🗣️ Jeffrey Danger
@jeffereydanger.bsky.social
34 year old dude having a mediocre time on the interweb.
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Sometimes I get in modes on here where I keep scrolling and only like pictures of cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
My Spotify Wrapped entirely unsurprising again this year
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My Spotify Wrapped entirely unsurprising again this year
Late night) early morning nachos and this pull couldn't have captured my feelings any better
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Late night) early morning nachos and this pull couldn't have captured my feelings any better
Late night gang arise
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Late night gang arise
Home from work and it's time for more
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Home from work and it's time for more
Insert a movie into another movie
The Lord of the Rings: The Dark side of Dimensions
The Lord of the Rings: The Dark side of Dimensions
Insert a movie into another movie:
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore.
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Angels in the Outfield of Dreams
Angels in the Outfield of Dreams
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Insert a movie into another movie
The Lord of the Rings: The Dark side of Dimensions
The Lord of the Rings: The Dark side of Dimensions
Pretty sure it was the shower scene with Christie in Dead Or Alive 2.
A bunch of my buddies were staying at a friend's house and playing through the campaign. All of a sudden, bare ass on the big screen and a room full of pre teens going googly eyed.
A bunch of my buddies were staying at a friend's house and playing through the campaign. All of a sudden, bare ass on the big screen and a room full of pre teens going googly eyed.
What was your first adult/NSFW video game encounter?
Do you have a funny story, or remember a playground rumor?
My answer:
Overhearing my older brothers and cousins talking about a way to remove the nudity censor from first Sims game on PC. My young eyes couldn't believe it when I finally saw.
Do you have a funny story, or remember a playground rumor?
My answer:
Overhearing my older brothers and cousins talking about a way to remove the nudity censor from first Sims game on PC. My young eyes couldn't believe it when I finally saw.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Pretty sure it was the shower scene with Christie in Dead Or Alive 2.
A bunch of my buddies were staying at a friend's house and playing through the campaign. All of a sudden, bare ass on the big screen and a room full of pre teens going googly eyed.
A bunch of my buddies were staying at a friend's house and playing through the campaign. All of a sudden, bare ass on the big screen and a room full of pre teens going googly eyed.
Drop something FIERY 🔥🔥🔥
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Drop something FIERY 🔥🔥🔥
Reposted by 🗣️ Jeffrey Danger
Everybody wants to celebrate the boys being back in town, nobody wants to examine the circumstances that forced the boys to leave in the first place.
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Everybody wants to celebrate the boys being back in town, nobody wants to examine the circumstances that forced the boys to leave in the first place.
Reposted by 🗣️ Jeffrey Danger
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's crunch time and I was originally filling out applications for a second job just to help out.
Now I'm doing it because I don't have another option.
Damn this sucks.
Now I'm doing it because I don't have another option.
Damn this sucks.
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It's crunch time and I was originally filling out applications for a second job just to help out.
Now I'm doing it because I don't have another option.
Damn this sucks.
Now I'm doing it because I don't have another option.
Damn this sucks.
Ugh. Finally up. Didn't realize how much working til midnight would mess me up.
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ugh. Finally up. Didn't realize how much working til midnight would mess me up.
These Doritos have no right to be this good
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
These Doritos have no right to be this good
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
Just gave all my Pokemon cards to a coworker. I'm finally free.
And I also pulled a Millennium Eyes Restrict. Lucky day.
And I also pulled a Millennium Eyes Restrict. Lucky day.
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just gave all my Pokemon cards to a coworker. I'm finally free.
And I also pulled a Millennium Eyes Restrict. Lucky day.
And I also pulled a Millennium Eyes Restrict. Lucky day.
Phew! Arkana had me on the ropes!
Got 'em! Thanks bae!
Got 'em! Thanks bae!
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Phew! Arkana had me on the ropes!
Got 'em! Thanks bae!
Got 'em! Thanks bae!
Cassidy demands pets
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Cassidy demands pets
Excited that Marvel: Cosmic Invasion comes out tomorrow but I'm gonna wait for the physical edition. I wish it wasn't so far away though 🥲
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Excited that Marvel: Cosmic Invasion comes out tomorrow but I'm gonna wait for the physical edition. I wish it wasn't so far away though 🥲
Had to cancel a date because I just started the "Battle City" arc in Yu-Gi-Oh.
I have my priorities straight.
I have my priorities straight.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Had to cancel a date because I just started the "Battle City" arc in Yu-Gi-Oh.
I have my priorities straight.
I have my priorities straight.
Me after I get a second job
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me after I get a second job
Always. Hungry.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Always. Hungry.
Thinking about her
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Thinking about her
Fuck. I was gonna make meatballs but I forgot to pick up bread crumbs.
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fuck. I was gonna make meatballs but I forgot to pick up bread crumbs.
Time for one of my favorite brews and some vidja games
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Time for one of my favorite brews and some vidja games
Such a fuckin perfect 90s jam
open.spotify.com/track/1sxUaL...
open.spotify.com/track/1sxUaL...
Never Let You Go - 2008 Remaster
open.spotify.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Such a fuckin perfect 90s jam
open.spotify.com/track/1sxUaL...
open.spotify.com/track/1sxUaL...