Justin
@jnorton.bsky.social
Cancer scientist. Chiefs, Royals, Rock Chalk.
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The Chiefs announced that Patrick Mahomes underwent successful surgery to repair his torn left ACL.
December 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Get back quick!
Why isn’t this front page news tomorrow? Why doesn’t the WaPost and NYT have an obvious racist statement from the administration as the top headline? What company’s HR wouldn’t fire someone who said this?
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Why isn’t this front page news tomorrow? Why doesn’t the WaPost and NYT have an obvious racist statement from the administration as the top headline? What company’s HR wouldn’t fire someone who said this?
With her trajectory I can only imagine she will go from West Coast editor of a magazine to CEO of an international publisher.
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
With her trajectory I can only imagine she will go from West Coast editor of a magazine to CEO of an international publisher.
For the love of god, open up the offense. They pay receivers and everything. Throw to them
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
For the love of god, open up the offense. They pay receivers and everything. Throw to them
The Chiefs are awful awful at the RPO. All the stats say as much. They run it all the time anyways
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Chiefs are awful awful at the RPO. All the stats say as much. They run it all the time anyways
So NC State goes for it on 4th to go up two possessions instead of just a meaningless 6 points. They win and now get a bowl. Wish the KU coach was watching.
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So NC State goes for it on 4th to go up two possessions instead of just a meaningless 6 points. They win and now get a bowl. Wish the KU coach was watching.
This is wild
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is wild
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
Chiefs should try guarding the tight end. Just a suggestion
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Chiefs should try guarding the tight end. Just a suggestion
Would help if Butker didn’t keep kicking short
Kickoff coverage hasn't been great tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Would help if Butker didn’t keep kicking short
Pizza at Galleria Umberto. Braving the Rain in Boston
October 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pizza at Galleria Umberto. Braving the Rain in Boston
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This IS war torn Portland ...
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This IS war torn Portland ...
Chiefs just got called for another penalty on special teams.
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Chiefs just got called for another penalty on special teams.
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Report: Arizona State and Kansas are playing in Wembley Stadium, London on
September 19, 2026
The game is scheduled as part of multi-year deal for the “Union Jack Classic.”
🏈🇬🇧
www.postandcourier.com/sports/hamil...
September 19, 2026
The game is scheduled as part of multi-year deal for the “Union Jack Classic.”
🏈🇬🇧
www.postandcourier.com/sports/hamil...
Hamilton: London calling — college football headed to Wembley Stadium
Arizona State and Kansas will play the first college football game at London’s Wembley Stadium in the inaugural Union Jack Classic on Sept. 19, 2026.
www.postandcourier.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Report: Arizona State and Kansas are playing in Wembley Stadium, London on
September 19, 2026
The game is scheduled as part of multi-year deal for the “Union Jack Classic.”
🏈🇬🇧
www.postandcourier.com/sports/hamil...
September 19, 2026
The game is scheduled as part of multi-year deal for the “Union Jack Classic.”
🏈🇬🇧
www.postandcourier.com/sports/hamil...
Every time
I'm not anti-tush push, but the Eagles guards pretty consistently jump before the snap and it will never be called
September 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Every time
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SALVY DID IT!
HOME RUN 300 AND RBI 1000!!!
HOME RUN 300 AND RBI 1000!!!
September 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
SALVY DID IT!
HOME RUN 300 AND RBI 1000!!!
HOME RUN 300 AND RBI 1000!!!
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Salvador Perez becomes the eighth primary catcher to reach 300 career home runs!
September 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Salvador Perez becomes the eighth primary catcher to reach 300 career home runs!
Just last year an unranked KU beat #17 ISU, #6 BYU, and #16 CU in back-to-back-to-back weeks. I’m guessing your stat is actually more specific than stated.
USF is only the 3rd unranked team since 1995 to beat top 25 teams in back-to-back weeks in a single season (Iowa State and Texas in 2018). #CFB
September 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just last year an unranked KU beat #17 ISU, #6 BYU, and #16 CU in back-to-back-to-back weeks. I’m guessing your stat is actually more specific than stated.
Lower court judges and plaintiffs need to put Calvinball in as many cases as possible. I’m serious. Normalize the term to define the wreckage that SCOTUS is inflicting on the system.
Actually, the rest of that section also screams "SCOTUS is losing legitimacy in the eyes of the District Courts"
September 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Lower court judges and plaintiffs need to put Calvinball in as many cases as possible. I’m serious. Normalize the term to define the wreckage that SCOTUS is inflicting on the system.
Fenway has way way worse seats than that one.
Hope the guy three seats to the left told him how great Skenes and Tolle looked
(via @Mike_Dyer13)
(via @Mike_Dyer13)
August 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fenway has way way worse seats than that one.
And then why do they refuse to pull him until it's 3 hitters beyond too late? It's bizarre.
The Royals cannot just keep sending Lugo out there like this.
August 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And then why do they refuse to pull him until it's 3 hitters beyond too late? It's bizarre.
Royals have 2 hits in the last 14 innings. Fun times. Especially when you are playing against a really bad team.
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Royals have 2 hits in the last 14 innings. Fun times. Especially when you are playing against a really bad team.
What a bomb for #100
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What a bomb for #100
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We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but ‘blueberry’ has two b’s.
August 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but ‘blueberry’ has two b’s.
Those were the days
The NFL equivalent of putting Dashboard Confessional lyrics in your AIM away message to tell the world you’re on the *precipice* of a breakup
BREAKING: The Micah Parsons-Cowboys relationship has deteriorated to the point where the star pass rusher is considering drastic measures which could include a trade request or even a declaration that he is severing his relationship with the team, per multiple league sources.
August 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Those were the days