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Jezi Helle 👻

@jezibelle.bsky.social

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Nevertheless, she persisted, bitching the entire way. Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.

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Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · Jun 17

*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker

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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 2h

Everyone needs to know that Dolly Parton responded to a climate disaster in her community with a temporary universal basic income for everyone who lost their homes.

Here's a short documentary about it:

The Great Equalizer: What Dolly Parton & a Tennessee Wildfire Can Teach About Universal Basic Income

YouTube video by In The Mesh

youtu.be

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Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 53m

Claire herself is wonderful, but Marten having a completely normal romantic relationship with a trans woman without it being a big freakout deal is... well, a big deal. Thank you for that.

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Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 2h

*adds "just a little guy" to mental notes under "Pike"*

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 3h

Ahh, should have guessed.

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 3h

I have never been sure what the dro was, but I've somehow remembered the chorus to that song for decades and it's in my head now.

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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · Aug 19

Round image of text saying "I ouro on my boros till"so that the I is at the top

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ElizabethC @econklin44.bsky.social · 13h

Dems have been begging Chuck Schumer to take a stronger stand. Here he goes.
#ProudBlue

Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 15h

"So, Democrats have three words for this: no fucking way. It's literally life or death. We will not let Republicans blow up our health care system."

This is, hands down, the best comms work Chuck Schumer has done in YEARS. Surprisingly good.

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Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 3h

You've made so many people feel so much with your work! As someone who loves games that make me feel shit, and also a writer who loves making people feel shit, I'm very impressed.

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 3h

Innernet is where I met my spouse and most of my good friends! And Thunk!

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 4h

Will there be raid groups to bring in people from other servers? I can roll a level 1 if needed but I'd rather bring my max level pink haired gnome, but he's on Wyrmrest Accord.

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 16h

I'm convinced Tyrande and Vol'jin could all but bury the hatchet between their people under low-stress enough circumstances.

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 16h

I'm on my phone but:
Vol'jin
Gazlowe
Nozdormu
Khadgar
Alleria
Tyrande
And just for laughs, Anduin

grandmaster v🎃le @grandmastervole.bsky.social · 1d

My brother sent me this and then we both ended up including master apothecary faranell without realising

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lou 🦋⚙️ @eatingseaweed.bsky.social · 1d

the secret to fandom is accepting the fact that you can view fictional characters as complex and nuanced and thoroughly enjoy the themes baked into the show
AND ALSO
imagine them bouncing on it crazy style in whatever way your peenor decides would look hot

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19h

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 20h

IZËJ is a desk with attached shelving on top.

Dana Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @danacorn.bsky.social · 20h

Your IKEA product is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

ANÄD, an occasional table. Like the kind Llewellyn had: it’s occasionally there. Usually it’s not there. Where is it then? It can’t tell you, it’s a table.

Incipient Snout (Toledo) ⭐ @toledo.bsky.social · 20h

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

ÖDELOT, a bookshelf that fits your aesthetic perfectly but was discontinued two years ago

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Maxim Dorky, the Delaware Disparager @maxim-dorky.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway, "liberals are my bitch mom telling me to clean my room and do my homework, leftists are my cool dad promising he'll take me to the ball game and the amusement park" remains a pretty reliable lens to view politics through.

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Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 20h

My dad and I dip raw onion in ranch, it's quite good. So it's not that far fetched.

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 20h

All I want for Christmas is my bladder control back #40sproblems

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 21h

Apparently he still has a couple of days to sign the others. Which isn't to defend him, mind, just that there's still time to call and harass him about it.

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · 22h

He hasn't signed the other bills yet, but he still has days to do so
This headline is misleading for not mentioning that.

The gender education veto is bad, but far from the most important trans rights bill on his desk.

There's still time to contact Newsom for the rest!

www.gov.ca.gov/contact/

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Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 22h

Am on pins and needles waiting for my score for this accounting project. It's going to be a while since it's very intricate and there's a lot of students. But the longer we wait the more things I think of that I might have gotten wrong.

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 22h

*envious sigh*

Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 22h

On the one hand, yes, lots of people online are too sensitive about criticism of things and people they like.

On the other, I've ABSOLUTELY experienced people who put more energy into hating someone or something than was healthy. It's a for real thing.

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23h

the children are rebranding criticism of their faves as “parasocial hate” now

you guys do know parasocial hate is more embarrassing than parasocial love right

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23h

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts

Thirty paintings by Bob Ross are set to be auctioned to support public television stations

abcnews.go.com

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Jezi Helle 👻 @jezibelle.bsky.social · 23h

I'm picturing Elvira pulling a Britney and toting her around on stage.