Joe Breeden
banner
joehep.bsky.social
Joe Breeden
@joehep.bsky.social
Photographer, cynic, drinker of cocktails. Reclusive poet. Expert skater on the thin ice of decorum.

Do not follow, repost, or like.

https://joehep.com
Reposted by Joe Breeden
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
A “Trump-class battleship” will sink in dry dock.
“Trump-class battleships?” 🤣🤣 Trump’s narcissism reaches new heights of comedy.
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I drew this boat sitting at a desk in my 3rd grade class in 1975. Lasers included.
The Cybertruck of warships
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
ah yes a true holiday classic
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
So fascists love brutality, not because it creates safety & security & plenty, but because it creates danger & uncertainty & lack.

Creating something of value is a threat to those who create nothing and deliver only theft.

But if you hold power despite creating nothing but pain, you dominate.
December 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Right AI is generating slop that Gen-Xers are sending up the chain because “fuck it” we’re all screwed anyway.
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
Explain why or why not
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Snake oil salesman never set out to intentionally harm their customers, they just didn’t know anything, at all, about medicine. I guess AI has allowed malicious to be added to the greedy & stupid of the snake oil salesman of yore.
It is simultaneously true that ML tools are incredibly useful and that many of their most intense adherents are selling snake oil
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
Strange how these two images, completely uncropped or adjusted, taken hours apart, seem to fit together perfectly to make another reality. 😳
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Dr. John - Right Place Wrong Time (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
📷️Nikon Zf
📸Voigtlander COLOR-ULTRON 55mm F1.4 AR
#photography #fotografía #Nikon #Zf #Stunday
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
For a moment I thought this was real.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
FLASHBACK 👇🏽— Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social getting dragged out for protesting then-Speaker Casada’s support for Rep. Byrd, who apologized ON TAPE to 1 of 3 girls who say he sexually abused them as their 🏀 coach. (Casada was just pardoned by Trump for corruption)
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
📷️Nikon Zf
📸MINOLTA AUTO TELE ROKKOR-QE 100mm F3.5 初期型
#photography #fotografía #Nikon #Zf #Scape
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I want to like VS Code, but it's things like adding a in-line preview of the a color just because it "saw" something that looked like a rgb code is NOT helpful (especially when I didn't explicitly configure it to do this).
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Today’s “Friday Fuck You™️" is for YouTube and their decision to bring the algorithm to my Subscriptions feed.

No one wants this. I want my subscription feed to be a list of videos from the channels I subscribe to newest to oldest.
a cartoon of a man and a woman in a car with rampaage written in yellow
ALT: a cartoon of a man and a woman in a car with rampaage written in yellow
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Criminals posing as other criminals commit crimes
This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
Fractured images - Working Landscape - Lake District Observations

📷Pentax 17
🎞️Ilford HP5
🧪DDX

#believeinfilm #filmphotography
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Do not block

#photography
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reposted by Joe Breeden
When the axe entered the forest, some trees rejoiced, some trembled, some didn’t care.

As the forest thinned, the trees met to decide whether to banish the axe.

But most voted to let it stay.

For the axe was clever, and had convinced them that because his handle was wood, he was one of them. 🪵🪓
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Abstract #photography. Yellow and blue tones dominate this images.
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I can’t tell if this AI chatbot is my grandmother or eBay’s AI chatbot.
October 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Nashville has always wanted to be Las Vegas East (NashVegas anyone) to complete that transformation it has partnered with a Temu Robber Baron to fulfill its destiny.

youtu.be/VPjODKUxV5g?...
The Vegas Loop Is Getting Progressively More Stupid
YouTube video by Ray Delahanty | CityNerd
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM