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Megan
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Jersey girl trying out Michigan.
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JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs are pushing back on demands to roll back their diversity initiatives
JPMorgan, Goldman CEOs Resist Calls to Roll Back DEI Programs
JPMorgan Chase & Co. and Goldman Sachs Group Inc. are pushing back on demands to roll back their diversity initiatives.
www.bloomberg.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Whatever you wished for others in this election is what I hope the next 4 years brings you.
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Trump literally leaving his supporters out in the cold while he and his billionaire buddies stay warm and cozy inside is the most Trumpian thing in the history of Trump.

MAGA will never learn will they?
January 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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[running through the street, banging on the windows] LET ME ON!!! TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUU
April 30, 2024 at 9:17 PM
What kind of queer is an extended conversation with my partner about whether or not we have “pond money”?
April 30, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I think my favorite romance plot device/toxic trait(?), is “this situation is emotionally complicated- we should have a threesome about it”. No where in the real world does that kind of brash, but entirely uninformed confidence lead to a HEA and we need that kind of dumb luck blind optimism.
February 19, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
January 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Last night I declared the very mid-90s masterpiece Hackers as bisexual culture, and I guess I will be starting my career as film critic now.
January 20, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I have to say, I would not steal, but spending all my money on Sephora, Botox, and OnlyFans sounds like the goddamn dream.
November 17, 2023 at 9:15 PM
‘13 Going on 30’ was just described as an old movie by a book I’m reading, so if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go wait for death.
November 10, 2023 at 1:01 PM
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So many people have no concept of just how critical the library market is for children's books. It's part of why I never bothered to try to self-publish the two MG books I wrote and was unable to sell: kids don't buy their own books. You can sell inexpensive ebooks direct to adults, not to kids.
Just heard an agent point out that if libraries are forbidden to buy a kidlit book, that book stands to lose like 60% of its sales. Individuals buying copies can't make up for that. And then the industry shies away from such books bc numbers, and the books don't get made at all.
That deciding to buy banned books for your own personal shelves doesn't even come close to solving the harms done by book banning, and actually we'd rather you show up and speak out at your school board and library board meetings and also help elect better candidates - or run for office yourself.
October 16, 2023 at 1:54 PM
This kid is going places
lmao this poster my friend spotted in Berlin
October 2, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Bob: Apparently there are some scalloped potatoes at Costco that are amazing…
Me: I don’t know why you started talking dirty, but I am INTO IT!
September 27, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Me on being good at being nobility:
I’d have conducted so much business from bed in a full face of makeup and a borderline inappropriate negligee.
September 8, 2023 at 1:39 AM
A character in my book just said “Cool business question, business person” to themselves, and never before has there been a more succinct description of how I feel in the workplace.
September 7, 2023 at 1:50 AM
There are two ways to approach a problem
August 26, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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No, there really aren't exceptions when it comes to body shaming or weight shaming. Doing it is always gross and wrong. It doesn't matter who your target is, someone you love will get hurt by it.
Don't do it.
August 25, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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August 24, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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This piece is this bad as everyone says, but Matt is not even the worst offender.

The entire journalism industry has insisted on casting trans rights as some kind of late-night dorm room debate rather than a bog-standard civil rights issue with very clear empirics.
The two kinds of progressives
Moralists vs. pragmatists
www.slowboring.com
August 22, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Lived through my first tornado (sans tornado) siren– is this the beginning of Midwestern cred?
August 25, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Now that I’m here I’m having a hard time even remembering how I added Twitter followers previously
August 25, 2023 at 12:08 AM