Jay Kaplan
@jaykaplan.bsky.social
St. Petersburg, FL
Guitar player in @zerobabiesfl.bsky.social
Never trust a man in a blue trench-coat,
Never drive a car when you’re dead
Guitar player in @zerobabiesfl.bsky.social
Never trust a man in a blue trench-coat,
Never drive a car when you’re dead
I named my fists Ira and Georgia because I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass
I named my fists Strummer and Jones because you're be going to be calling out for London
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I named my fists Ira and Georgia because I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass
Let’s go Bucs!🏴☠️
a red flag with a skull and crossbones on it
Alt: a red flag with a skull and crossbones on it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Let’s go Bucs!🏴☠️
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don’t know how to build a nuke,
Do you?
Violets are blue,
I don’t know how to build a nuke,
Do you?
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don’t know how to build a nuke,
Do you?
Violets are blue,
I don’t know how to build a nuke,
Do you?
Told ya. Red hot.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
GOAL: Hagel again! It's 2-0 #GoBolts on his own rebound
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Told ya. Red hot.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
Hagel remains red hot!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
GOAL: Hagel has a goal in five straight games, it's 1-0 #GoBolts
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hagel remains red hot!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
Let’s do that hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Let’s do that hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Dolphin
Barracuda
Alligator
Shaquille O’Neal
Deer
Dolphin
Barracuda
Alligator
Shaquille O’Neal
Deer
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Bison
Chipmunk
Tommy Lee
Barracuda
Bald Eagle
Bison
Chipmunk
Tommy Lee
Barracuda
Bald Eagle
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Grizzly bear cubs 🧸
Rattlesnake (a foot below me on a tree) 🐍
Peacocks 🦚
Moose 🫎
Bobcats
Grizzly bear cubs 🧸
Rattlesnake (a foot below me on a tree) 🐍
Peacocks 🦚
Moose 🫎
Bobcats
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Dolphin
Barracuda
Alligator
Shaquille O’Neal
Deer
Dolphin
Barracuda
Alligator
Shaquille O’Neal
Deer
Let’s do that (matinee) hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Let’s do that (matinee) hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
Let’s for a second put aside the xenophobic bigotry because we all see it, but how exactly does one “permanently pause” something? One of those words is a lie.
Trump says US will "permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries".
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Let’s for a second put aside the xenophobic bigotry because we all see it, but how exactly does one “permanently pause” something? One of those words is a lie.
Reposted by Jay Kaplan
When I am President, every dog will get a prize
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When I am President, every dog will get a prize
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
Radiohead
Built to Spill
Grateful Dead
Marc Ribot
Wilco
Radiohead
Built to Spill
Grateful Dead
Marc Ribot
Wilco
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
Rush
Ben Harper
Soul Coughing
U2
Pearl Jam
Rush
Ben Harper
Soul Coughing
U2
Pearl Jam
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
Radiohead
Built to Spill
Grateful Dead
Marc Ribot
Wilco
Radiohead
Built to Spill
Grateful Dead
Marc Ribot
Wilco
🙏
Thank You - Sly and the Family Stone | The Midnight Special
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
🙏
Calgary has given up 4 goals on 6 shots. That’s some shameful shit.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
GOAL: Carlile's second NHL goal on a slap shot from the left circle makes it 4-0 midway through the first period.
#GoBolts
#GoBolts
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Calgary has given up 4 goals on 6 shots. That’s some shameful shit.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
And with that one, Calgary is on to their second goalie.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
Girgensons, 3-0
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
And with that one, Calgary is on to their second goalie.
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
Chuck D on the board!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
GOAL: D'Astous makes it 2-0 before this game is 90 seconds in. Paul circled in the corner and fed D'Astous for the one-timer at the point.
#GoBolts FLYING
#GoBolts FLYING
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Chuck D on the board!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
Let’s do that hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Let’s do that hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
At my job, we get an extra half hour (paid) today on our lunch break which is very nice of them, but I’d so much rather be able to leave 30 min early. 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
At my job, we get an extra half hour (paid) today on our lunch break which is very nice of them, but I’d so much rather be able to leave 30 min early. 🙄
My Boss: I brought my speaker in if you guys wanna listen to xmas music today
Me: Have we done something to upset you?
Me: Have we done something to upset you?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My Boss: I brought my speaker in if you guys wanna listen to xmas music today
Me: Have we done something to upset you?
Me: Have we done something to upset you?
NPR out here normalizing fascism.
If someone at your Thanksgiving get-together says the words “liberal media,”slap that fool in the mouth.
If someone at your Thanksgiving get-together says the words “liberal media,”slap that fool in the mouth.
President Trump brought grievances to the Thanksgiving pardoning ceremony on Tuesday. He joked about sending the turkeys to a prison in El Salvador, and claimed that last year's turkey pardons were invalid. n.pr/48nUsYx
Trump spares turkeys — but not his political opponents — at annual pardoning ceremony
President Trump brought grievances to the Thanksgiving pardoning ceremony on Tuesday. He joked about sending the turkeys to a prison in El Salvador, and claimed that last year's turkey pardons were invalid.
n.pr
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
NPR out here normalizing fascism.
If someone at your Thanksgiving get-together says the words “liberal media,”slap that fool in the mouth.
If someone at your Thanksgiving get-together says the words “liberal media,”slap that fool in the mouth.
If things hold to form, the turkey Trump pardoned will be arrested in 3-6 months for soliciting sex from a minor.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If things hold to form, the turkey Trump pardoned will be arrested in 3-6 months for soliciting sex from a minor.
Eat a dick, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Eat a dick, Charlie Brown.
What a set up by Hagel!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
GOAL: Cirelli redirects Hagel's backdoor pass, it's 2-0 #GoBolts
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What a set up by Hagel!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
Reposted by Jay Kaplan
I don't understand this joke, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I don't understand this joke, Charlie Brown