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JD
@jdjava.bsky.social
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I'm a frankenstein with a fondness of games and cheesy movies(the worst I can find).
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 06,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS CARRYING A LARGE JAR OF REDUCING CREAM NANCY: REDUCING CREAM - - - I WONDER IF THIS STUFF CAN REALLY REDUCE -- P2- NANCY ACCIDENTALLY DROPS THE JAR OF REDUCING CREAM NANCY:OOPS! P3- WHEN THE JAR HIT THE FLOOR THE REDUCING CREAM COVERS THE WHOLE OF PANEL THREE AND NANCY TOO.. P4- PANEL FOUR HAS SHRUNK TO A QUARTER OF ITS ORIGINAL SIZE, NANCY IS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED, BECAUSE SHE SHRANK TOO.
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Even more costumes
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
The Chattanooga News
November 12,1917
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE By Condo PANEL 1 EVERETT TRUE: MR. PROPRIETOR, I HAVE JUST LEARNED THAT YOU FARM OUT THE COAT AND HAT ROOM TO SOME CONCESSIONAIRE AND THAT THE EMPLOYEES OF THAT DEPARTMENT ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KEEP THE TIPS FROM THE GUESTS, BUT MUST TURN THEM OVER TO THIS CONCESSIONAIRE. PROPRIETOR: WELL, YES, WE DO THAT- PANEL 2 EVERETT TRUE: BUT YOU DON'T TELL THAT TO THE PATRONS OF THE HOTEL! THEY THINK THEY ARE TIPPING THE EMPLOYEES WHEN IN REALITY, THEY ARE CONTRIBUTING TO THE INCOME OF SOME SMOOTHE GUY: I SHALL NOW "TIP" THE PROPRIETOR!!! KEEP THE CHANGE!!! EVERETT USES HIS UMBRELLA TO PULL THE PROPRIETOR’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS RUNNING A HOME FOR STRAY CATS IN THE YARD NANCY: GOOD. NIGHT, KITTIES - I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING P2- NANCY HAS GONE TO BED, BUT SHE IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE CATS OUTSIDE IN THE YARD NANCY: HOPE THEY WON'T BE LONESOME OUT THERE TONIGHT P3- NANCY HAS LEFT HER BEDROOM WINDOW OPEN,SHE IS SOUND ASLEEP THE CATS, SEEING THE OPEN WINDOW HAVE COME IN AND GOT ON NANCY’S BED, NANCY HAS OVER A DOZEN CATS SLEEPING ON HER BED
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 14,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO IS VISITING NANCY, SHE IS THE YARD TAKING CARE OF DOZENS OF STRAY CATS SIGN ON NANCY’S HOUSE NANCY’S HOME FOR STRAY CATS SLUGGO: YOU SURE ARE CRAZY ABOUT YOUR CATS NANCY:YES -- AND THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT ME P2- SLUGGO:AIN'T YA AFRAID THEY'LL RUN AWAY ? NANCY: OH, THEY LOVE ME ---NOTHING COULD MAKE THEM LEAVE ME P3- MUCH TO NANCY AND SLUGGO’S SURPRISE, ALL THE CATS SUDDENLY RUN OUT THE FRONT GATE ALL THE CATS ARE CHASING A PASSING FRESH FISH TRUCK
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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minkja.bsky.social
🖤✨
#minkjart #oc #ocsky #pinup #pin-up
digital illustration, with very subtle pastel blue, green, and pink; alt latex clown poses on their bed in their lavish room. they have pasties in the shape of cartoon skulls, and their balls peek out as they teasingly lift their leg for the viewer
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
This happened to me. I am a bigfoot now
September 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children

Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda

Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy

Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
Force ghosts from the end of Return of the Jedi
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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lesathoart.bsky.social
fly, my beauty! for the watto flood.
An illustration of a pair of sexy wattos. one in a pair of red short-shorts that reads 'juicy' in aurubesh and one in a green borat mankini.
August 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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clareblackwood.bsky.social
we do not publicly shame cybertruck owners enough
August 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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charleskeener.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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philfromtheabyss.bsky.social
We need a dark comedy movie or psychological thriller starring Patrick Fischler and David Dastmalchian as brothers
August 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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minkja.bsky.social
what if they

#minkjart #malevolent #malevolentpod #malevolentpodcast #johndoe #arthurlester #thekinginyellow
digital illustration, fanart for the podcast Malevolent; angled from above, the viewer looks down on two figures in a circular pit, one crouching in front of the other, who is sitting, leaning his back against the wall. the crouching figure is wearing a long yellow cloak that spreads in a tattered flare around him. the man leaning against the wall wears tattered trousers, the rest of him exposed and emaciated.
August 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
jdjava.bsky.social
Hey boss. It's been a while, but I think Ill be [streaming] on [twitch] after I eat some dinner. Twitch.tv/jdcoffeestreams at like...730 cst or so. Hopefully.
August 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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lydiabslade.bsky.social
How Kylo maintains his luscious pout
August 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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neurodivergentrebel.substack.com
Judge Carlos Mendoza in Florida has sided with authors and publishers in a lawsuit against the state's book ban, determining that the law violates free speech protections.

It was ruled that Florida's ban on books that "describe sexual conduct" is too broad.
Florida judge strikes down state law used to ban books: 'None of these books are obscene
August 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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cardinalgray.bsky.social
Fantastic Limoncetta is here to put on a show!✨

she goes for 120USD, can be claimed via DMs👀

[ #anthro #furry #lemon #bunny #adopt #adoptable #Art #ArtSky #украрт #УкрАртПідтримка #cardiart]
a drawing of an adoptable character - a lemon-themed bunny lady! she's wearing a dancer outfit with a more tighter fitting body piece and free, flowy sleeves and pant legs. her outfit jas some star- and heart-shaped patterns on it. the little headpiece paired with her ears look like a lemon with some green leaves. her blond curls are sticking out from underneath the headpiece on each side, framing her face nicely the text reads: "LIMONCETTA lemon bunny adoptable * goes by she/her pronouns * wonderful and skilled dancer and performer"
July 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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ironlily.bsky.social
I refuse to commit this as my karma.
May 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
The Yellow Wallpaper
Spooky smoky shadow lady with glowing white eyes creeping around inside the shifting yellow wallpaper pattern of a dilapidated Victorian home
August 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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anarchygoose.bsky.social
reminded of this meme and so now you all get to enjoy it again too
hoechlin's post: captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many. captain america: no
July 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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stefscribbles.bsky.social
cat witch
just a black kitty in a witch hat and cloak
July 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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minkja.bsky.social
it me

#scalie #scaley #scalesona #oc #fursona #furryart #minkjart
digital drawing of a fairy dragon; they have hands and feet much like a salamander, and wings reminiscent of those of a dragonfly. on the end of their tail and the backs of joints are leafy offshoots that are like what are found on leafy sea dragons. their double ears have various piercings, and they look at you from their visible eye with an unreadable expression. they are long and slender, but very clearly smaller than you
July 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM