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The only ethical consumption under capitalism is ass
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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JD Vance killed Laura Palmer
September 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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We only rate dogs. This is a southern sleepy seal pup. Please read her a short but comforting bedtime story, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (credit Brie the Chi)
a long, light brown creature rests on her back. her eyes are drooping closed, her tongue sticks out a teeny bit, and she has no visible ears. her front paws (flippers?) are tucked up close to her body like a t-rex’s arms. the long noodle body has no other appendages within frame. (it's a chihuahua, or so we're told, but we would also have bought "potato" or "sea otter.")
August 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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R.i.p George Harrison. You would have loved telling your paramores to read The Ethical Slut
June 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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My parents boated out to and explored an abandoned leper colony as a date and they wonder why their kid is wierd
June 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I DROPPED MY FUCKING EXPENSIVE HEADPHONES IN THE TOILET
WHEN WILL THE HORRORS CEASE
May 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
jemberlyjones.bsky.social
Hey, when your pet is just sitting there and you think "god they look cute, I should get a pic" Do it. Doesn't matter if you already have hundreds or thousands. Trust me. Do it.
May 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
jemberlyjones.bsky.social
No optional trainers when you're a broke bitch #pokemon
April 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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luckytran.com
They are taking away the right to protest.

They are taking away the right to express political opinions.

They are taking away the right to protect your health.

These are all fundamental human rights.

Do not be silent about losing them.
March 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
jemberlyjones.bsky.social
A coexist bumper sticker but the letters are different NHL logos
March 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK
HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK DADDY-O
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
jemberlyjones.bsky.social
MAKE ARCANINE AN ICE TYPE YOU COWARDS!!!
February 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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thatwriterguy.com
The Beacons Are Lit!
#lotr #lotrposting #gondor #lordoftherings #fantasybook
Four panel comic. Doctor standing and patient sitting down with a window behind them. Panel 1: Doctor "You have Gondorrhea" Panel 2: Closeup of patient. Patient "What?" Panel 3: Fire comes out of patient's stomach "Fwoom" Panel 4: Patient and Doctor look at window. Fire is ignited on a tower out the window.
January 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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this is fine dog in room on fire meme contrition th- this is not fine!!! oh my god everything’s on FIRE what the hell is my problem
January 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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cbmilstein.bsky.social
The new “Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism—Yes, You! Yes, Now!” zine makes a great gift for your liberal fam, friends, neighbors & coworkers!

Read, print & distro freely!

Full text & PDFs on @igd.bsky.social:

itsgoingdown.org/dont-just-do...
January 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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TY @mjfree.bsky.social I am going to post this every day until Canada votes a new PM

#IstandWithCANADA
#CANADA
#NeverPoilievre
#PierrePoilievreIsLyingToYou
#NeverVoteConservative
Trump and Maple Maga
January 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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theradr.bsky.social
MEDICAL JOURNAL ARTICLES SHOULD ALL BE OPEN ACCESS
January 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
jemberlyjones.bsky.social
Hopefully I'll use this more now that there's an app
January 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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#SearchTheLandfill
#ReconciliationIsSearchingTheLandfill
Image stating: Reconciliation is searching the landfill
September 30, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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Were wasps always this aggressive? Cause one literally chased my coworker and I around the site. I don't remember them being like this
September 3, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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joshuajfriedman.com
Powerful front page of tomorrow's edition of The Daily Tar Heel, UNC's student newspaper. From text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday.
At the top of the page, the logo of The Daily Tar Heel. The rest of the page is a stream of block letters, getting smaller as it goes down the page, that reads: ARE YOU SAFE?WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU ALONE? GUYS I'M SO FUCKING SCARED. HEY- COME ON SWEETHEART- I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU. CAN YOU HEAR ANY GUNSHOTS? PLEASE STAY SAFE. BARRICADE THE DOOR OR IF YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN AND GET TO A PLACE THAT CAN LOCK DO SO. MY TEACHER IS ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND I'M LOWKEY FREAKING OUT. I WISH THESE NEVER HAPPENED. STAY CALM AND SAFE -WE LOVEYOU. IAM SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING. 1 LOVE YOU. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? MULTIPLE VOICES AND LOUD BANGING. I'M IN CLASS EVERYONE IS LOSING IT PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY SHAKING. STILL GOING ON AND COMING CLOSER, HOPING IT'S COPS. I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP. KINDA WISH I HAD SOMEONE ELSE HERE THOUGH. PLEASE PRAY FOR US. PLEASE STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED OR FORTIFIED. LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH. ARE YOU HOME? SOMEONE IS ALREADY SHOT.
August 30, 2023 at 12:59 AM
jemberlyjones.bsky.social
Do hashtags work on here?
August 28, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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August 8, 2023 at 3:41 AM