Friend of mine rec’d FB dating, said algo was actually really good. I was hesitant because, you know, Facebook, but literally within the first day it’s absolutely clocked me. Served me an alt girl in PA who was wearing a shadow the hedgehog shirt first thing this morning. Well played zuck
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Friend of mine rec’d FB dating, said algo was actually really good. I was hesitant because, you know, Facebook, but literally within the first day it’s absolutely clocked me. Served me an alt girl in PA who was wearing a shadow the hedgehog shirt first thing this morning. Well played zuck
Reaching unprecedented levels of “uhhh fine”
September 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reaching unprecedented levels of “uhhh fine”
I download a dating app for the first time in years, just to start talking to people again, and one of the first women I match with is a Liverpool stan. FSG controls my life
August 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I download a dating app for the first time in years, just to start talking to people again, and one of the first women I match with is a Liverpool stan. FSG controls my life
Overheard my sup (who himself is a villain in this and uses AI too much) telling a coworker that her emails sound robotic and she has to stop using chatG*T for them: only dopamine hit for me this week so far
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Overheard my sup (who himself is a villain in this and uses AI too much) telling a coworker that her emails sound robotic and she has to stop using chatG*T for them: only dopamine hit for me this week so far
Nothing says community like someone leaving out Grizzly coupons for anyone to take in the work break area
May 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Nothing says community like someone leaving out Grizzly coupons for anyone to take in the work break area
Pushing through work with CASIOPEA blasting in my ears while on the high of a canned Diet Coke, I’m going to crash so hard later
May 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pushing through work with CASIOPEA blasting in my ears while on the high of a canned Diet Coke, I’m going to crash so hard later
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*Weyes Blood singing and sounding like a anguished Greek god who just learned about their newest immortal curse*
Me: yeah I definitely see myself in this
Me: yeah I definitely see myself in this
April 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
*Weyes Blood singing and sounding like a anguished Greek god who just learned about their newest immortal curse*
Me: yeah I definitely see myself in this
Me: yeah I definitely see myself in this
our undeniable reliance on interstates makes any amount of highway construction/renovation that shifts/reduces lanes feel like an accidental sociological experiment on the people. IDOT’s latest boner for an additional lane on I65 is going to cause enough road rage this summer to fuel a village
April 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
our undeniable reliance on interstates makes any amount of highway construction/renovation that shifts/reduces lanes feel like an accidental sociological experiment on the people. IDOT’s latest boner for an additional lane on I65 is going to cause enough road rage this summer to fuel a village
Looking at old insta stories of me eating a sandwich inside a restaurant. Dying inside as well
April 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Looking at old insta stories of me eating a sandwich inside a restaurant. Dying inside as well
I know this isn’t a just world because I’m currently NOT otherworldly high and listening to “Belinda Says” by Alvvays on repeat
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I know this isn’t a just world because I’m currently NOT otherworldly high and listening to “Belinda Says” by Alvvays on repeat
Really enjoying the never-ending slog. Signing up for more of the slog. The slog has taken away my ability to feel anything. I’m in an inescapable pit of despair and afraid of change because of the slog. Making decisions about the slog. The slog has screwed me. I got a discount code for the slog.
April 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Really enjoying the never-ending slog. Signing up for more of the slog. The slog has taken away my ability to feel anything. I’m in an inescapable pit of despair and afraid of change because of the slog. Making decisions about the slog. The slog has screwed me. I got a discount code for the slog.
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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nickelodeon slime associated pneumonia
December 26, 2024 at 10:14 PM
nickelodeon slime associated pneumonia
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you step aboard my intergalactic space cruiser to discover this is powering the engine
August 15, 2023 at 8:49 PM
you step aboard my intergalactic space cruiser to discover this is powering the engine
Does it count as whispering if I can hear every goddamn word you’re saying
September 15, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Does it count as whispering if I can hear every goddamn word you’re saying
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Anyone else like gaming
September 11, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Anyone else like gaming
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[first person to eat an onion]
this apple is haunted
this apple is haunted
September 1, 2023 at 3:07 PM
[first person to eat an onion]
this apple is haunted
this apple is haunted
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This ad told me “Culver’s puts so much care into every meal” and I believed it
August 26, 2023 at 10:28 PM
This ad told me “Culver’s puts so much care into every meal” and I believed it
Truly underrated in so many ways
August 23, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Truly underrated in so many ways
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smokin on that shit that gives you Google Earth vision
June 17, 2023 at 4:59 PM
smokin on that shit that gives you Google Earth vision
