Jmacsimus
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
The Chiefs are Lenny and the Texans are currently telling him about the rabbits.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Chiefs are Lenny and the Texans are currently telling him about the rabbits.
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wish i could see debra messing crying
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
wish i could see debra messing crying
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
I can’t explain it but french bulldogs look like everyone’s unhappy overweight aunt who likes to gossip and cause drama.
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I can’t explain it but french bulldogs look like everyone’s unhappy overweight aunt who likes to gossip and cause drama.
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
The slow creep into fascism? This has been light speed. It took only months to purge the federal government of decency. They opened concentration camps. They have deployed soldiers in the American capital under the guise of reducing crime but it’s plainly about intimidation.
August 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The slow creep into fascism? This has been light speed. It took only months to purge the federal government of decency. They opened concentration camps. They have deployed soldiers in the American capital under the guise of reducing crime but it’s plainly about intimidation.
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looks like Josh Hawley in the crosswalk for J6 congrats tb12
The Patriots have unveiled Tom Brady's statue at Gillette Stadium.
August 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
looks like Josh Hawley in the crosswalk for J6 congrats tb12
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“This is an ADULT coloring book,” I say, soothingly filling in Darkman snapping the carny’s wrist.
July 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“This is an ADULT coloring book,” I say, soothingly filling in Darkman snapping the carny’s wrist.
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My god it’s uncanny
June 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My god it’s uncanny
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I love when retail websites ask “Reason for order cancellation [optional]” because you can write whatever you want in there.
“Discovered I was allergic to this brand of tennis balls.”
“Big Molly said no.”
“MRI says I am dying and therefore no longer require this Jack o’lantern painting kit.”
“Discovered I was allergic to this brand of tennis balls.”
“Big Molly said no.”
“MRI says I am dying and therefore no longer require this Jack o’lantern painting kit.”
May 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love when retail websites ask “Reason for order cancellation [optional]” because you can write whatever you want in there.
“Discovered I was allergic to this brand of tennis balls.”
“Big Molly said no.”
“MRI says I am dying and therefore no longer require this Jack o’lantern painting kit.”
“Discovered I was allergic to this brand of tennis balls.”
“Big Molly said no.”
“MRI says I am dying and therefore no longer require this Jack o’lantern painting kit.”
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Impossible to communicate to people that once you decide that a group more vulnerable than you can be sacrificed in the name of your own safety or interests that you have already entered into an tacit agreement that you can also be sacrificed in the interests of a group less vulnerable than you.
May 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Impossible to communicate to people that once you decide that a group more vulnerable than you can be sacrificed in the name of your own safety or interests that you have already entered into an tacit agreement that you can also be sacrificed in the interests of a group less vulnerable than you.
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Judith Butler: "Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?"
Judith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’
A leading figure in feminism and gender studies, the thinker welcomes EL PAÍS in California after being voted one of the most influential minds in the world
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February 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Judith Butler: "Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?"
Insane of ESPN to not show a replay of the final play… or did I just miss it? I was 15 the last conference opener loss for KU.
December 31, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Insane of ESPN to not show a replay of the final play… or did I just miss it? I was 15 the last conference opener loss for KU.
@owillis.bsky.social Merry Christmas to you. I know we don’t know each other but I appreciate your frank opinions, your touching tributes to your family, your love for Superman and, of course, Kal-El.
December 24, 2024 at 9:16 PM
@owillis.bsky.social Merry Christmas to you. I know we don’t know each other but I appreciate your frank opinions, your touching tributes to your family, your love for Superman and, of course, Kal-El.
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HONEY COME QUICK, AND GRAB THE SCATTERGUN
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
December 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
HONEY COME QUICK, AND GRAB THE SCATTERGUN
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
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gop shuts down govt, cuts disaster relief after billionaires instruct donald trump and mike johnson
that is the message
(this shit aint hard)
that is the message
(this shit aint hard)
December 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
gop shuts down govt, cuts disaster relief after billionaires instruct donald trump and mike johnson
that is the message
(this shit aint hard)
that is the message
(this shit aint hard)
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
December 14, 2024 at 1:14 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
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Incredible to still see people I went to high school with posting a completely deadened, spiritless “happy birthday” on my Facebook wall year after year. No flair, no punctuation even. You don’t have to do this anymore. I will be alright
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Incredible to still see people I went to high school with posting a completely deadened, spiritless “happy birthday” on my Facebook wall year after year. No flair, no punctuation even. You don’t have to do this anymore. I will be alright
After missing it for several years, I finally got around to watching Last Christmas. I really enjoyed it, very touching. It’s going to be a yearly watch from now on.
December 7, 2024 at 3:27 PM
After missing it for several years, I finally got around to watching Last Christmas. I really enjoyed it, very touching. It’s going to be a yearly watch from now on.
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“I’m not trying to catch a bullet.” added the CEO.
Facing criticism, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield said it will not proceed with a policy to put time limits on coverage for anesthesia during surgery.
Insurance company halts plan to put time limits on coverage for anesthesia during surgery | CNN
After sharp criticism from anesthesiologists, an insurance company is halting its plan to limit the amount time it would cover anesthesia used in surgeries and procedures. Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shiel...
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December 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
“I’m not trying to catch a bullet.” added the CEO.