Joel Martinez
@joelmartizzle.bsky.social
Victor Wembanyama fan account
he/him
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JoeMarcus Burrowssell
September 10, 2023 at 8:02 PM
JoeMarcus Burrowssell
Fuck the NCAA. All my homies hate the NCAA!
August 26, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Fuck the NCAA. All my homies hate the NCAA!
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big fan of any 'give john brown heavy weapons' meme
August 16, 2023 at 11:39 PM
big fan of any 'give john brown heavy weapons' meme
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He’s a shitty little weasel, but he is willing to kick Elon’s ass, so critical support and all that
August 11, 2023 at 8:22 PM
He’s a shitty little weasel, but he is willing to kick Elon’s ass, so critical support and all that
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ANTIFA HAS WON THE CASE AGAINST ANDY NGO IN PORTLAND TODAY CAN I GET A HELL FUCKING YEAH
August 8, 2023 at 10:49 PM
ANTIFA HAS WON THE CASE AGAINST ANDY NGO IN PORTLAND TODAY CAN I GET A HELL FUCKING YEAH
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i think it's about time we got some new shapes. i like triangles and rectangles as much as anybody, but how about a shape with, like, seven or eight sides? that'd be fun
August 7, 2023 at 3:28 PM
i think it's about time we got some new shapes. i like triangles and rectangles as much as anybody, but how about a shape with, like, seven or eight sides? that'd be fun
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“how does Simba get so big eating just bugs?”
Great question — Simba actually had free rein to hunt and eat countless warthogs whose locations Pumbaa divulged in exchange for protection
Great question — Simba actually had free rein to hunt and eat countless warthogs whose locations Pumbaa divulged in exchange for protection
July 29, 2023 at 9:11 PM
“how does Simba get so big eating just bugs?”
Great question — Simba actually had free rein to hunt and eat countless warthogs whose locations Pumbaa divulged in exchange for protection
Great question — Simba actually had free rein to hunt and eat countless warthogs whose locations Pumbaa divulged in exchange for protection
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20 Scathing Critiques I Have of the Barbie Movie
20 Scathing Critiques I Have of the Barbie Movie
If you haven’t seen my reaction video on YouTube, here are many of the reasons I found Barbie insulting and worthless.
hard-drive.net
July 25, 2023 at 8:28 PM
20 Scathing Critiques I Have of the Barbie Movie
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Twitter isn’t a place, it’s a people
July 27, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Twitter isn’t a place, it’s a people
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andy reid: jon! we need your help! i want to pay you $4,000,000 a year to be patrick mahomes' friend and look up cool sports stats for him. you're the only one who can help us
me: sorry coach. i'm too busy posting on bluesky – the only game in town
me: sorry coach. i'm too busy posting on bluesky – the only game in town
July 26, 2023 at 7:31 PM
andy reid: jon! we need your help! i want to pay you $4,000,000 a year to be patrick mahomes' friend and look up cool sports stats for him. you're the only one who can help us
me: sorry coach. i'm too busy posting on bluesky – the only game in town
me: sorry coach. i'm too busy posting on bluesky – the only game in town
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Just bought Toyota. Added a fee to use the trunk. Renamed it "4".
July 23, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Just bought Toyota. Added a fee to use the trunk. Renamed it "4".
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talk about “double trouble!” kansas city royals first baseman wally joyner hit a double on may 19th, 1994
July 20, 2023 at 9:36 PM
talk about “double trouble!” kansas city royals first baseman wally joyner hit a double on may 19th, 1994
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the barbie movie is praxis! i'm sorry, i have absolutely no idea what that means. i just figured i'd type it up and post it in case anyone else can make heads or tails of it
July 16, 2023 at 7:21 PM
the barbie movie is praxis! i'm sorry, i have absolutely no idea what that means. i just figured i'd type it up and post it in case anyone else can make heads or tails of it
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our choices shape us. make good ones
July 10, 2023 at 1:41 AM
our choices shape us. make good ones
NBA: Spurs
NFL: Cowboys
NHL: Kraken
College: UTSA
MLB: Astros
WNBA: Aces
Soccer: AFC Richmond
NFL: Cowboys
NHL: Kraken
College: UTSA
MLB: Astros
WNBA: Aces
Soccer: AFC Richmond
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
July 6, 2023 at 2:11 AM
NBA: Spurs
NFL: Cowboys
NHL: Kraken
College: UTSA
MLB: Astros
WNBA: Aces
Soccer: AFC Richmond
NFL: Cowboys
NHL: Kraken
College: UTSA
MLB: Astros
WNBA: Aces
Soccer: AFC Richmond
The powers that be need to throw ya boy some invite codes. I’ve been on my best behavior for like 3 whole days now.
July 5, 2023 at 10:49 PM
The powers that be need to throw ya boy some invite codes. I’ve been on my best behavior for like 3 whole days now.
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[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming
July 5, 2023 at 1:34 AM
[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming
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nothing like having 4 beers and pissing on an american flag
July 4, 2023 at 5:18 PM
nothing like having 4 beers and pissing on an american flag
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wow, you were all really mean to my friend Pyraxias the Soul Eater. he signed up for bluesky expecting to engage openly with a diverse range of opinions, but you all kept telling him “eating souls is bad” “fuck off with the eating souls” “don’t eat my soul bro” etc
July 4, 2023 at 12:38 PM
wow, you were all really mean to my friend Pyraxias the Soul Eater. he signed up for bluesky expecting to engage openly with a diverse range of opinions, but you all kept telling him “eating souls is bad” “fuck off with the eating souls” “don’t eat my soul bro” etc
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I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
July 3, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
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Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved
July 4, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved