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Kristi Noem is uniquely ghoulish among regime officials because for her this is one long Real Housewives season and she's the star
January 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
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November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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philipmichaels.bsky.social
Dingler and The Schlittler sound less like today’s baseball heroes and more like a ‘90s morning zoo team that constantly ran afoul of the FCC.
October 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
jokah.bsky.social
Capitalism is tyranny
dasharez0ne.bsky.social da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Jun 27
A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A BOSS IS A FORM OF COP AND FUCK ALL COP'S ,,, "FUCK ALL BOSS'S RESPECT NO MEETINGS" SCREAM'S A SKELITION WHO IS BURNING IN DA FLAMES OF HELL, AND THERE BEING ATTACKED BY "ALL HANDS" "TEAM BUILDING EXERCICE", "MANDATORY", "STAND UP" "ONE ON ONE" PERFORMANCE IMPROCEMENT PLAN " - WITHOUT LABOR, CAPTALISM IS NOTHING!! BUT DA MANAGER CLASS WILL NOT STOP FUCKING WITH WORKERS ,THERE PETTY GRABS AT THE LEAST AMOUNT OF POWER ARE WORTH MORE TO THEM THEN HUMAN RIGHT'S, AND WHILE DA C'SUITES ARE EATING BIG THE MANAGERS WILL HOLD OUR HEADS UNDERWATER FOR THE COST OF GETTING 2 SCRAPS TO OUR ONE ,ITS TIME TO RISE UP BUT IM STILL NOT CONVINCED ANY ONE ELSE WILL DO IT, WE SEE ALOT OF BIG TALK FROM PEOPLE ON THERE PHONES AND ITS FUN TO MAKE SIGNS BUT WHATS GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN BEFORE PEOPLE CAN BE CONVINCED TO DO MORE THEN THAT??? WELL ANY WAY IN DA MEAN TIME IM KICKEN ASS SO FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
June 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
IM NOT SCARED - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEON RIPPIN A CIG AND IT SAY'S "IM NOT SCARED OF HARD WORK, I HATE IT ,. THATS A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THE ACUMULATION OF CAPITAL BY THE HYPER WEALTHY AND WAGE'S STAGNATING WHILE FOOD AND RENT PRICES KEEP GOING UP ,AND YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A SWORD TO WORK, ITS IN A SCABBARD, ITS SAFE, ITS FOR PROTECTION, AND IM ALLOWED TO GET IT OUT DURING MY BREAK'S MOTHER FUCKER " - NUFF SAID!!!!!! BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!!!!!!! THERE IS NO REASON TO HARM YOUR BODY OR WASTE YOUR TIME DOIN SHIT FOR YOUR WORK THAT THEY ARENT PAYING YOU FOR, EITHER THEY AINT PAYIN ENOUGH OR THERE TRYEN TO GET FREE LABOR, AND BOSS'S LOVE TO TALK ABOUT "TIME THEFT" WHICH IS WHEN YOUR NOT SPENDING 100% OF WORK DOING WHAT THEY WANT, BUT THEY NEVER TALK ABOUT "WAGE THEFT" WHICH IS WHEN THEY CONSIDER THEM SELVES ENTITLED TO YOUR LABOR BECAUSE YOU SUPPOSEDLY OWE THEM FAVORS FOR EMPLOYING YOU IN DA FIRST PLACE ! THEY SHOULD PAY FOR DA FOOD WE EAT ON BREAK'S AND THEY SHOULD PAY FOR THE TRIP TO AND FROM WORK , THEY SHOULD PAY FOR DA BROWN PANTS WE HAVE TO WEAR, AND IF YOUR ASKIN ME THEY SHOULD PAY THERE KARMIC DEBT FROM BEIN MEMBERS OF A SOCIAL CLASS WHERE THEY EXTRACT VALUE RATHER THAN PROVIDING IT!!!! BUT THATS JUST ME A TALKING SKELETON I AINT CARL MARKS OR CARL JUNG SO IF YOU WANT TO ACTUTALY LEARN ABOUT THIS SHIT READ A DAMB BOOK! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRERY IMAGINE IF AMAZON WAS RUN BY A SMART PERSON INSTEAD OF A EVIL ONE, AND IMAGINE IF EVERYTHING WAS FREE, THERES PROBABLY A LIBRARY IN YOUR TOWN RIGHT NOW, AND I AINT TALKEN ABOUT THE LITTLE BOX YOUR NEIGHBOR HAS WITH 2 COPYS OF "DA VINCI CODE" INSIDE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
May 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day
March 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
SO WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A REPEAR IN CYBER SPACE UNDER A SETTING SUN, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - AND IM RIGHT, FOR AS MUCH AS WE WANT HEALTH CARE AND AS MUCH AS IT COSTS AND AS MUCH AS WE HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO PUT THREE SUGGESTIONS INTO THE HEALTH INSURANCE SUGGESTION BOX ON WEST 54TH STREET YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE DAMB DOCTORS OFFICE AND AFTER THEY TELL YOU YOUR FAT, THEY REFUSE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BODY OR YOUR PROBLEM'S, DOCTERS ARE LIKE LANDLORD'S, START COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM AND SOMEONE WILL PIPE UP TO SAY THEY HAD 1 GOOD DOCTOR ONCE, THANK'S FOR DA STORY BUT MEDICAL CARE SHOULDENT HAVE THE SAME ODD'S AS POWERBALL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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ITS MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALETON RULES SUPREME OVER DA VATTICAN CITY, YA GOTTA HAVE A JOB SO WHY NOT LET ME BE THE DAMB POPE, #1 IM GOOD AT WEARING ROBE, IVE WORN BATH ROBE FOR A ENTIRE DAY BEFORE, #2 GOOD WAY TO GET OUT OF AMERICA, #3 I WILL DIG AROUND IN THERE BASEMENT AND IF THERES ANY THING COOL DOWN THERE I WILL SHOW EVERY ONE, IM PRETTY SURE THEY GOT ALIEN BODY'S OR AT LEAST SOME GOOD PICS OF EM, TIRED OF LOOKIN AT DA STANDARD GREY ALIEN'S, I KNOW THEY GOT DA REAL ONE'S, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LET ME BE DA NEW POPE, I BLOW THAT WHITE SMOKE, TIME MACHINE IN BASMENT, MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND SELL INDULGENCES, FREE RED SHOES, ALWAYS RIGHT, EVERYONE AGREES IM ALWAYS RIGHT" AND I THINK YOU GET TO HIT THE OLD POPE ON THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER, BUT NOT AS VIOLENCE, JUST AFTER HE DIES, AND THEY LET YOU DO IT, AND THEY WANT YOU TO DO IT, WHEN ARE YA GONGA GET A CHANCE OTHER WISE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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jasonbeck.bsky.social
First pitch of Tigers spring training is a 92.7 mph fastball from Kenta Maeda. We’re back.
February 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
QUIET MIND NOW PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON PONDERIN MODERN EXISTANCE AND THERE TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TOO UPDATE MY RESUME , I WANT TO SPEND A SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE IN PEACE: NO NOTIFICATIONS NO BUZZING NO RINGING NO CIRCLING BACK NO REMINDESR NO ALERTS NO NEWS NO TOUCHING BASE NO KNAWING SENSE OF DREAD" - DASHARE.ZONE , AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT, DA RULLING CLASS SEEKS TO REMOVE OUR INNER PEACE SO THAT WE NEVER QUESTION WHAT THERE MAKEN US DO JUST TO KEEP A ROOF AND CLOTHES GOING, ITS THE SAME IDEA AS BREAD AND CIRCUSES BUT AT LEAST THOSE WERE FUN, NOW ITS JUST A PHONE THAT FUCKS WITH YOU ALL DA TIME AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE PHONE TO!!!! IF THERE PUTTIN COMPUTERS ON ALL OF US THAT MAKE US FEEL LIKE SHIT AND BEEP US WITH BAD NEWS WHEN WERE TRYEN TO RELAX FOR 1 HOUR AT THE END OF THE DAY THEN THEY SHOULD PAY FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!!! WERE GETTING WORKED BIG TIME DONT EVEN GET ME STARTE DON HOW THERE MADE OF FUCKING GLASS AND YOU CANT DROP IT OR YOU NEED TO GO HAVE IT FIXED, BETWEEN 1981 AND 2012 I NEVER DROPPED A COMPUTER 1 TIME NOW I DROP IT 10 TIMES A DAY YOU CANT TELL ME THAT AINT HAPPENING ON PERPOSE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
jokah.bsky.social
Marshmallows are for team players
February 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
jokah.bsky.social
Perfect
February 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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paulcollins.bsky.social
Look at this goddamn hippie
December 18 1968 wire story from Ypsalanti, Michigan, titled "Hair too long -- teacher sent home." The teacher, Roy Ashmall, is pictured with remarkably not-long hair.
January 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
jokah.bsky.social
@sticknation.bsky.social are you guys familiar with @tmbg.bsky.social? I think you should be best friends. youtu.be/9OGUruNiIAs
They Might Be Giants - "Lie Still, Little Bottle" w/The Stick (2024-05-09 - Mr. Smalls, Pittsburgh)
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January 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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linnell.bsky.social
For everyone who despairs that this is somehow where the story ends, take heart and remember that the struggle for the rights of marginalized and oppressed people, and the work towards a healthy and sustainable planet earth never ends. We’re still here! But maybe it’s time to ditch the Tesla.
January 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
jokah.bsky.social
Lions gonna lion. I never really believed.
January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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happy New Year’s
January 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Lolbama
December 31, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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alyankovic.bsky.social
A number of Oscar-worthy movies were released this year, but only ONE features Amy Adams singing “Dare to Be Stupid”! Nightbitch is now streaming on Hulu.
December 28, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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ABC Pays $15 Million To Settle Trump Defamation Suit
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December 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NOT DOING SHIT UNTIL 25 BABY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKILITON WHOSE CHILLEN AND NOT GONGA DO ANY MAJOR SHYT FOR WORK OR OTHER WISE UNTIL 2025 , FUCK IT , LOOK'S LIKE DA ALIEN'S ARE FUCKEN HERE AND IF NOT THEN AT LEAST EVER ONES FLYEN PLANE'S AROUND AND PISSEN EVERY ONE OFF SO NO ONE NOTICE IF I FUCK OFF AT WORK, AND DA TEXT SAYS ""I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS IM COSTING UNTIL 2025 " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN DAMB IS IT REALLY ALMOST 2025 KIND OF FUCKED, WE ARE FLUNG INTO THE FUTURE SO FAST AND HARD THAT IT COMES BEFORE WE KNOW IT, AT LEAST WEED IS LEGAL - DASHARE.ZONE WEED IS LEGAL WHERE I LIVE SORRY -ADMIN
December 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 6:27 PM