Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
@jaynova.bsky.social
2018 winner of the Nobel Prize for best costume. Top 2% on pets.com. He/him.
My wife: "My friend's daughter was in a car accident!"
Me: "Oh no!"
Wife: "And she's pregnant!"
Me: "That must have been some accident!"
Me: "Oh no!"
Wife: "And she's pregnant!"
Me: "That must have been some accident!"
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My wife: "My friend's daughter was in a car accident!"
Me: "Oh no!"
Wife: "And she's pregnant!"
Me: "That must have been some accident!"
Me: "Oh no!"
Wife: "And she's pregnant!"
Me: "That must have been some accident!"
Whammed by the Sentient Manifestation of the Song “Last Christmas,” Causing Me to Lose Whamageddon While Also Getting Me Off #fakechucktingle
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Whammed by the Sentient Manifestation of the Song “Last Christmas,” Causing Me to Lose Whamageddon While Also Getting Me Off #fakechucktingle
It’s that time of year when everyone likes jazz for about a month. #vinceguaralditrio
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It’s that time of year when everyone likes jazz for about a month. #vinceguaralditrio
Read this thread. Jay (no relation) speaks truth.
Here is a thought I'm going to share. Piracy culture starting with Napster was the actual start of enshittficaiton.
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Read this thread. Jay (no relation) speaks truth.
Games Workshop: "When we say the Salamanders are 'black,' we mean that their skin turns black due to the radiation on Nocturne, not that they are of African descent. That would be weird if an entire legion was known for being one ethnicity.
Anyway, the White Scars are Asian."
#Warhammer40k
Anyway, the White Scars are Asian."
#Warhammer40k
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Games Workshop: "When we say the Salamanders are 'black,' we mean that their skin turns black due to the radiation on Nocturne, not that they are of African descent. That would be weird if an entire legion was known for being one ethnicity.
Anyway, the White Scars are Asian."
#Warhammer40k
Anyway, the White Scars are Asian."
#Warhammer40k
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Avatar 4: The Bending of the Air
Avatar 5: The Legend of the Core
Avatar 6: Spongebob Squarepants
Avatar 5: The Legend of the Core
Avatar 6: Spongebob Squarepants
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Avatar 4: The Bending of the Air
Avatar 5: The Legend of the Core
Avatar 6: Spongebob Squarepants
Avatar 5: The Legend of the Core
Avatar 6: Spongebob Squarepants
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
December 11, 2023 at 5:04 AM
Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
You will be visited by three spirits...
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You will be visited by three spirits...
Oh shit! It's Cyber Monday!
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oh shit! It's Cyber Monday!
A/S/L?
A/S/L?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Red fox
Wild turkey
White-tailed deer
Groundhog
Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
White-tailed deer
Groundhog
Skunk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Stoat
Bison
Crocodile
Cat
Vulture
Stoat
Bison
Crocodile
Cat
Vulture
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Tori Amos
They Might Be Giants
Regina Spektor
Marian Call
The Divine Comedy
Tori Amos
They Might Be Giants
Regina Spektor
Marian Call
The Divine Comedy
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Tori Amos
Radiohead
Ash
They Might Be Giants
Public Service Broadcasting
Tori Amos
Radiohead
Ash
They Might Be Giants
Public Service Broadcasting
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
Never talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner; it only leads to fights. For instance, my mother-in-law and I just argued about which of us hates Trump more.
#justkidding #wehatehimequally
#justkidding #wehatehimequally
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Never talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner; it only leads to fights. For instance, my mother-in-law and I just argued about which of us hates Trump more.
#justkidding #wehatehimequally
#justkidding #wehatehimequally
A Thanksgiving tradition.
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A Thanksgiving tradition.
Does ChatGPT have some sort of consciousness?
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Does ChatGPT have some sort of consciousness?
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
Everyone should have known those alt-right accounts on X were bots from foreign countries and not the actual American alt-right. Their English was too good.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everyone should have known those alt-right accounts on X were bots from foreign countries and not the actual American alt-right. Their English was too good.
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Excellent
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Excellent
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
A conversation that happened the other day regarding vacation planning:
Neighbor: In Europe, you can tour Europe by train.
My wife: I LOVE TRAINS!
Neighbor: Me too!
Me, a neurodivergent: You know, surprisingly, I don't have any strong opinions about trains. Huh.
Neighbor: In Europe, you can tour Europe by train.
My wife: I LOVE TRAINS!
Neighbor: Me too!
Me, a neurodivergent: You know, surprisingly, I don't have any strong opinions about trains. Huh.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A conversation that happened the other day regarding vacation planning:
Neighbor: In Europe, you can tour Europe by train.
My wife: I LOVE TRAINS!
Neighbor: Me too!
Me, a neurodivergent: You know, surprisingly, I don't have any strong opinions about trains. Huh.
Neighbor: In Europe, you can tour Europe by train.
My wife: I LOVE TRAINS!
Neighbor: Me too!
Me, a neurodivergent: You know, surprisingly, I don't have any strong opinions about trains. Huh.
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There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
September 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There have always been trans people.
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
There will always be trans people.
The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically.
Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history.
Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍
Remember, kids: we don't gloat when X is down while Bluesky is running fine, even though that shit is funny as hell.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Remember, kids: we don't gloat when X is down while Bluesky is running fine, even though that shit is funny as hell.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Another one.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Another one.