NV Joeby
@joeby1.bsky.social
Dogs. Baseball. Wine. Coffee. Beer. Cats. In that order.
Somewhere, Armando Iannucci is saying, "I dunno, man. That's pretty far fetched."
Trump's playlist pumps "Live and Let Die" before his "Delivering Peace" event
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Somewhere, Armando Iannucci is saying, "I dunno, man. That's pretty far fetched."
I mean, he still has three more years to go. Gotta catch up on your rest when you can.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I mean, he still has three more years to go. Gotta catch up on your rest when you can.
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Watching my favorite movie about why it’s important to guard your sensitive shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Watching my favorite movie about why it’s important to guard your sensitive shit
Kills me these guys think any microphone is an opportunity to test material for their next open mic night at the Chuckle Hut
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kills me these guys think any microphone is an opportunity to test material for their next open mic night at the Chuckle Hut
5. "Nebraska," Nebraska
4. "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nevermind
3. "Runnin' with the Devil," Van Halen
2. "Let's Go Crazy," Purple Rain
1. "Zoo Station," Achtung Baby
4. "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nevermind
3. "Runnin' with the Devil," Van Halen
2. "Let's Go Crazy," Purple Rain
1. "Zoo Station," Achtung Baby
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
5. "Nebraska," Nebraska
4. "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nevermind
3. "Runnin' with the Devil," Van Halen
2. "Let's Go Crazy," Purple Rain
1. "Zoo Station," Achtung Baby
4. "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nevermind
3. "Runnin' with the Devil," Van Halen
2. "Let's Go Crazy," Purple Rain
1. "Zoo Station," Achtung Baby
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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maybe the most brutal strikeout in baseball history
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
maybe the most brutal strikeout in baseball history
The Joe Davis call on the Rojas homer was perfect: NO WAY! #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Joe Davis call on the Rojas homer was perfect: NO WAY! #WorldSeries
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I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system
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The dog park song kinda slaps ngl
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The dog park song kinda slaps ngl
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Assuming Giants and Tony Vitello can agree to salary terms, there will be a lot of ripples to this news. Let's get ahead of one: If Max Scherzer wants to pitch next season, it'll be no surprise at all if he signs with the Giants. He and Vitello have a special relationship going back to Mizzou.
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Assuming Giants and Tony Vitello can agree to salary terms, there will be a lot of ripples to this news. Let's get ahead of one: If Max Scherzer wants to pitch next season, it'll be no surprise at all if he signs with the Giants. He and Vitello have a special relationship going back to Mizzou.
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Blew up my weekend to write this “Marc Benioff come-to-your-senses challenge.”
I’ve rarely shared my opinions about politics in the Chronicle beyond some LGBTQ+ & bike/pedestrian safety things but Jesus he wants the military on S.F. streets what the hell?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...
I’ve rarely shared my opinions about politics in the Chronicle beyond some LGBTQ+ & bike/pedestrian safety things but Jesus he wants the military on S.F. streets what the hell?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...
Marc Benioff wants troops in S.F.? There’s a path back to sanity, and it’s close to home
Marc Benioff called for the National Guard in S.F. The city doesn’t need the military on its streets. It needs the Salesforce founder to follow his grandfather’s example, Peter Hartlaub...
www.sfchronicle.com
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Blew up my weekend to write this “Marc Benioff come-to-your-senses challenge.”
I’ve rarely shared my opinions about politics in the Chronicle beyond some LGBTQ+ & bike/pedestrian safety things but Jesus he wants the military on S.F. streets what the hell?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...
I’ve rarely shared my opinions about politics in the Chronicle beyond some LGBTQ+ & bike/pedestrian safety things but Jesus he wants the military on S.F. streets what the hell?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Tripe
Here
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes
Tripe
Here
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Blue cheese
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Who Let the Dogs Out
Blue cheese
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Who Let the Dogs Out
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
sea urchins
that werewolf movie with Gregory Hines
Lady In Red
sea urchins
that werewolf movie with Gregory Hines
Lady In Red
October 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Tripe
Here
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes
Tripe
Here
What's Up? by 4 Non Blondes
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I can't remember watching a playoff series in which I was so equally cool with either team winning that it's preventing me from developing an even temporary, boredom-abating rooting interest.
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I can't remember watching a playoff series in which I was so equally cool with either team winning that it's preventing me from developing an even temporary, boredom-abating rooting interest.
Really hope to get to @bertsbooks.bsky.social in Swindon the next time we take the train from London to Bath. Might be a few years though since we live in the U.S.
October 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Really hope to get to @bertsbooks.bsky.social in Swindon the next time we take the train from London to Bath. Might be a few years though since we live in the U.S.
Terrific reporting, as always, from @heatherknightsf.bsky.social. Final paragraphs are perfection.
For years, San Franciscans considered him the rare big-hearted billionaire. But days before his Dreamforce conference begins, Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff said he would support President Trump sending the National Guard to SF and that Trump is doing “a great job.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Terrific reporting, as always, from @heatherknightsf.bsky.social. Final paragraphs are perfection.
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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ALT: Nervous GIF
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reposting this so I can view it over and over and over again without having to search for it
I will never not repost this
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October 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Reposting this so I can view it over and over and over again without having to search for it
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