@jenselz.bsky.social
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One classy (and quick) thing Biden did: When a guy said "let's go Brandon" on a WH Christmas special, he said "Let's go Brandon, I agree" and kept talking to him.
We don't have a king. You're allowed to talk shit to him!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETml...
We don't have a king. You're allowed to talk shit to him!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETml...
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
One classy (and quick) thing Biden did: When a guy said "let's go Brandon" on a WH Christmas special, he said "Let's go Brandon, I agree" and kept talking to him.
We don't have a king. You're allowed to talk shit to him!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETml...
We don't have a king. You're allowed to talk shit to him!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETml...
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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Marco Rubio hands Trump a note that was meant to be private and then Trump reads it aloud
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Marco Rubio hands Trump a note that was meant to be private and then Trump reads it aloud
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Leaders in the party that once claimed to stand for individual freedom and limited government now say if you don’t do what the masked men say, regardless of whether their orders are legal or contradictory, you won’t “get to keep your life.”
They may kill you without trial.
They may kill you without trial.
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Leaders in the party that once claimed to stand for individual freedom and limited government now say if you don’t do what the masked men say, regardless of whether their orders are legal or contradictory, you won’t “get to keep your life.”
They may kill you without trial.
They may kill you without trial.
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I ask this every now and then and I’ve yet to get a good answer.
How long does it take for people to realize they’re on the wrong side of history?
How long does it take for people to realize they’re on the wrong side of history?
January 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I ask this every now and then and I’ve yet to get a good answer.
How long does it take for people to realize they’re on the wrong side of history?
How long does it take for people to realize they’re on the wrong side of history?
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COMMENTARY: It seems an increasing number of Americans, including elected leaders and journalists, are afraid to tell the truth about what happened on January 6. That's dangerous.
January 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
COMMENTARY: It seems an increasing number of Americans, including elected leaders and journalists, are afraid to tell the truth about what happened on January 6. That's dangerous.
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
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yes yes yes it was so good Mr President sir! absolutely it should be your full time job! much better than the presidency! the whole administration would make wonderful hosts actually! I’m always saying this
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
yes yes yes it was so good Mr President sir! absolutely it should be your full time job! much better than the presidency! the whole administration would make wonderful hosts actually! I’m always saying this
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They responded to questions about torturing innocent people with memes.
It’s cruelty, inhumanity, and incompetence on a shocking scale. A major national embarrassment that will go down in history.
It’s cruelty, inhumanity, and incompetence on a shocking scale. A major national embarrassment that will go down in history.
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They responded to questions about torturing innocent people with memes.
It’s cruelty, inhumanity, and incompetence on a shocking scale. A major national embarrassment that will go down in history.
It’s cruelty, inhumanity, and incompetence on a shocking scale. A major national embarrassment that will go down in history.
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This is more than a media story — it’s a scandal.
Trump & co. broke the law to send people to face horrific torture, many of whom were innocent, and lied about it.
THIS Supreme Court held 9-0 that they violated due process laws.
Trump & co. broke the law to send people to face horrific torture, many of whom were innocent, and lied about it.
THIS Supreme Court held 9-0 that they violated due process laws.
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is more than a media story — it’s a scandal.
Trump & co. broke the law to send people to face horrific torture, many of whom were innocent, and lied about it.
THIS Supreme Court held 9-0 that they violated due process laws.
Trump & co. broke the law to send people to face horrific torture, many of whom were innocent, and lied about it.
THIS Supreme Court held 9-0 that they violated due process laws.
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The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something."
Trump administration: "Penis."
Trump administration: "Penis."
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something."
Trump administration: "Penis."
Trump administration: "Penis."
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Hey look, it's the Trump administration's unqualified former nominee to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics not understanding how employment statistics work again
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hey look, it's the Trump administration's unqualified former nominee to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics not understanding how employment statistics work again
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This…is not economics
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This…is not economics
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The year before Trump took office, the US averaged +168,000 jobs per month.
It added just 119,000 jobs TOTAL in 7 months since Trump's tariffs began.
The unemployment rate just hit its highest level in 4+ years.
Even Trump's Chief of Staff admits his tariffs hurt our economy.
It added just 119,000 jobs TOTAL in 7 months since Trump's tariffs began.
The unemployment rate just hit its highest level in 4+ years.
Even Trump's Chief of Staff admits his tariffs hurt our economy.
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The year before Trump took office, the US averaged +168,000 jobs per month.
It added just 119,000 jobs TOTAL in 7 months since Trump's tariffs began.
The unemployment rate just hit its highest level in 4+ years.
Even Trump's Chief of Staff admits his tariffs hurt our economy.
It added just 119,000 jobs TOTAL in 7 months since Trump's tariffs began.
The unemployment rate just hit its highest level in 4+ years.
Even Trump's Chief of Staff admits his tariffs hurt our economy.
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Yeah, bud, we noticed
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Yeah, bud, we noticed
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Here's the thing - with a newborn I did use Google a lot! More than the books I had. BUT - I was looking for reputable sources, not a random person saying "My babies drank milk left on the counter for 8 hrs and they are fine!" which is what ChatGPT could be using for an answer.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Here's the thing - with a newborn I did use Google a lot! More than the books I had. BUT - I was looking for reputable sources, not a random person saying "My babies drank milk left on the counter for 8 hrs and they are fine!" which is what ChatGPT could be using for an answer.
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Reader, he is, in fact, making this stuff up
Kudlow is just lying to his viewers: "Unemployment is at rock bottom. These are real facts. I'm not making this stuff up. Unemployment claims are as low as they're ever going to get."
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reader, he is, in fact, making this stuff up
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Let me introduce you to Alice’s Kids, which helps kids afford toys, prom tickets, field trip fees, etc. but in a way helps families avoid stigma and shame. www.aliceskids.org
Alice's Kids
Alice’s Kids provides targeted financial assistance to children in need in the hopes of boosting their self-esteem.
www.aliceskids.org
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Let me introduce you to Alice’s Kids, which helps kids afford toys, prom tickets, field trip fees, etc. but in a way helps families avoid stigma and shame. www.aliceskids.org
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Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
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I already know every detail of this sordid affair and I am still cackling throughout this @brianphillips.bsky.social explainer
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I already know every detail of this sordid affair and I am still cackling throughout this @brianphillips.bsky.social explainer
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
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In related news, the claim ‘the Tooth Fairy does not actually take lost baby teeth from under pillows’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that magical beings are secretly thieving teeth in the dead of night…”
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
CDC backpedals on vaccines and autism, despite earlier assurances from RFK Jr.
The CDC, under the direction of an unqualified health secretary, is now promoting claims that flunk Logic 101.
www.ms.now
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In related news, the claim ‘the Tooth Fairy does not actually take lost baby teeth from under pillows’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that magical beings are secretly thieving teeth in the dead of night…”
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
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In the Shameless Hall of Fame, this is up there with voting against the Biden infrastructure bill and then campaigning on the infrastructure projects in your district.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In the Shameless Hall of Fame, this is up there with voting against the Biden infrastructure bill and then campaigning on the infrastructure projects in your district.
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From 2021 through 2024, Jacksonville, Florida, had a larger share of its homicides classified as justifiable killings by civilians than any U.S. city or county with a population greater than 500,000, the @wsj.com found.
The Self-Defense Cases That Made Jacksonville No. 1 in Legal Homicides
In one case, authorities concluded the fatal shooting of a 16-year-old was self-defense—with no one claiming they killed in self-defense.
www.wsj.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From 2021 through 2024, Jacksonville, Florida, had a larger share of its homicides classified as justifiable killings by civilians than any U.S. city or county with a population greater than 500,000, the @wsj.com found.