Jeni Almand
jenisue.bsky.social
Jeni Almand
@jenisue.bsky.social
Mom. Trying to stay positive, so soooo angry!
@andrewpanton.bsky.social Happy birthday, Andrew! I wish you all the joy
August 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@regulationpod.bsky.social with the serial killer on the loose, Geoff having a birdfeeder in his yard is like setting up a McDonald’s.
July 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Louder for the hypochristians
February 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So thankful @eve6.bsky.social is here
Best part of twitter came with us.
We arguably have an even more storied Nazi problem than punks do but "Nazi classical music fans fuck off" just doesn't roll off the tongue
Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
February 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you.
Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.
February 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mike Pence? Not my favorite dude. On the right side this time
Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.
February 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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While Musk runs the country, Trump had a productive weekend naming himself Chair of the Kennedy Center, picking the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl, canceling pennies, demanding Google Maps rename Gulf of Mexico, invited only White immigrants from Africa, and saved plastic straws.
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Be a good time to donate to Wikiipedia.

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MSN
www.msn.com
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Just got an email from the VA- The caregiver line hours have been cut 2 hrs a day mon-fri and Saturday service is done away with- Tell me again how the GOP supports the military and veterans
February 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@andrewpanton.bsky.social
I feel we all got distracted by Kevin Sorbo.
My husband is YouTube surfing. Watching this right now

youtu.be/5wS8OOch2SY?...
Who was the WORST Canadian ever?
YouTube video by J.J. McCullough
youtu.be
February 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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If I were Canadian PM I would immediately:

1. Create a new $15B science fund

2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada

3. Immediate permanent residency

4. Citizenship after 2 years

Overnight a science superpower
January 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Doesn't anyone scheme in secret anymore?
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
January 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Handy alt starter pack
Check back occasionally for updates. I think that’s how starter packs work. IDK actually. I will continue to add to the list as the new ones are created.

go.bsky.app/LKksz7X
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
@altnps.bsky.social
Are you our only resistance fighter this time around?
January 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Josh Hawley will probably get fewer steps in today than he did 4 years ago.
January 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Making banana bread. There’s about a cup of batter left. Not enough for a loaf, too much to toss. Into the tiny waffle maker it goes
December 8, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg
December 6, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I hope y’all are having a good weekend. I’ve done nothing all weekend(except laundry, which is eternal).
It’s been pretty dang nice
December 1, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Look, you don’t want to be *completely* delusional. You just wanna be like nice middle ground delusional. Like just enough to take the edge off. That’s the sweet spot.
November 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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This aged beautifully.
November 21, 2024 at 9:06 PM
She was told to stop standing on the toy.
Sassy. Cookie in the hand. Yelling at authorities. I love her
November 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM