Jeff Simmons
@jefforysimmons.bsky.social
Grace’s Pa 📲 Freelance ad buyer and social media manager for dozens of brands @audiointhetrees
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Jeff Simmons
@jefforysimmons.bsky.social
· Oct 12
This brave kiddo got covid and flu shots today and it didn’t phase her at all watching both needles! Proud papa
The new American Dream isn’t a house with a white picket fence. It’s autopay with no overdraft.
September 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The new American Dream isn’t a house with a white picket fence. It’s autopay with no overdraft.
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Possibly the single greatest moment in children’s literature.
November 14, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Possibly the single greatest moment in children’s literature.
✨ Focusing on 2031
June 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
✨ Focusing on 2031
With this human, I even like morning.
May 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
With this human, I even like morning.
I reserved a scooter in advance today while riding the bus after meeting my new chiropractor who is also from New Jersey 🛴 💨 🚍
@trimet.bsky.social
@lime
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@lime
May 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I reserved a scooter in advance today while riding the bus after meeting my new chiropractor who is also from New Jersey 🛴 💨 🚍
@trimet.bsky.social
@lime
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☕️ 🍳 ❤️🩹 Noticed Michael Hurley, the inventor of Sweedeedee, sitting @sweedeedeepdx having brunch back in 2022 and asked him if it was ok if I snapped these 2 photos.
Figured it was probably the most Portland thing that ever happened.
You will be missed, maestro.
Figured it was probably the most Portland thing that ever happened.
You will be missed, maestro.
April 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
☕️ 🍳 ❤️🩹 Noticed Michael Hurley, the inventor of Sweedeedee, sitting @sweedeedeepdx having brunch back in 2022 and asked him if it was ok if I snapped these 2 photos.
Figured it was probably the most Portland thing that ever happened.
You will be missed, maestro.
Figured it was probably the most Portland thing that ever happened.
You will be missed, maestro.
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March 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
☘️ Luck o’ the Irish to ya!
March 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
☘️ Luck o’ the Irish to ya!
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good morning btw
March 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
good morning btw
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Protect your peace.
I’m not watching nonsense.
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Protect your peace.
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Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction
March 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction
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Since 2016, every time I’ve gotten a news alert on my phone I’ve prayed it would say he’s dead.
March 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Since 2016, every time I’ve gotten a news alert on my phone I’ve prayed it would say he’s dead.
Sunday was fantastic thanks to @oregonzoo.bsky.social and @trimet.bsky.social 🚍 🐒 🚆
March 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sunday was fantastic thanks to @oregonzoo.bsky.social and @trimet.bsky.social 🚍 🐒 🚆
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Just when I think my country can’t get any dumber. Ta-da!
March 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Just when I think my country can’t get any dumber. Ta-da!
First School Picture Day 💕
February 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
First School Picture Day 💕
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Jessica Lee Gagné deserves awards for #Severance cinematography. @benstiller.redhour.com
The cinematography on this episode of #Severance 🤩
February 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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When you waited too long to buy The Shining opera tix and it’s almost sold out #grammysmeme #beyonce #theshining #opera
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
When you waited too long to buy The Shining opera tix and it’s almost sold out #grammysmeme #beyonce #theshining #opera