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Joey
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Former toddler.
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Caleb Williams….good lord dude. I’ll never quit you.
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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soooooooooomeBODY once told me
the world is gonna roll me
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Has Frank Gallagher ever tried to scam the South Side Pope?
a man in a denim jacket with showtime written on the sleeve
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May 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Does the Vatican have an organ and if so can the new Pope get the organist to play Chelsea Dagger on it? It might be the only thing that can drag the Blackhawks out of the gutter.
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May 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Look, since the new Pope is from Chicago, there’s really only one question that needs to be asked

Is he gonna unleash the dragon?
May 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Both Saints and Cardinals looking to trade up
Mina what's your big board look like for Pontifex? Any sleepers we should keep an eye on?
April 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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in 2004, detroit tigers outfielder rondell white hit .268 with 23 home runs. april fools. he actually hit .270 with 19 home runs
April 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I just assumed it was for a Drake diss track.
By winning the Grammy for Best Audiobook, Narration, and Storytelling Recording, Jimmy Carter posthumously became the oldest Grammy winner of all time
February 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.
January 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The spam caller made it 18 seconds into listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' Parallel Universe before hanging up.
January 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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so honored to be jeremy strong’s stylist and bring his vision of squidward’s penis to life
January 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Timothée Chalamet is Oderus Urungus” the trailer for the Gwar biopic, Meat Sandwhich.
December 31, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail
December 25, 2024 at 4:14 PM
"Is there something wrong with your nose? You talk kinda funny."

"Funny how?"
December 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I like that I made the fantasy football playoffs on a game winning Lisa Simpson touchdown reception. #LikeYouKnowWhatever
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December 10, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Kids: Holy Moley, our snowman came to life! Hi mister sno—

Snowman: Are you guys married?

Kids: What? Uh, no.

Snowman: C’mere. Close. I could do it. I could marry you.

Kids: Oh. No thanks, snowman.

Snowman: Right here. Quick. I could marry the shit out of you guys. Just say the word.
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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🎶Sheena is/a scrapbooker🎶
December 4, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Here I am, on the road again
There I am, up on the stage
There I go playin' the star again
There I go,
December 2, 2024 at 1:14 PM