jenny fatso
@jennyfatso.bsky.social
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queer / fat / dyke / baltimore > ATX > baltimore
queer / fat / dyke / baltimore > ATX > baltimore
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jenny fatso
@jennyfatso.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Every once in a while I remember that I had a locket necklace as a kid. The photo inside was me. If that doesn’t explain some shit, I don’t know what would.
*parents’ garage filled to the ceiling with shit*
Dad: When are you ever going to take that box of stuff of yours you have in there?
Dad: When are you ever going to take that box of stuff of yours you have in there?
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*parents’ garage filled to the ceiling with shit*
Dad: When are you ever going to take that box of stuff of yours you have in there?
Dad: When are you ever going to take that box of stuff of yours you have in there?
RHOSLC has a claim to best True Crime anthology series of all time. Jen Shah, Monica’s entire thing, Heather’s black eye, Mary’s cult, and now the plane. And yet, one of the shows I have the biggest and longest laughs while watching? They deserve a Peabody. Incredible television!
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
RHOSLC has a claim to best True Crime anthology series of all time. Jen Shah, Monica’s entire thing, Heather’s black eye, Mary’s cult, and now the plane. And yet, one of the shows I have the biggest and longest laughs while watching? They deserve a Peabody. Incredible television!
Sideways at #14 is literally all you need to know.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Sideways at #14 is literally all you need to know.
Watching football on network tv is always wild seeing ads with “tv’s #1 show, tracker!” The boomers’ media consumption is truly baffling
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Watching football on network tv is always wild seeing ads with “tv’s #1 show, tracker!” The boomers’ media consumption is truly baffling
Standing outside wearing only underwear in the rain at 4:50am bargaining with a 15 pound chihuahua to go to bed
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Standing outside wearing only underwear in the rain at 4:50am bargaining with a 15 pound chihuahua to go to bed
The time of year I have daily crash outs seeing PLASTIC bags stuffed with leaves on the curb. Like whyyyyyy
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The time of year I have daily crash outs seeing PLASTIC bags stuffed with leaves on the curb. Like whyyyyyy
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
Watched that show The Floor for the first time for the lulz with friends. A category was “telling time”. They would just show pictures of clocks and the contestants merely needed to shout the time. We all agreed this show is just a dementia check for our parents…
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Watched that show The Floor for the first time for the lulz with friends. A category was “telling time”. They would just show pictures of clocks and the contestants merely needed to shout the time. We all agreed this show is just a dementia check for our parents…
My wife today was dressed like Adriana from The Sopranos and I was drooling over her and then she had this interaction:
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My wife today was dressed like Adriana from The Sopranos and I was drooling over her and then she had this interaction:
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My dog, Pico, would agree
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
My dog, Pico, would agree
My first improv show in a long time is TONIGHT at the new, gorgeous Highwire Center! Come out Baltimore bsky, it’s such a fun show!!
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My first improv show in a long time is TONIGHT at the new, gorgeous Highwire Center! Come out Baltimore bsky, it’s such a fun show!!
Starting this now…already cackling at the Million Dollar Listing LA house Kim K pulls up to
Ryan Murphy’s ‘ALL’S FAIR’ debuts with 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”
One critic said “this may be the worst TV drama ever”
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Starting this now…already cackling at the Million Dollar Listing LA house Kim K pulls up to
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you should be allowed to attempt a layup at the hoop if your polling place is in a gym
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
you should be allowed to attempt a layup at the hoop if your polling place is in a gym
Celebrating the news by rounding up all my closest friends to take them pheasant hunting 🤫🤭😈
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Celebrating the news by rounding up all my closest friends to take them pheasant hunting 🤫🤭😈
Had a Lyft driver pick me up from seeing Bugonia this afternoon, which naturally led to learning that his FAVORITE MOVE is…this?
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Had a Lyft driver pick me up from seeing Bugonia this afternoon, which naturally led to learning that his FAVORITE MOVE is…this?
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Charbonnet sounds like one of those local wines they have in a state that shouldn't be trying to grow grapes
September 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Charbonnet sounds like one of those local wines they have in a state that shouldn't be trying to grow grapes
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industry disrupter
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
industry disrupter
“Merry sprite-mas to all and to all a good sprite!”—Ant Edwards, 2025 Cranberry Sprite commercial
God, to write that line, what I would give. 🍋🍋🟩🥤🎄🎅🏼
God, to write that line, what I would give. 🍋🍋🟩🥤🎄🎅🏼
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Merry sprite-mas to all and to all a good sprite!”—Ant Edwards, 2025 Cranberry Sprite commercial
God, to write that line, what I would give. 🍋🍋🟩🥤🎄🎅🏼
God, to write that line, what I would give. 🍋🍋🟩🥤🎄🎅🏼
How the fuck do you even “reform” this?
WTF 🤬
A police officer in Baltimore, Maryland, attempted to run over and kill a civilian who refused to answer their questions.
A police officer in Baltimore, Maryland, attempted to run over and kill a civilian who refused to answer their questions.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
How the fuck do you even “reform” this?
This kid is starting game two of the World Series. To be an orioles fan is painful seeing all your faves from a decade ago thrive and flourish for other clubs. Go Canada!
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This kid is starting game two of the World Series. To be an orioles fan is painful seeing all your faves from a decade ago thrive and flourish for other clubs. Go Canada!
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Coming back to US Pro: Seeing my dogs soon. Con: Immediately being surrounded by the dumbest, most selfish people on earth as we all navigate the hellscape of Dulles airport.
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Coming back to US Pro: Seeing my dogs soon. Con: Immediately being surrounded by the dumbest, most selfish people on earth as we all navigate the hellscape of Dulles airport.