@jelee-is-me.bsky.social
introverted, godless, liberal dork + sprinkles
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
Kudos to the shooter for managing to find a novel iteration of the tolley problem.
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kudos to the shooter for managing to find a novel iteration of the tolley problem.
The only satisfaction here is after this week a precious few will think about Charlie Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The only satisfaction here is after this week a precious few will think about Charlie Kirk.
In the words of Steve Albini, "Kill the mother fucker, just kill him."
July 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In the words of Steve Albini, "Kill the mother fucker, just kill him."
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
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The world: "I wonder how America is doing, I hope they are well."
America:
America:
May 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The world: "I wonder how America is doing, I hope they are well."
America:
America:
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The new leader of the free world.
April 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The new leader of the free world.
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Very informative chart from Washington Post
April 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Very informative chart from Washington Post
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Introducing Bella
February 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Introducing Bella
Dem beans doh.
February 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dem beans doh.
"You can't shoot values."
-an very dull kumquat
-an very dull kumquat
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"You can't shoot values."
-an very dull kumquat
-an very dull kumquat
flats > drums
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
flats > drums
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The #NFL removing the words "No racism" from the end zones of today's #SuperBowlLIX venue, New Orleans, because the president's attending the game, is so 1936 Berlin Olympics.
February 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The #NFL removing the words "No racism" from the end zones of today's #SuperBowlLIX venue, New Orleans, because the president's attending the game, is so 1936 Berlin Olympics.
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Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X.
Everybody dies.
Everybody dies.
February 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X.
Everybody dies.
Everybody dies.
Everything is a lot currently.
He is me feeding our worst cat treats in bed because she has anxiety.
He is me feeding our worst cat treats in bed because she has anxiety.
February 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Everything is a lot currently.
He is me feeding our worst cat treats in bed because she has anxiety.
He is me feeding our worst cat treats in bed because she has anxiety.
Look, we tried everything. We bitched at an octogenarian, we elected a fascist; maybe we don't deserve eggs.
January 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Look, we tried everything. We bitched at an octogenarian, we elected a fascist; maybe we don't deserve eggs.
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In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
"OK, but like when we do it, it's cool cuz like America. But these bastards, who are not American do it, I mean, George Washington or some shit."
OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
White House AI tsar David Sacks raises possibility of alleged intellectual property theft
www.ft.com
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
"OK, but like when we do it, it's cool cuz like America. But these bastards, who are not American do it, I mean, George Washington or some shit."
Outsourcing the prison industrial complex is bold even by fascist standards.
Trump says he wants to fly American criminals to other countries who will incarcerate them for "a small fee"
January 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Outsourcing the prison industrial complex is bold even by fascist standards.
Cat stacks.
I've never had cats sleep on one another before.
I've never had cats sleep on one another before.
January 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Cat stacks.
I've never had cats sleep on one another before.
I've never had cats sleep on one another before.
Please, please please please, please stop reacting to my work emails in Outlook.
January 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Please, please please please, please stop reacting to my work emails in Outlook.
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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
It's fucking stupid he has to do this, but good for him.
ICYMI:
This morning, Joe Biden preemptively pardoned Ret. Gen. Mark Milley, Dr. Anthony Fauci, members and staff of the Jan. 6th committee, and the Capitol and D.C. Metropolitan police officers who testified before that committee.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe...
This morning, Joe Biden preemptively pardoned Ret. Gen. Mark Milley, Dr. Anthony Fauci, members and staff of the Jan. 6th committee, and the Capitol and D.C. Metropolitan police officers who testified before that committee.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe...
Biden issues pre-emptive pardons for Jan. 6 committee and witnesses, Anthony Fauci and Mark Milley
With just hours remaining in office, the president issued the pardons to protect people Donald Trump had threatened.
www.nbcnews.com
January 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's fucking stupid he has to do this, but good for him.