if i scroll long enough i bet i'll get to the good news hidden right underneath all the bad news

I’m strong in every way except physically or mentally

Soup of the day: Grilled bratwurst

::The Price Is Right losing horn::

gonna go dig a deep hole and just stand in it for a bit

consuming a little bit of propaganda couldn't hurt

Lads, what do we think of Tottenham?

I promise to stop drinking if yall put me in charge of the nukes

I don't think he knows about second achilles tear, Pip.

Word of the day (of course) is ‘scurryfunging’, from US dialect: the frantic attempt to tidy the house just before guests arrive.

Gabi Jesus

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually