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John Crossley
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Hockey dad. Tennis player. Renewable energy lawyer. Tater tot connoisseur. Changed handles from the other place, but if you forgot, I was the hot one.
There is a 99.5% chance that Stephen Miller raised his hand and spoke up on the first day of law school, and that's all you need to know about him.
yep, well said, and as I try to argue here, Stephen Miller's hubris at the outset was very evident; he and his allies fully expected that the "shock and awe" (Homan's actual smirking formulation) would push the mass public into acquiescence
the MAGA project is stalling out in no small part because they've been unable to sell america on their ideas in practice. the images of masked thugs grabbing innocent people off the street has galvanized spontaneous resistance, not mass support

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December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office developing an even deeper hatred for people who listen to shit on their phones without headphones. Thinking mandatory shock collars for waiting room occupants is the solution.
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In 1996, I was grabbing a smoke behind a bar near St. Louis University at about 11pm one night and the back door opened and Brett Hull and Wayne Gretzky stepped out and burned one with me. Since they (sort of) approached me and not the other way around, they were very nice and chatty.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The TikToks are trying to sell me on the 12-3-30 treadmill method. I have to lay off tennis for then next month or so, but would rather not gain weight at an alarming rate. Is this a decent exercise if you can’t do anything too strenuous (tennis or lifting)?
+1 to this. i have taken to trying to do a 30 minute jog on the treadmill most days and it has done wonders for my health and general state of mind.
not gonna evangelize about it but tbh coming to understand the value of cardio is one of the biggest positive changes I've made of any kind to my adult life, for whatever that's worth
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@samesadecho.bsky.social Definitely the tackiest thing theyve ever done....
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Well sure, but people are only SNAP-EBT customers if they’re using SNAP-EBT funds — it even says so in the USDA notice “offering discounts… to SNAP paying customers.” Pretty sure there isn’t a violation here.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Twin B started sophomore year at University of Minnesota today. Macroeconomics professor started class by projecting ChatGPT on the screen and searching for an intro to macroeconomics video, which he then played.

Dad of Twin B may blow a gasket.
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sometimes posts hit so close to center that you shudder a little.
Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
June 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Wow. Skinner played that like an ECHL back up.
June 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I could hit Bobrovsky with a truck and he wouldn’t fall that far.
June 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Star Wars
Empire
The Force Awakens (Trailer) Rogue One
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens
Solo
The Last Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
The Phantom Menace
The Rise of Skywalker
Attack of the Clones
Empire
Star Wars
Rogue One
Return of the Jedi
Solo
The Last Jedi
The Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Attack of the Clones
The Phantom Menace
The Rise of Skywalker
Star Wars
Empire
Return of the Jedi
Solo
The Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Rogue One
The Last Jedi
The Phantom Menace
The Rise of Skywalker
Attack of the Clones
May 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
As though there isn't an entire marketplace and thousands of social media accounts devoted to "looks exactly like [Lululemon] but is way cheaper."
Miller: "If you had a choice between a doll from China that might have lead paint from it that is not as well constructed, as a doll made in America that has a highly environmental and regulatory standard & those two products are both on Amazon, that yes, you probably would be willing to pay more."
May 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by John Crossley
April 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
What happens when China doesn't respond to the latest tariff increase by raising their own tariffs, but by dumping all of the US treasury bonds that they hold (about $750 billion)?
April 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by John Crossley
We need new leaders in Washington. I’m running for Senate to be one. Let’s go.
April 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
They edited out the Duke shirt! The Paul Weiss of tv shows.
March 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Bags of ice
what’s expensive for no reason?
March 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Safe to assume that this guy is one of the MAGA-minders that they installed to keep Marco in line? So friggin' weird. www.cnn.com/2025/03/10/p...
Deleted tweets show top State Department official spread false rumor about Rubio’s sexuality, called him ‘low IQ’ | CNN Politics
A top acting State Department official deleted at least half a dozen tweets that ridiculed his new boss, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, including ones calling him “low IQ” and repeating a false rumor...
www.cnn.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One of my favorite Saturday morning activities used to be sitting on the couch and letting the NHL condensed games autoplay on TV. I don’t even mind that they added ads this year. But how they managed to screw up the auto-play feature (it doesn’t work or crashes) is beyond me.
March 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The “Why is nobody interested in trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore?” tweet has stuck in my head all week.
March 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Apparently, on Roku and other streamers, you can pinpoint ads down to the last 4 digits of a zip code (the ones nobody uses) - Rs did this in 2024. We need to raise money to get Murphy, Mayor Pete, and other effective people on those ads. @mcuban.bsky.social
Chris Murphy Emerges as a Clear Voice for Democrats Countering Trump
The second-term senator from Connecticut is eschewing caution and throwing out the traditional political playbook as he seeks a broader audience for his critiques of the president and his agenda.
www.nytimes.com
February 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Okay, so I watched a bunch of regular season hockey last night and (not surprisingly) was disappointed because it was soooo much slower than the 4 nations.

Hear me out: 3 on 3 all the time.

#hockey
February 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by John Crossley
Being a fucking idiot has consequences. Unfortunately, they’re for everybody.
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."

www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I get that the Chiefs get a lot of soft calls but it’s kinda rich for Tom Brady to be the one complaining about it.
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
At what time today will Trump announce that Canada and Mexico have capitulated and agreed to ‘aggressively control’ (or something) fentanyl coming into the country, therefore, he wins and the USA is respected?Over/Under is 3pm eastern.
February 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM