there are probably some amazing video games i would have loved that i never played solely because they had a name like RayneBlayde: Chronicles of Knyfe Saga

Project Century from Ryu Ga Gotaku. they're cookin tonight

Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone

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the dealer at the poker table turns to me and i fish a tarot card out of my pocket. "change three of those to hearts," i tell him, with an expert flick of my wrist sending The Sun across the table and into another player's stack of chips, scattering them