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a powerful powerful powerful dudes rock moment
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Incredible feeling when 20 years of hating pays off
Cristiano Ronaldo is expected to attend a meeting at the White House, on a day when U.S. President Donald Trump is set to host the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman in the Oval Office, multiple sources have confirmed to The Athletic.

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Cristiano Ronaldo expected to attend White House meeting as Trump hosts Saudi Prince MBS
Ronaldo's appearance in Washington, D.C., will mark his first known return to the U.S. in over a decade
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Twitter fucking up during NFL free agency is as anti-American as you can get
March 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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a second twitter crash has hit nfl free agency
March 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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dude get ready to make the worst podcast in the world
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Feb 13
Breaking: The Jets have informed Aaron Rodgers that they are moving in a different direction at quarterback.
February 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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this is the best game I've ever seen please do not remind me of all the other times anyone has said this
January 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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The Wasabi Fenway Bowl being sponsored by some random company named Wasabi and not the Japanese condiment is especially disappointing now that we have been conditioned to expect bowl games sponsored by suicidal foods yearning to be consumed
December 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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not entirely comfortable without how hyped I am about a sports rite ending in the ritual sacrifice of a smiling anthropomorphic pop tart
December 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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We can’t beat this.
December 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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is this the villain in the next barbie movie?
December 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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(Possible Injury): The 2024-25 Manchester City Story™
Subs: Jahmai Simpson-Pusey and Ilkay Gundogan replace Nathan Ake (possible injury) and Mateo Kovacic. #ManCity 1-1 Everton. [85’]
December 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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It'll never not be funny that the New York Jets gave complete control of their multi-billion dollar organization to this lunatic
Jets' Aaron Rodgers Says He's Been Drinking Cayenne Pepper Water: 'Fountain of Youth'
As New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers has dealt with a series of nagging injuries in recent weeks, he is turning to a mixture of cayenne pepper and water…
bleacherreport.com
October 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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He’s not mad. Please don’t write in the newspaper that he’s mad
Incredible level of pre-cope as I prepare for someone named Brick to release me
December 23, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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that’s correct. the code for the ohio state presale was OSUFB bsky.app/profile/josh...
I believe they made it "OSUFB" which uh, didn't take much to crack that one
December 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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ohio state’s presale promo code leaking is the funniest under the radar subplot of this playoff season
Got this from a friend, that’s a lot of Orange
December 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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cool. anyway here’s an aisle-by-aisle breakdown of the grocery store i regularly shop at down the street. i live in new york, so it’s on the smaller side as far as grocery stores go, but there’s a lot to love about it, so much so that i regularly go to shop for a single meal
December 23, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting

not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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ERNIE: …and you’re looking at happy valley, which has SMU coming to town today

KENNY: no one on campus knew what football was when i was at north carolina, it was all about basketball

SHAQ: what’s SMU doin today chuck

CHUCK: they’re comin
December 21, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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support whatever geolocation fraud needs to happen in order for Tennessee fans to blast "Rocky Top" over every TouchTunes in the Columbus area
December 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Kenny: tell em where SMU’s going Chuck

Charles: the GLUE factory

Shaq: [coughs, falls into Xmas tree, dies]
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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ameriiiiiiiiiicaaaaaaa
December 14, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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The direct segue into the personal found call is killing me
there are a number of things in this single video that i guarantee you have never seen before
December 14, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Shamelessly stolen from Steve on the other app:

Winning % as Jets starting QB:
Zach Wilson .364
Sam Darnold .342
Aaron Rodgers .273
November 17, 2024 at 10:16 PM