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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵

@jdac.bsky.social

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The GOP is a death cult, Signal is worth having. I don’t followback, and I will block you if your vibes are bad, if you use AI, or want me to stop using Emacs.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · Oct 2

We live in a cyberpunk future, but only in stupid ways.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 4h

On this planet we call him... Neighbor Zero

Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 5h

a woman in a white tank top is smiling

Alt: Gina Gershon in the film Bound, smirking, clad in a white tanktop, walks past Jennifer Tilly on her way out of an apartment. Several significant scenes in the film revolve around plumbing.

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moby spookgirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @eigenvectrix.myatproto.social · 7h

Cis people are perfectly capable of objecting to the current crop of Harry Potter fascist sympathisers with the same stridency as they did to Kimmel’s cancellation or the Riyadh Comedy Festival. They simply choose not to, because they agree with Rowling that we must be kept down at heel.

Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 1d

I haven't seen a single article about how Matt Berry or Kit Harrington or John Lithgow or Keira Knightley or fucking Nick Frost AND Simon Pegg have very publicly made it clear that they value a big blood soaked paycheck over human rights

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 7h

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 9h

Bogey-Everyman: My Life of Frightening Retirees into Buying Gold

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 16h

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it.

Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently.

Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands.

Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 10h

Bet this dicksnot uses tomatoes in his food.

Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 14h

Y’know, this raises the terrifying possibility that they’re actually looking at stats and leaping on every spurious correlation now. Not even they know what’s next.

Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 1d

Rizz em with the jism

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Public Universal Girlfriend 🏳️‍⚧️ @girlfriend.bsky.social · 16h

> hear about a new girl boss fighting for peace and freedom
> ask if the girl boss is greta or thatcher
> they don't understand
> pull out a complicated chart showing what is greta and what is thatcher
> they laugh, she's a good girl boss miss
> check wikipedia
> she's thatcher

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

Okay my bet for the next quack solution was chelation therapy, guess I lose this round. Didn’t have ’Ttsm from the ’Cism on my bingo card.

Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

Did you nom the triamgles (Y/y)?

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

So wait is there a scene where the Creature strangles a dog because Wishbone just married her?

Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t care whose agent was better, it should’ve been Jim Kelly in the final act instead of John Saxon. At minimum.

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

It both transparently loves and occasionally exceeds Enter the Dragon, which is a special thing.

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𝖓𝖎𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖌𝖋 @nihilistgf.bsky.social · 1d

Support our troops! 🐸

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 4d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

Depending on the text-to-speech program a person is using, infix-capitalization can make neologisms like "hypeBeast," or more common portmanteaus sound like they’re spoken instead of a weird phonetic garble.

I don’t remember to do this as often as I should.

Bugger the Constabulary 🦇🍵 @jdac.bsky.social · 1d

I’mma level with you, I’m not the best at this, but there’s some absolute dogshit alt text out there, do better if you’re gonna do it folks.

Dan Johnson @coil.bsky.social · 2d

Irregular reminder that alt text on images is a valuable accessibility tool, and also lets your images show in search results or respect mute lists. For instance, I found the below image by searching "capybara alt text".