John
@johntakespics.bsky.social
I’m Disney’s “one that got away”. Now I’m just chronically online.
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John
@johntakespics.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I will be cursing here as well.
Imagine giving this fucking dork your money. There’s no reason to drive Tesla.
January 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Imagine giving this fucking dork your money. There’s no reason to drive Tesla.
I don’t think it’s the cold he’s afraid of. It’s his own people. And that much open air outside with his own lunatics is enough to scare him shitless.
Trump literally leaving his supporters out in the cold while he and his billionaire buddies stay warm and cozy inside is the most Trumpian thing in the history of Trump.
MAGA will never learn will they?
MAGA will never learn will they?
January 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I don’t think it’s the cold he’s afraid of. It’s his own people. And that much open air outside with his own lunatics is enough to scare him shitless.
A dude with a fake bandaid on his face playing for a dude with a fake bandaid on his ear.
Rapper Nelly to perform at a Donald Trump’s inaugural ball
Rapper Nelly to perform at a Donald Trump’s inaugural ball
Other musical guests include Village People, Carrie Underwood, and Kid Rock
www.yahoo.com
January 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
A dude with a fake bandaid on his face playing for a dude with a fake bandaid on his ear.
It’s funny that a fat sack of shit like Trump will get inaugurated n a place called the rotunda.
January 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s funny that a fat sack of shit like Trump will get inaugurated n a place called the rotunda.
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Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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January 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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@seanfaywolfe.bsky.social pointing out that someone said Drake is the Elon Musk of Hip Hop is getting more and more evergreen. Both of them now realize how much people don't actually like them, but are too desperate for acceptance to just take the hint and fucking get lost.
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
@seanfaywolfe.bsky.social pointing out that someone said Drake is the Elon Musk of Hip Hop is getting more and more evergreen. Both of them now realize how much people don't actually like them, but are too desperate for acceptance to just take the hint and fucking get lost.
It’s ok if kids believe in Santa. There are adults that believe Trump will lower prices and not start wars.
December 25, 2024 at 5:11 PM
It’s ok if kids believe in Santa. There are adults that believe Trump will lower prices and not start wars.
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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If you're a prominent voice for the Dems and you capitulate to the GOP to endear yourself to Trump, there's something you need to understand
MAGA will never, ever respect you
What you showed them is you can be pushed around, bought off, and owned like a little bitch
Enjoy that
MAGA will never, ever respect you
What you showed them is you can be pushed around, bought off, and owned like a little bitch
Enjoy that
December 15, 2024 at 8:56 AM
If you're a prominent voice for the Dems and you capitulate to the GOP to endear yourself to Trump, there's something you need to understand
MAGA will never, ever respect you
What you showed them is you can be pushed around, bought off, and owned like a little bitch
Enjoy that
MAGA will never, ever respect you
What you showed them is you can be pushed around, bought off, and owned like a little bitch
Enjoy that
New Drumpf cologne probably smells like Bigfoot’s dick.
a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm gonna be honest with you
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm gonna be honest with you
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 11:13 PM
New Drumpf cologne probably smells like Bigfoot’s dick.
Are we taking notes?
Damascus has been seized.
Assad — if he’s even still alive — has fled Syria.
The Prime Minister is calling for free and fair elections.
Putin is jealous of a successful special military operation.
Assad — if he’s even still alive — has fled Syria.
The Prime Minister is calling for free and fair elections.
Putin is jealous of a successful special military operation.
December 8, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Are we taking notes?
Threads describes Civil Rights Movement as “trouble ahead”. Thank you, Family Guy.
I just found out via my Threads account that Matt Gaetz has withdrawn as Attorney General nominee.
November 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Threads describes Civil Rights Movement as “trouble ahead”. Thank you, Family Guy.
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6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey
November 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey
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I truly wouldn’t care if a man dressed like the king of England was in the urinal next to me. I get that for extremely online rightwingers, a trip to a public bathroom might be the most memorable moment of the day, but the rest of us truly do not give a shit who is peeing nearby.
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I truly wouldn’t care if a man dressed like the king of England was in the urinal next to me. I get that for extremely online rightwingers, a trip to a public bathroom might be the most memorable moment of the day, but the rest of us truly do not give a shit who is peeing nearby.
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I will be cursing here as well.
November 15, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I will be cursing here as well.