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Never do I feel more like I’m back in 5th grade failing art class than when I wrap Christmas presents
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Never do I feel more like I’m back in 5th grade failing art class than when I wrap Christmas presents
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Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
Hey Google how do I clean stew off of suede slippers?
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hey Google how do I clean stew off of suede slippers?
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did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
The bonus disc for Pig Lib hits so hard.
September 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The bonus disc for Pig Lib hits so hard.
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Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
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Videogames are a waste of time. But so is your job.
August 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Videogames are a waste of time. But so is your job.
Around my city, I've seen two or three billboards for Tim Pool's podcast. I wish I knew the marketing metrics on this...who is driving by thinking "I want to hear this sour-faced mope and his takes on 'News Politics Culture'"?
July 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Around my city, I've seen two or three billboards for Tim Pool's podcast. I wish I knew the marketing metrics on this...who is driving by thinking "I want to hear this sour-faced mope and his takes on 'News Politics Culture'"?
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are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas
July 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas
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On ESPN they seemed positively sad the Indiana Pacers won.
I'm going to start watching the games in Korean, because they are HYPE
I'm going to start watching the games in Korean, because they are HYPE
June 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
On ESPN they seemed positively sad the Indiana Pacers won.
I'm going to start watching the games in Korean, because they are HYPE
I'm going to start watching the games in Korean, because they are HYPE
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This is the only MAHA I care about
May 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is the only MAHA I care about
One thing I don't like about BlueSky is that I can't get real blazed in my backyard and open the app to yell at whoever owns Kellogg that the quality of Pop Tarts has gone down the fuck hill.
March 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
One thing I don't like about BlueSky is that I can't get real blazed in my backyard and open the app to yell at whoever owns Kellogg that the quality of Pop Tarts has gone down the fuck hill.
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I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love boneless wings :3
In the waiting room at a Dr office, and Hanging by a Moment is on repeat. Three times through and counting.
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
In the waiting room at a Dr office, and Hanging by a Moment is on repeat. Three times through and counting.
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her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
January 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
Just GMed a game of L5R that I think went really well. It wasn't perfect by any means but five or six sessions into my GM-ing career and I think we had a good mix of action, threats, and reasonable quick calls on rules.
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Just GMed a game of L5R that I think went really well. It wasn't perfect by any means but five or six sessions into my GM-ing career and I think we had a good mix of action, threats, and reasonable quick calls on rules.
Watching streams of a 35-year old WW2 submarine game and shouting at how bad the streamers are at it.
December 28, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Watching streams of a 35-year old WW2 submarine game and shouting at how bad the streamers are at it.
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Costco did better than every tech company, university and most of your favorite podcasts
Stop accepting crumbs and stop thinking the only point is the fight
Sometimes the hardest thing you can do is say
“I will be keeping people in humane and safe environs “
fight the wall
Just read the response from Costco to shareholders requesting it back down from DEI. It was glorious. It begins "Our Board has considered this proposal and believes … an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." and gets better. A happy investor #diversityandinclusion
December 26, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Costco did better than every tech company, university and most of your favorite podcasts
Stop accepting crumbs and stop thinking the only point is the fight
Sometimes the hardest thing you can do is say
“I will be keeping people in humane and safe environs “
fight the wall
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wife: what do you want for christmas
me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god
wife: i mean from like target
me: ooooh an air fryer
me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god
wife: i mean from like target
me: ooooh an air fryer
November 29, 2024 at 4:04 PM
wife: what do you want for christmas
me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god
wife: i mean from like target
me: ooooh an air fryer
me: i want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god
wife: i mean from like target
me: ooooh an air fryer
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One thing I think is hilarious about that Trump move is that Dan Snyder invested in it, and now he's mad about it. He is the billionaire dumb enough to think it was going to be a flattering portrait. Now he's worried he won't get the cabinet seat or whatever he trying to kiss ass to get.
May 25, 2024 at 8:08 PM
One thing I think is hilarious about that Trump move is that Dan Snyder invested in it, and now he's mad about it. He is the billionaire dumb enough to think it was going to be a flattering portrait. Now he's worried he won't get the cabinet seat or whatever he trying to kiss ass to get.
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
April 27, 2024 at 1:56 PM
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Tombstone is the frozen pizza of frozen pizzas
January 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Tombstone is the frozen pizza of frozen pizzas
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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner