JJ 🎄🎅🏻🎁
@jjdodders.bsky.social
Yorkshireman. Musician. Science nerd. Gamer. DIYer. Car Gay. Currently obsessed with old tech. Legibitiqua. 🏳️🌈
🏠 Edinburgh.
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🏠 Edinburgh.
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You have my vote.
Tax people who DON'T like pineapple on pizzas.
You heard.
You heard.
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You have my vote.
She will get her moment.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
She will get her moment.
Billionaires love to threaten that they’ll leave if they have to pay tax. As if they even contribute anything or that any of us like having them around anyway. Least self-aware group on Earth. Off you fuck, parasites.
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Billionaires love to threaten that they’ll leave if they have to pay tax. As if they even contribute anything or that any of us like having them around anyway. Least self-aware group on Earth. Off you fuck, parasites.
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There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
G’mornin. Its so coooooooooOooOoOoOoOoOoId.
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
G’mornin. Its so coooooooooOooOoOoOoOoOoId.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
Wait until they hear about folks like me who have decided never to buy any new shit again. The enshitification of everything made me do it. I’m buying old shit that works 2nd hand from now on.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wait until they hear about folks like me who have decided never to buy any new shit again. The enshitification of everything made me do it. I’m buying old shit that works 2nd hand from now on.
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Never forgotten.
RVT punter and music legend; Freddie Mercury died on this day in 1991.
RVT punter and music legend; Freddie Mercury died on this day in 1991.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Never forgotten.
RVT punter and music legend; Freddie Mercury died on this day in 1991.
RVT punter and music legend; Freddie Mercury died on this day in 1991.
The fact that there's a guy in porn called "White Rhino" is so funny to me. Like that's the name he *chose*.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The fact that there's a guy in porn called "White Rhino" is so funny to me. Like that's the name he *chose*.
We used to have beautiful things.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We used to have beautiful things.
In the last 25 days, i’ve only had 5 decent nights sleep. I’m exhausted. Every single sleep pro tip you can think of, I’ve tried. I have consulted the GP so many times. The only thing that actually helps is so addictive my Dr won’t let me have it. This has been a *LIFE LONG* issue. HELP 😩
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In the last 25 days, i’ve only had 5 decent nights sleep. I’m exhausted. Every single sleep pro tip you can think of, I’ve tried. I have consulted the GP so many times. The only thing that actually helps is so addictive my Dr won’t let me have it. This has been a *LIFE LONG* issue. HELP 😩
I'm reminded of a friend of a friend who was hit by a semi truck while on holiday on the Strip in Vegas like 10 years ago, and he was in hospital for weeks in a coma. His bill came to around £200k at the time and he *did not have insurance*. I don't remember the outcome of that one...
Friend of mine fell and broke his wrist while on holiday in New York last week. Had to have an x-ray and got bandaged up. His hospital bill was £7550. Just in case anyone was starting to buy into the current UK effort to privatise our healthcare and forgot how good we have it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm reminded of a friend of a friend who was hit by a semi truck while on holiday on the Strip in Vegas like 10 years ago, and he was in hospital for weeks in a coma. His bill came to around £200k at the time and he *did not have insurance*. I don't remember the outcome of that one...
Absolutely no spoilers but I haven't been this gripped by a TV in ages. What a cool concept. So much to think about. I'm really going to struggle with the weekly drip of episodes. Need the whole season right NEOW.
OKAAAAAYYYYYY PLURIBUS. WERK.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Absolutely no spoilers but I haven't been this gripped by a TV in ages. What a cool concept. So much to think about. I'm really going to struggle with the weekly drip of episodes. Need the whole season right NEOW.
The social contract is broken. Nobody thinks of anyone but themselves anymore. People jumping queues. Playing music out their speakers on transport. Talking at the cinema. Running red lights. Littering. Covid broke something socially.
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Delta Passenger Changed Diaper On Tray Table — Flight Attendant Orders Him to the Lavatory, But He Keeps Going
A Delta Air Lines passenger in seat 21C had an infant traveling with him. Mid-flight they needed a diaper change. Instead of getting up to go to the lavatory, the man dropped the tray table, tossed a thin blanket over it, and changed the baby's right there in the aisle seat.
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dlvr.it
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The social contract is broken. Nobody thinks of anyone but themselves anymore. People jumping queues. Playing music out their speakers on transport. Talking at the cinema. Running red lights. Littering. Covid broke something socially.
Ok, it happened again but this time I managed to get a 20 min nap... until my phone rang. 😩😩😩
Was passing out on the couch, incapable of keeping my eyes open at 9:30pm so came to bed early. Now I’m wide awake.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ok, it happened again but this time I managed to get a 20 min nap... until my phone rang. 😩😩😩
Unsurprisingly, this was awful. Mostly because it was mostly just stuffing on the topping and thats it. Barely any chicken or bacon to speak off and I didn’t get any cranberry sauce or anything else. 3/10 trash.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Unsurprisingly, this was awful. Mostly because it was mostly just stuffing on the topping and thats it. Barely any chicken or bacon to speak off and I didn’t get any cranberry sauce or anything else. 3/10 trash.
Something I’ve said for years is that the NHS should issue you a statement every year, itemising all the services you’ve had and how much they cost, just so you can see the value you get from it. Would certainly stop people taking it for granted.
Friend of mine fell and broke his wrist while on holiday in New York last week. Had to have an x-ray and got bandaged up. His hospital bill was £7550. Just in case anyone was starting to buy into the current UK effort to privatise our healthcare and forgot how good we have it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Something I’ve said for years is that the NHS should issue you a statement every year, itemising all the services you’ve had and how much they cost, just so you can see the value you get from it. Would certainly stop people taking it for granted.
Friend of mine fell and broke his wrist while on holiday in New York last week. Had to have an x-ray and got bandaged up. His hospital bill was £7550. Just in case anyone was starting to buy into the current UK effort to privatise our healthcare and forgot how good we have it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Friend of mine fell and broke his wrist while on holiday in New York last week. Had to have an x-ray and got bandaged up. His hospital bill was £7550. Just in case anyone was starting to buy into the current UK effort to privatise our healthcare and forgot how good we have it.
Chat, is this a crime or no?
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chat, is this a crime or no?
Was passing out on the couch, incapable of keeping my eyes open at 9:30pm so came to bed early. Now I’m wide awake.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Was passing out on the couch, incapable of keeping my eyes open at 9:30pm so came to bed early. Now I’m wide awake.
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The gays are all talking about their height again 😩
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The gays are all talking about their height again 😩
One unexpected and kind of annoying consequence of losing a lot of weight: All of my Apple Watch straps are now too big for me. 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
One unexpected and kind of annoying consequence of losing a lot of weight: All of my Apple Watch straps are now too big for me. 🙃