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Jessi Smith (she/they)
@jessissmiff.bsky.social
swampy, salty several-gen floridian. art+print media history geek. showgazey. twangy. podcasty. wobbly. soupy. relatively conflict de-escalatory unless you’re rude to my dog. free palestine.
“Rintrah wrote a book? Rad.”

Everyone in this house is stoked for @margaret.bsky.social’s new book (and prequels!) in spite our ongoing miscommunications*, re: authorship.

*He said the same thing about Penumbra City and The Sapling Cage.

@tangledwilderness.bsky.social 🖤
July 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Hey trans kids.

You will, with our help, survive to dance on these fuckers' graves.
June 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i recently purchased two kinds
of vacuum cleaner at the same time. (which is a thing that successful people do.)

one vacuum does wet things.

the other suctions exclusively dry things, but cordlessly.

cordless! ly!

i’m a cancer sun / cancer rising / taurus moon / [CORDLESS] class ascendant.
March 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
hey

ok I know we’re teetering on the cliff of a 4sure recession, and maybe some nuclear war and/or climate apocalypse; w/e.

but n*e*way, haha, i’m thinking of treating m’self (and m’dog) to a new bedframe to replace the ikea malm i got on craigslist for $60 in 2009. good investment or nah? i’m 37
March 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
apparently: you can be the baddest bitch in the universe, and you can also cry, too. those things are not mutually exclusive.
February 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i’ve been trying to get enough sleep every night and drink enough water and move my body every day, etc, and i do have to admit that the horrors persist.
February 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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as a historian i gotta say

dont like living through history

feels bad
February 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
where have you gone, luigi mangione? our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
February 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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There, there. Don't you fret. Just seven more years and it'll all be over.
YR4: the asteroid with a tiny chance of hitting Earth
The asteroid named YR4 has a 1% chance of hitting Earth in 2032
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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wake up babe new “cellar door” just dropped
Incredible things are happening in Scotland.
January 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Use Signal to talk about protests
Use Signal to talk about your wordle score
Use Signal to talk about abortion
Use Signal to talk about your mom's knitting club
Use Signal to talk about parties
Use Signal to talk about gender affirming care
Use Signal to talk about the weather

Use Signal
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.
January 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
hey, did we all just forget about moo deng, or what?
December 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
‘somebody somewhere’ is such a good show. my god. it’s wrapping up its 3rd and final season this month and i’m grateful i got to experience it episodically over 3 years (as opposed to binging) but i’m envious of everyone who will stumble across it and get to experience it for the first time someday.
December 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Inside you there are two wolves.
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 PM
it turns out that getting back on the horse is actually nothing like riding a bicycle.
November 25, 2024 at 1:33 AM
if i’m going to post here with any kind of frequency, you’re going to see a lot of these two. this is what they look like when they are upside down. i will almost certainly post right-side up pictures of them, too. stay tuned.
November 16, 2024 at 11:54 PM
feet on the ground. head in bluesky. it’s ok, i know nothing’s wrong. hi, yo, i got plenty of time…

…to initiate a routine that is accountable to maintaining an active presence in yet another social media space—but in a way that feels fun and not icky.

i guess that this must be the place?
November 16, 2024 at 4:01 PM
historically, i’m really good at maintaining a microblog.
November 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM