you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be

If you cannot call it what it is when all in a week: a government removes every mention of a group of people, destroys information about them en masse, bans their discussion in schools, restricts their ability to travel and starts seizing and refusing their official identification, when will you?

Ya know, I was going to come on here and post some schmaltzy piece about the relationship between thankfulness and gratefulness. I mean, I literally had it written out. But it just didn't end up saying what I wanted it to. My note didn't hit the right notes, so to speak.

it’s the time of the year when the 405 freeway looks like the Trail Blazers logo

I’m sorry I just looked this up with skepticism and I’m happy to report my skepticism was wrong