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Jay Yencich
@jayyencich.bsky.social
Feral intellectual / whywolf (ND). Poet. Critic (Lit. / Eco. / Media). Introverted but rambunctious about thinking. Ride or die or die.
The Winter Olympics are less than a month away and yet the IOC still hasn't recognized Synchronized Sleeping as an event. Injustice
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
In the new year, I aspire to tackle my own projects with the verve and tenacity of a cat eating plastic after being explicitly told to stop eating plastic.
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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December 16, 2023 at 6:09 AM
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Tis the season for Bizarro Santa!
Fave moments from every SG episode 72: Girl Hair
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
eventually, I'm going to run out of data that companies can monetize by selling. I simply do no generate enough data on my own.
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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18 Dec 2025
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't think people outside the US truly understand the horrors of having a flash mob of smiling people singing to you about pharmaceuticals on TV.
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
(old man voice) "ella mccay? izzat some ally mcbeal reboot??"
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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David Byrne, a special guest on ‘Space Ghost: Coast to Coast’.
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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It’s ok you can say it
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Shout outs to everyone else who said "nah" to the free upgrade when it was being aggressively pushed
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me: You are a little guy and nothing you can do will convince me otherwise.

The Kitten: (tries to meow but his voice cracks)
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM