Jock Diskey
@jockdiskey.bsky.social
Pancake flipper, questionable selector, your best friend.
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The juxtaposition of these two headlines is like art
November 14, 2023 at 8:17 PM
The juxtaposition of these two headlines is like art
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Based. All the homies hate Ryobi
October 8, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Based. All the homies hate Ryobi
The Men Who Stare at Cums
July 30, 2023 at 12:35 PM
The Men Who Stare at Cums
X files S1E8 fucking kill it with fire
Scientists revived a female microscopic roundworm that spent the last 46,000 years in suspended animation deep in the Siberian permafrost.
It started having babies in a laboratory dish.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2023/07/27/nematode-revived-siberian-permafrost/
It started having babies in a laboratory dish.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2023/07/27/nematode-revived-siberian-permafrost/
July 28, 2023 at 11:06 AM
X files S1E8 fucking kill it with fire
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I love to get a food pellet after completing tasks
July 27, 2023 at 11:42 PM
I love to get a food pellet after completing tasks
Un-Avenges your Sevenfold
Un-Megas your Deth
Dejudases your Priest
July 27, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Un-Avenges your Sevenfold
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Elmo’s parents, arrested today for their role in January 6th
July 15, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Elmo’s parents, arrested today for their role in January 6th
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I can't imagine being this lucky, just getting to skip over all this
July 16, 2023 at 2:28 PM
I can't imagine being this lucky, just getting to skip over all this
Gone for like 2 days and this platform is racist too? What the hell
July 15, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Gone for like 2 days and this platform is racist too? What the hell
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What I don't understand about white people who don't seem to care about anti-Blackness is, do you enjoy seeing racism? Cause personally I hate when I log onto social media and see bigotry.
July 15, 2023 at 3:57 PM
What I don't understand about white people who don't seem to care about anti-Blackness is, do you enjoy seeing racism? Cause personally I hate when I log onto social media and see bigotry.
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Out: flipping a girl over when having sex
In: telling her to “do a barrel roll” in a Star Fox 64 voice when having sex
In: telling her to “do a barrel roll” in a Star Fox 64 voice when having sex
July 10, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Out: flipping a girl over when having sex
In: telling her to “do a barrel roll” in a Star Fox 64 voice when having sex
In: telling her to “do a barrel roll” in a Star Fox 64 voice when having sex
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Just wait until they drop threads marketplace nobody’s gonna be talking shit then
July 6, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Just wait until they drop threads marketplace nobody’s gonna be talking shit then
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jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
July 6, 2023 at 7:29 PM
jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
Watching the “who killed Jeffrey Epstein” documentary and the title should’ve been Egg Shaped Penis
July 6, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Watching the “who killed Jeffrey Epstein” documentary and the title should’ve been Egg Shaped Penis
“I hope this email finds you well”
Your Email found me.
I drove through the night in the rain but it found me.
I paid the motel owner in cash but it found me.
I’m locked in the bathroom and I think I could get out of the window but it would just find me again.
Gods forgive me
Your Email found me.
I drove through the night in the rain but it found me.
I paid the motel owner in cash but it found me.
I’m locked in the bathroom and I think I could get out of the window but it would just find me again.
Gods forgive me
July 5, 2023 at 10:53 PM
“I hope this email finds you well”
Your Email found me.
I drove through the night in the rain but it found me.
I paid the motel owner in cash but it found me.
I’m locked in the bathroom and I think I could get out of the window but it would just find me again.
Gods forgive me
Your Email found me.
I drove through the night in the rain but it found me.
I paid the motel owner in cash but it found me.
I’m locked in the bathroom and I think I could get out of the window but it would just find me again.
Gods forgive me
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Some of us still ponder.
Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.
Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.
May 4, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Some of us still ponder.
Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.
Reskeet if you're pondering the old orb still.
