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Joe Wyzkoski
@joenicholas9.bsky.social
Pirates ⚾️, Yinzer 🖤💛, mildly funny, likes photography
Imma miss my boy Oviedo but excited to see what Jhostynxon has in store! 🏴‍☠️ #LetsGoBucs
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Out of nowhere, Shaggy on a golden Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
✨Salary Cap✨
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Yinzers: “Trump’s a jagoff!”
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fuck this dumbass team, man.
August 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Bellevue is Magic! #BellevuePride
June 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Those “I bought this BEFORE I knew Elon was crazy!” stickers don’t actually mention cars. You can put them on your furniture, appliances, pets, etc.
June 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Nine years later…
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Right before the storms came through Bellevue area.
April 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Trying to note over-spam with information. Mass power outages, trees down, active wires all over the place. Duquesne light estimates 20% of the county has no power. Will take days. Also a tiki boat flipped over on the Mon.
April 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The line for the Skenes bobblehead is insane!
April 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Pileated Woodpecker in Frick Park this morning
April 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have to watch more of this bullpen what even is life.
March 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Raise it! 🏴‍☠️#LetsGoBucs
March 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Can't even find everyone in a chat room
This is a real tweet posted by the official White House government account. Yes, really.
March 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Pirates play baseball today and that’s neat.
February 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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A story as old as time:

Republicans inherit a strong economy from Democrats then totally tank it by being utterly reckless, power-hungry and greedy.
February 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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“Remember,” she hissed, whip in hand, “the safe word is pierogi.”
Yinzerotica: Erotica for Pittsburghers
“Do you wanna get out of here?” she asked, Yuengling on her breath. “Do the Steelers have six Super Bowl trophies?” he responded, already putting o...
buff.ly
January 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Got to hold a Clemente game-used bat!
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Actually needing milk and toilet paper right before a major snowstorm is the Pittsburgh equivalent of wearing a red shirt to Target. “No, no. It’s not what it looks like.”
January 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM