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Jay Tee Lan
@jayteelan.bsky.social
· Dec 28
welp, i guess i've settled in here, so here's how i can be pigeonholed:
- plant nerd
- mycophile
- grew up on IRC and Usenet
- really big faggot
- he/him/they/them
- polyglot (primarily 國語/Mandarin, English, Español)
- recovering pastry chef
- offal enthusiast
- music and audio geek
- weird-brained
- plant nerd
- mycophile
- grew up on IRC and Usenet
- really big faggot
- he/him/they/them
- polyglot (primarily 國語/Mandarin, English, Español)
- recovering pastry chef
- offal enthusiast
- music and audio geek
- weird-brained
Haaaaaa
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Haaaaaa
old article, still true. been rocking this almost 9 years now and have only changed the toner once. no color, but it does a perfectly adequate job reliably so you never have to think about your fucking printer.
Best printer 2023: just buy this Brother laser printer everyone has, it’s fine
Do you really want to think any more about printers than this?
www.theverge.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
old article, still true. been rocking this almost 9 years now and have only changed the toner once. no color, but it does a perfectly adequate job reliably so you never have to think about your fucking printer.
Look: aside from studying a little bit of Italian in school, I've cooked in Italian restaurants, made gelato and cioccolatini, and worked in a pasta factory. I might not fully lengthen my vowels when I'm speaking English, but I'm still gonna get the consonants right.
do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Look: aside from studying a little bit of Italian in school, I've cooked in Italian restaurants, made gelato and cioccolatini, and worked in a pasta factory. I might not fully lengthen my vowels when I'm speaking English, but I'm still gonna get the consonants right.
A bawdy revue hosted by someone resembling a mid-century television host:
Milton Berle-esque
Milton Berle-esque
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A bawdy revue hosted by someone resembling a mid-century television host:
Milton Berle-esque
Milton Berle-esque
Daifuku are technically red beans and rice
#SisterCantResistHer
#SisterCantResistHer
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Daifuku are technically red beans and rice
#SisterCantResistHer
#SisterCantResistHer
first night home for a min had to ackee and saltfish, im in love
YouTube video by FKA twigs
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I've been a fan since Homogenic, and while her pop sensibilities provided an entry point, it's the embrace of dissonance, distortion, and giving songs time and space to develop that I'm really into.
🧔 Unison
⚰️ Notget
🫦 Losss
😭 Ancestors
🖐️ 5 Years
🧔 Unison
⚰️ Notget
🫦 Losss
😭 Ancestors
🖐️ 5 Years
happy birthday goddess, Björk!
my top 5 Björk songs:
✨ it’s not up to you
🚨 jóga
🏔️ hyper-ballad
👠 big time sensuality
📖 bachelorette
my top 5 Björk songs:
✨ it’s not up to you
🚨 jóga
🏔️ hyper-ballad
👠 big time sensuality
📖 bachelorette
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've been a fan since Homogenic, and while her pop sensibilities provided an entry point, it's the embrace of dissonance, distortion, and giving songs time and space to develop that I'm really into.
🧔 Unison
⚰️ Notget
🫦 Losss
😭 Ancestors
🖐️ 5 Years
🧔 Unison
⚰️ Notget
🫦 Losss
😭 Ancestors
🖐️ 5 Years
THIS IS A SONG
IT'S A SONG ABOUT CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY CHUTNEY CHUTNEY CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY IS A TASTY SAUCE
YOU CAN HAVE IT WITH YOUR POPPADUM OR WITH YOUR MAIN COURSE
CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH ME
IT'S A SONG ABOUT CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY CHUTNEY CHUTNEY CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY IS A TASTY SAUCE
YOU CAN HAVE IT WITH YOUR POPPADUM OR WITH YOUR MAIN COURSE
CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH ME
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
THIS IS A SONG
IT'S A SONG ABOUT CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY CHUTNEY CHUTNEY CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY IS A TASTY SAUCE
YOU CAN HAVE IT WITH YOUR POPPADUM OR WITH YOUR MAIN COURSE
CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH ME
IT'S A SONG ABOUT CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY CHUTNEY CHUTNEY CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY IS A TASTY SAUCE
YOU CAN HAVE IT WITH YOUR POPPADUM OR WITH YOUR MAIN COURSE
CHUTNEY
CHUTNEY
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH ME
One of the most practical things to come from my queer life was when I realized some years ago that poppers can be used to cure hiccups - it's just another involuntary muscle contraction, after all.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
One of the most practical things to come from my queer life was when I realized some years ago that poppers can be used to cure hiccups - it's just another involuntary muscle contraction, after all.
An alternate universe where heterosexuals never stole eating ass from the gay community
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
An alternate universe where heterosexuals never stole eating ass from the gay community
twigs coming again with the powerbottom anthems
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
twigs coming again with the powerbottom anthems
This is Very Important.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is Very Important.
Pleasure should be part of the sex ed curriculum.
Replace gender-segregated public bathrooms with "sitting" and "standing," with at least 2x capacity in sit rooms.
Legalize AND REGULATE all drugs.
Decimate the military.
People don't need more than one house.
Households don't need more than one gun.
Replace gender-segregated public bathrooms with "sitting" and "standing," with at least 2x capacity in sit rooms.
Legalize AND REGULATE all drugs.
Decimate the military.
People don't need more than one house.
Households don't need more than one gun.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Pleasure should be part of the sex ed curriculum.
Replace gender-segregated public bathrooms with "sitting" and "standing," with at least 2x capacity in sit rooms.
Legalize AND REGULATE all drugs.
Decimate the military.
People don't need more than one house.
Households don't need more than one gun.
Replace gender-segregated public bathrooms with "sitting" and "standing," with at least 2x capacity in sit rooms.
Legalize AND REGULATE all drugs.
Decimate the military.
People don't need more than one house.
Households don't need more than one gun.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Every time Nick Offerman giggles, I get a little tingle in my taint.
Nick Offerman’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every time Nick Offerman giggles, I get a little tingle in my taint.
Good lord, her vocal control
ROSALÍA - Mundo Nuevo (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ROSALÍA
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Good lord, her vocal control
I love having a maitake spot right by my doctor's office
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love having a maitake spot right by my doctor's office
How my cravings work:
*watches someone eat a hot dog*
Man, i could really go for a Montreal smoked meat sandwich right now
*eats a tripe snack instead*
*watches someone eat a hot dog*
Man, i could really go for a Montreal smoked meat sandwich right now
*eats a tripe snack instead*
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How my cravings work:
*watches someone eat a hot dog*
Man, i could really go for a Montreal smoked meat sandwich right now
*eats a tripe snack instead*
*watches someone eat a hot dog*
Man, i could really go for a Montreal smoked meat sandwich right now
*eats a tripe snack instead*
the worst part of becoming a white-collar worker (aside from the death of my pride in being a grunt) is sitting through enthusiastic buzzword-laden presentations on sales strategies.
I get that normies find this shit engaging, and sales are how we find the customers that become my work, but uggggh.
I get that normies find this shit engaging, and sales are how we find the customers that become my work, but uggggh.
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the worst part of becoming a white-collar worker (aside from the death of my pride in being a grunt) is sitting through enthusiastic buzzword-laden presentations on sales strategies.
I get that normies find this shit engaging, and sales are how we find the customers that become my work, but uggggh.
I get that normies find this shit engaging, and sales are how we find the customers that become my work, but uggggh.
A(n anti-)social media site, but likes, comments, reposts, etc are all hidden from OP. Just posting into The Void, ostensibly for others, not that you'd ever know.
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A(n anti-)social media site, but likes, comments, reposts, etc are all hidden from OP. Just posting into The Void, ostensibly for others, not that you'd ever know.
Que me encanta que a Rosi sigue codeswitching aún le entrevista por la media inglesaparlante. Her English is great, but some ideas se expresan con más de fluidez y nuance en su lengua madre.
Rosalía Recording ‘LUX’ in 13 Languages: “Every Word On this Album I Fought For” | Billboard Cover
YouTube video by Billboard
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Que me encanta que a Rosi sigue codeswitching aún le entrevista por la media inglesaparlante. Her English is great, but some ideas se expresan con más de fluidez y nuance en su lengua madre.
I would like to thank Dick Cheney for providing such a wonderful prelude to tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I would like to thank Dick Cheney for providing such a wonderful prelude to tonight
YES YES YES DO IT DO IT DO IT
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
YES YES YES DO IT DO IT DO IT
I see you in your @bearpadart.bsky.social tee, @chrisgrace.com 🧐
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I see you in your @bearpadart.bsky.social tee, @chrisgrace.com 🧐
"We're part of the Erewhon Bicoastal Barista Exchange Program"
I’d like to order the idea of a coffee ☕️
YouTube video by Atsuko Okatsuka
youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"We're part of the Erewhon Bicoastal Barista Exchange Program"