Punished Johnny America
@johnamerica.bsky.social
He/him. True shit lord, voted most likely to be assassinated by COBRA. My body is a machine that turns fascists into dead fascists.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Make sure this blows up
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Make sure this blows up
Okay, but correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't everybody fucking hate Jimmy Fallon? So, wouldn't marketing something as his just make it sell worse?
As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he’s getting down to business.
Jimmy Fallon On The Future Of Late Night And Being A Super Marketer
As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he’s getting down to business.
www.forbes.com
September 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Okay, but correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't everybody fucking hate Jimmy Fallon? So, wouldn't marketing something as his just make it sell worse?
In a wedding today going to make a speech for the bride and groom that is just the lyrics of The Black Parade. Want to see how far I can get before the bride physically tackles me to the ground and starts beating me to death.
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In a wedding today going to make a speech for the bride and groom that is just the lyrics of The Black Parade. Want to see how far I can get before the bride physically tackles me to the ground and starts beating me to death.
Being autistic gives me an unfair advantage when it comes to saying the dumbest shit with a straight face and a deadpan voice.
September 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Being autistic gives me an unfair advantage when it comes to saying the dumbest shit with a straight face and a deadpan voice.
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The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
August 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
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This is how I learned that they have made a series out of the romance novel equivalent of Samurai Cop?
I installed my roku in the projector and THIS IS WHAT IT TRIED TO GET ME TO WATCH
OH NO LOL NOT TODAY SATAN
OH NO LOL NOT TODAY SATAN
August 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is how I learned that they have made a series out of the romance novel equivalent of Samurai Cop?
You know, the journalists that collaborated with and supported the Nazis were also convicted in the Nuremberg Trials. With any justice the same will happen after this Genocide.
I will never cease to be amazed at the ability of dreadful centrists to get angry at the left for being correct
July 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You know, the journalists that collaborated with and supported the Nazis were also convicted in the Nuremberg Trials. With any justice the same will happen after this Genocide.
As a proud member of the UAW and worker on an assembly line that makes ford trucks, I can confirm that the f150 will take down the roaring knight.
July 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
As a proud member of the UAW and worker on an assembly line that makes ford trucks, I can confirm that the f150 will take down the roaring knight.
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major job losses in the neo nazi industry, as publications replace writers with Grok
July 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
major job losses in the neo nazi industry, as publications replace writers with Grok
Crying, pissing, shitting and vomiting as I realize I now have to actually care about my constituents instead of nakedly accepting open bribes from super pacs.
Viral videos and podcasts did not help a socialist win over a third of Staten Island. Be fucking serious lmao. Thanks to Zohran Mamdani, establishment Dems woke up to a jarring new political reality this morning: If you care about things people will vote for you.
www.garbageday.email/p/if-you-re-...
www.garbageday.email/p/if-you-re-...
June 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Crying, pissing, shitting and vomiting as I realize I now have to actually care about my constituents instead of nakedly accepting open bribes from super pacs.
He committed the greatest crime you can in the democratic party: trying to get them to do anything.
EXCLUSIVE: David Hogg lost his vice chair job at the DNC amid his threats to take on “ineffective” Democratic incumbents in primaries.
DNC boots David Hogg and another vice chair from their roles
The decision comes amid internal strife at the national committee.
www.politico.com
June 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
He committed the greatest crime you can in the democratic party: trying to get them to do anything.
Do you want a Reuben but depressing? Well buddy, you're in luck!
"This was a great idea for those who enjoy Ruben sandwiches, but who are reducing their meat consumption."
This vegetarian sandwich relies mostly on condiments and pantry staples and is within reach any day.
This vegetarian sandwich relies mostly on condiments and pantry staples and is within reach any day.
Vegetarian Reuben Sandwich Recipe
The Reuben sandwich — corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese and Russian dressing on rye bread — has inspired many meat-free versions Tempeh, seitan, vegetables and mushrooms have stood in for the corn...
nyti.ms
May 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Do you want a Reuben but depressing? Well buddy, you're in luck!
At costco eating a slice of pizza and there is a man at the table next to me eating a costco hotdog with a knife and fork like a fucking psychopath
April 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
At costco eating a slice of pizza and there is a man at the table next to me eating a costco hotdog with a knife and fork like a fucking psychopath
I expect to see a horror movie based off what we find out about this place in the next five years
Christian "TheoBros" are building a tech utopia in Appalachia. What could go wrong?
Christian "TheoBros" are building a tech utopia in Appalachia
What could go wrong?
www.motherjones.com
April 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I expect to see a horror movie based off what we find out about this place in the next five years
I watched Mandy (2018) on Saturday and I've been compelled to watch it multiple times since. I currently plan to watch it again when I wake up.
April 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I watched Mandy (2018) on Saturday and I've been compelled to watch it multiple times since. I currently plan to watch it again when I wake up.
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Two days into his speech, Cory Booker is discussing the flaws in the plot of Jiujutsu Kaisen, suggesting that Hiromi was a great character wasted in favor of "empty plot" around Fumihiko Takaba. Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) is loudly jeering that "it needed some comedy" and Booker is clearly angry.
April 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Two days into his speech, Cory Booker is discussing the flaws in the plot of Jiujutsu Kaisen, suggesting that Hiromi was a great character wasted in favor of "empty plot" around Fumihiko Takaba. Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) is loudly jeering that "it needed some comedy" and Booker is clearly angry.
I remember saying that the thing I was most worried about with trump getting a second term was him getting a third. I'm not sure if that's still true because I don't know if I'm more worried about other things he might do.
“He won’t actually get the nomination”
“He won’t actually win the election”
“He won’t survive the Mueller Report”
“He won’t survive impeachment”
“He won’t run again”
“He won’t actually win”
“He isn’t serious about social security”
“He won’t actually go for a third term”
Wake. TF. Up.
“He won’t actually win the election”
“He won’t survive the Mueller Report”
“He won’t survive impeachment”
“He won’t run again”
“He won’t actually win”
“He isn’t serious about social security”
“He won’t actually go for a third term”
Wake. TF. Up.
April 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I remember saying that the thing I was most worried about with trump getting a second term was him getting a third. I'm not sure if that's still true because I don't know if I'm more worried about other things he might do.
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I feel like it should be a bigger deal that the Secretary of State has just announced he’s considering selling American citizens into slavery to a foreign country.
March 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I feel like it should be a bigger deal that the Secretary of State has just announced he’s considering selling American citizens into slavery to a foreign country.
I love the new monster hunter but oh my god is the story and the way it's pulled off is bad. You might not notice all the problems in the original playthrough because you're willing to buy into it if nothing else for novelty but on a second playthrough all the tricks and railroading becomes clear
March 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I love the new monster hunter but oh my god is the story and the way it's pulled off is bad. You might not notice all the problems in the original playthrough because you're willing to buy into it if nothing else for novelty but on a second playthrough all the tricks and railroading becomes clear
Hold on trying one of these now.
Anyone else remember this hidden gem???
Anyone else remember this hidden gem???
March 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hold on trying one of these now.
Anyone else remember this hidden gem???
Anyone else remember this hidden gem???
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If you only do the morally right thing, like supporting transpeople, when it’s “popular” then you are not actually doing the morally right thing. It makes you an immoral bigot. Never in history has a marginalized group been saved by placating the bigoted group. TLDR: Bigots fuck off
March 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you only do the morally right thing, like supporting transpeople, when it’s “popular” then you are not actually doing the morally right thing. It makes you an immoral bigot. Never in history has a marginalized group been saved by placating the bigoted group. TLDR: Bigots fuck off