Jarrod Winter
@jjwinter.bsky.social
Homemaker with a neglected Etsy page.
My autocorrect misspells my name.
My autocorrect misspells my name.
Pomegranate: French for “Apple of granite.”
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Pomegranate: French for “Apple of granite.”
A cannabis sucker called “Da Good Shit Lollipop.”
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A cannabis sucker called “Da Good Shit Lollipop.”
Mike “Limp” Johnson
Four centrist Republicans broke with Speaker Mike Johnson on Wednesday and signed onto a Democratic-led petition that will force a House vole on extending for three years an enhanced pandemic-era subsidy that lowers health insurance costs for millions of Americans. https://to.pbs.org/3KXC7JR
Republicans defy Speaker Mike Johnson to force House vote on extending ACA subsidies
Four centrist Republicans have broken with their party's leadership over health care.
www.pbs.org
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Mike “Limp” Johnson
Foxy Shazam: “And God knows I've had some rough fucking years”
Probably most people: “I get this”
Probably most people: “I get this”
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Foxy Shazam: “And God knows I've had some rough fucking years”
Probably most people: “I get this”
Probably most people: “I get this”
A mobster movie starring dogs, and there’s a scene where an older mobster dog is in the kitchen with a younger mobster dog and says, “You never know when you’ll have to cook for a bunch of guys. Let me show you how to make the gravy,” and mixes some water into a bowl of kibble.
September 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A mobster movie starring dogs, and there’s a scene where an older mobster dog is in the kitchen with a younger mobster dog and says, “You never know when you’ll have to cook for a bunch of guys. Let me show you how to make the gravy,” and mixes some water into a bowl of kibble.
We must increase bands.
10,001 Maniacs
10,001 Maniacs
We must increase bands.
Earth, Derecho and Fire
Earth, Derecho and Fire
August 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We must increase bands.
10,001 Maniacs
10,001 Maniacs
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Colbert rules, CBS drools.
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Colbert rules, CBS drools.
I have an unruly dog that I’m taking care of for somebody else, and after watching “Superman,” I feel seen. Thank you, @jamesgunn.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I have an unruly dog that I’m taking care of for somebody else, and after watching “Superman,” I feel seen. Thank you, @jamesgunn.bsky.social
Why is it socially acceptable to say “scabetti” but not “churmavelli”? The possibilities are endless. Racamoni?
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why is it socially acceptable to say “scabetti” but not “churmavelli”? The possibilities are endless. Racamoni?
I’m not a tattoo person, but if I was, I’d get a bullseye on the spot on my back that’s always itchy, so my wife would know where to scratch.
April 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I’m not a tattoo person, but if I was, I’d get a bullseye on the spot on my back that’s always itchy, so my wife would know where to scratch.
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I don’t do a Georgian cheese boat until at least the third date. I’m not a slut.
March 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I don’t do a Georgian cheese boat until at least the third date. I’m not a slut.
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Cis folks, if you have trans folks in your life you care about, explicitly state your support NOW & back it up with communication & help to prove it.
The only support I FEEL now is the loud support.
We'll need help existing from here on out. Don't leave loved ones wondering how alone they are.
The only support I FEEL now is the loud support.
We'll need help existing from here on out. Don't leave loved ones wondering how alone they are.
February 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cis folks, if you have trans folks in your life you care about, explicitly state your support NOW & back it up with communication & help to prove it.
The only support I FEEL now is the loud support.
We'll need help existing from here on out. Don't leave loved ones wondering how alone they are.
The only support I FEEL now is the loud support.
We'll need help existing from here on out. Don't leave loved ones wondering how alone they are.
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It goes without saying but it’s important to keep saying it.
So it goes without saying, but let's say it anyway: the concentration of attacks on trans people isn't because trans people are the only people fascists hate (although they absolutely do hate them). It's because they're the people they think non-fascists are least likely to defend.
March 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It goes without saying but it’s important to keep saying it.
Cats fight and then eventually become friends.
Super heroes fight and then eventually become friends.
Are super heroes based on cats?
Super heroes fight and then eventually become friends.
Are super heroes based on cats?
February 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Cats fight and then eventually become friends.
Super heroes fight and then eventually become friends.
Are super heroes based on cats?
Super heroes fight and then eventually become friends.
Are super heroes based on cats?
“Go ahead. Add another day to your 1 day streak!”
I don’t think I appreciate your tone, online game.
I don’t think I appreciate your tone, online game.
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“Go ahead. Add another day to your 1 day streak!”
I don’t think I appreciate your tone, online game.
I don’t think I appreciate your tone, online game.
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The great irony about MAGA’s fixation on DEI is that Trump is actively lowering the standards to serve in government and filling his cabinet with some of the most unqualified people in history to ever hold these positions.
February 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The great irony about MAGA’s fixation on DEI is that Trump is actively lowering the standards to serve in government and filling his cabinet with some of the most unqualified people in history to ever hold these positions.
It’s better to be a tail wagger than a whale tagger.
December 22, 2024 at 6:06 AM
It’s better to be a tail wagger than a whale tagger.
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Rare selfie from the Hummel Telescope.
December 16, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Rare selfie from the Hummel Telescope.
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Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
December 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
Help! I got a new ironing board cover, and it’s wrinkly. Please advise.
December 10, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Help! I got a new ironing board cover, and it’s wrinkly. Please advise.