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Abby Normal
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Dark times out there. I'm gonna spend a bit less time on the interwebs, more time with my feet planted. Be good to each other.

Had a kid to explain the dad bod. Worried about her future.
Can’t express how much I love that google maps has now integrated their shitty AI and won’t let me turn it off. Any ideas for alternatives?
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Not for nothing and not claiming any special insight but one reason I think my wife and I have been together so long is we’ve normalized telling the other when one of us feels hurt by a comment or didn’t like a joke. Immediately lets the air out of the balloon and we can mend and move on.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
My last four. Started young frankenstein today with my dad but we didn’t finish it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A ★★★½ review of Zootopia (2016)
When Disney hits, it slaps.
boxd.it
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's about time for the Hanukkah Pastrami. Got a full brisket from the butcher, had him trim off the end for me to use as burger meat, and trim down fat cap. Then I used a variation of Ruhlman's cure and a spice combo to start corning the meat. in the fridge for at least a week. 🍽️
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Let’s make some bread tomorrow. This is forkish’s white bread with poolish 🍽️
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Let’s make some surf and turf 🍽️
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Had a lazy day so made some no knead bread. Fell asleep during proofing so I was sloppy with steps and time. Dad bought me a new bread knife so I wanted something to try to cut. 🍽️
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Never bought a Lego set before but was gonna get the Enterprise. Fell asleep at 11:45 because I remember checking the time but didn’t play today’s wordle or buy the set. Now it’s sold out

It would be insane to go to the mall at 8 on Black Friday, right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Guess I'll do a thread as I remember of things I'm making. Got some chocolate cherry bread (Paul Hollywood) everyone asks for every year, some pecans for GF pecan pie, and some GF and regular pie crusts. I"ll post as I remember throughout week. Also Cranberries! 🍽️
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I regret that they will never have twins named ozzy and izzy lizza-nuzzi
low key bummed that lizza and nuzzi will never come together to write what could be the worst book of all time
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This was a great interview with the creator of one of the best things I’ve seen all year.
I spoke with BoJack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg about his wonderful new Netflix comedy Long Story Short, which tells the story of a Jewish-American family throughout different stages of their lives:
How the 'BoJack Horseman' creator got real with 'Long Story Short'
Raphael Bob-Waksberg breaks down his Netflix animated comedy about a Jewish-American family
www.whatsalanwatching.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My dogs favorite tv show is only on in winter.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM