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maya//bunny | too pretty to live too hot to die | i am a demon and i mean it | it/she//hers/its | i bite i bite i bite
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mea tulpa ⚧️
@jokewitch.bsky.social
· Mar 13
"self-cest" "agp" "narcissist" what if i literally just see myself as beautiful as i truly am. what if my confidence about my appearance is informed not by delusion but my knowledge of my Self?
then again what if i was narcissistic selfcest agp and i cummed hard about it while i made out with myself in the mirror? do u think even god or the devil could stop me?
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what is the charge? hooking up with my clone? my succulent post-transition clone?
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
what is the charge? hooking up with my clone? my succulent post-transition clone?
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wait a minute... the names in The Tempest are an homage to Gundam Witch From Mercury!!
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
wait a minute... the names in The Tempest are an homage to Gundam Witch From Mercury!!
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Imagine a world where we conflated "sub" with "top" and "Domme" with "bottom" so you just wound up with a bunch of fics about tops tied up and getting used by bottoms who keep them supplied with erectile drugs and electrolytes via IV so they can use them as sex toys and
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Imagine a world where we conflated "sub" with "top" and "Domme" with "bottom" so you just wound up with a bunch of fics about tops tied up and getting used by bottoms who keep them supplied with erectile drugs and electrolytes via IV so they can use them as sex toys and
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i like my coffee how i like my women: the girl reading this (:
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i like my coffee how i like my women: the girl reading this (:
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feeld is so funny because ppl will include aftercare as one of their desires but list zero kinks
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
feeld is so funny because ppl will include aftercare as one of their desires but list zero kinks
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i don't memorize poetry that well - i think probably only the last bit of death by water and a few song lyrics jump out at me ("You can hope it gets better / you can follow your dreams / but hope is for presidents / and dreams are for people who are sleeping") but this one
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i don't memorize poetry that well - i think probably only the last bit of death by water and a few song lyrics jump out at me ("You can hope it gets better / you can follow your dreams / but hope is for presidents / and dreams are for people who are sleeping") but this one
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cant sleep i feel like im in heat
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
cant sleep i feel like im in heat
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why the fuck would you ask chatgpt when you could ask a fat agp???
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
why the fuck would you ask chatgpt when you could ask a fat agp???
hypersuccessful date tonight i gagged on a beautiful womans dick in the front seat of her truck while she made me call her mommy and pet my head/pulled my hair. Bunny W
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
hypersuccessful date tonight i gagged on a beautiful womans dick in the front seat of her truck while she made me call her mommy and pet my head/pulled my hair. Bunny W
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the exclusive project from may!
I really like this one X) so open, so warm. you can tell it was drawn in the summer!
I really like this one X) so open, so warm. you can tell it was drawn in the summer!
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
the exclusive project from may!
I really like this one X) so open, so warm. you can tell it was drawn in the summer!
I really like this one X) so open, so warm. you can tell it was drawn in the summer!
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Zion Orgy Scene
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Zion Orgy Scene
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So I ended up having a really nice talk with the hand. He said he wasn't surprised that the face isn't listening. Said the face has been in a bad place since getting laid off and has started using again. We both want to help the face but obviously there's only so much you can do.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
So I ended up having a really nice talk with the hand. He said he wasn't surprised that the face isn't listening. Said the face has been in a bad place since getting laid off and has started using again. We both want to help the face but obviously there's only so much you can do.
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You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
and and and and and i need to get railed-til-i-cant-think about it
im such a silly little whore UwU
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
and and and and and i need to get railed-til-i-cant-think about it
im such a silly little whore UwU
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
im such a silly little whore UwU
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W+Estrogenated+Cutest Feet All Time Award+Everyone Wants To Kill Me or Have Sex With Me
March 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
W+Estrogenated+Cutest Feet All Time Award+Everyone Wants To Kill Me or Have Sex With Me
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im out here trying to learn about cool sex records and the fuck goddamn fucking stupid fucking lapd ruins EVERYTHING huh
![World record gang bang On October 9, 1999, Candy Apples became the world gang bang record holder, which used to be held by porn star Houston, with 742[5] "instances of sex",[4] including oral sex and strap-on use. Candy Apples was aiming for over 2,000, but the gang bang was eventually halted by a Los Angeles Police raid.[3][4][6] She was originally going to marry her then fiancé, now husband, at the end of the gangbang.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:advqnblc3jjsjrw6ch7yklfq/bafkreicik4yxe6oyt2qcwhzhlijr7l5cqrrukz5evcv43tmmtbwjkvotty@jpeg)
April 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
im out here trying to learn about cool sex records and the fuck goddamn fucking stupid fucking lapd ruins EVERYTHING huh
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POV i see u on the ground and find u sickening and squashable
May 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
POV i see u on the ground and find u sickening and squashable
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Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf