Vapes are looking more and more like sippy cups and we should be using that to get people to stop lmao

"baby need sippy vape? cant leave the house without holding it?"

Fucking DESTROYED

Hats off to the very strong #HandsOff signage yesterday!

Thanks for making your voices heard. 🙏

PORTIA WHAT THE FUCK
@honeylavendxr.bsky.social

12 plane crashes since November, 2024. Thats wild.

Good Morning! Buenos Dias!

What are you supposed to do when someone gives you a houseplant? Eat it? Do you eat it? I'm going to eat it

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

Currently watching Toy Story 3, the one where the takeaway is “be on your guard against charismatic cult leaders.”

i find it kinda bussin' i find it kinda cap that the dreams in which i'm dying are the ones that kinda slap

damn you can’t even offer anyone an egg in these trying times

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.

HELLOOOOOOO BESTIE