
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming home, still squinting from the cold winter air, with snow piled on top of both of them. Narration: Steps of coming in from the snow: Still wearing a snow pile, Green watches as Blue closes his eyes, waiting for his body heat to simply melt the snow off himself, with rivulets of snowmelt running down his body, collecting into a puddle beneath him. Narration: 1: Melt off the snow Green, who still has snow piled on him, watches on as Blue radiates heat, causing the snowmelt on and around him to evaporate. Narration: 2: Steam dry Green, still covered in clumps of snow, chases after Blue, who is doing his best to get away from him. Narration: 3: Run for your life Blue: Don't touch me, you wet goblin! Green: But you're warm!
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
An interview with Twitter's Chief Product Officer title "X Wants Its Haters Back"
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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dashasierra.com
This book lies. There's no instructions in here at all!
A kitty reading the book, "To kill a mocking bird"
January 14, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is watching Green eat snack bars straight out of a packet, wrappers of individual bars strewn around him. Blue: So how are the gingerbread cookie flavoured snack bar things? Green's answer turns into narration as the scene quickly changes to a vision of Green brazenly licking the wall of a massive decorative gingerbread house taller than himself. Green, narrating: You know that dry, stale, slightly dusty taste of a gingerbread house that's been on display all month? Back to the original scene, Blue looks at Green with mild surprise. Green returns his gaze without hesitation or embarrassment. Blue: No?! Green: Well, it's like that. Blue raises an eyebrow as Green calmly starts eating another snack bar. Blue: Then why are you still eating them? Green: Nobody can stop me.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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helicopterfood.bsky.social
How many can we make...
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
i’ve seen enough — EMERGENCY CATURDAY IS NOW IN EFFECT 🚨
a fat tux cat sitting on her hams in a blue armchair. she has a water bowl next to her for convenience. she looks annoyed and has one paw raised
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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der-postillon.com
Wird immer menschlicher: ChatGPT meldet sich mit Grippe krank www.der-postillon.com/2025/12/chat...
Wird immer menschlicher: ChatGPT meldet sich mit Grippe krank
San Francisco (dpo) - Die Entwicklung Künstlicher Intelligenz nimmt immer mehr Fahrt auf. Das große Sprachmodell ChatGPT etwa ist inzwischen so mensch
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December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a little bonfire, gazing restfully into the flickering flames. Blue: Do you ever think of the ways your life could've gone differently? Green: No. Blue: Like if you could start over with everything that you know now? Green: Nope. The odds of finding you again in the right place at the right time are way too low. Blue: You'd rather have me than a new chance? Green: Having you is the best possible life.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM