Jonbenét Rumsfeld Christmas Murder
@jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social
world famous child pageant war criminal
theres a spectre haunting the usa *rips big wet fart*
theres a spectre haunting the usa *rips big wet fart*
Pinned
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Unseal the Chuck E. Cheese ticket-to-prize conversion documents. Something doesn’t add up
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Unseal the Chuck E. Cheese ticket-to-prize conversion documents. Something doesn’t add up
yer a gooner harry
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
yer a gooner harry
estrogenny from the block
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
estrogenny from the block
referring to my cats as
the goyim
the goyim
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
referring to my cats as
the goyim
the goyim
jimmy fallon
more like
jimmy failin
more like
jimmy failin
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
jimmy fallon
more like
jimmy failin
more like
jimmy failin
my semi chud life
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
my semi chud life
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I can’t wait to not watch that Jimmy Fallon special!
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I can’t wait to not watch that Jimmy Fallon special!
dear baby jesus
please let me sit on jd vances tribunal
amen
please let me sit on jd vances tribunal
amen
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
dear baby jesus
please let me sit on jd vances tribunal
amen
please let me sit on jd vances tribunal
amen
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Hey! I’m Santa! Your kid is frightening and sucks! Here’s a song about myself!
— Santa’s visit to Donner’s cave.
— Santa’s visit to Donner’s cave.
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hey! I’m Santa! Your kid is frightening and sucks! Here’s a song about myself!
— Santa’s visit to Donner’s cave.
— Santa’s visit to Donner’s cave.
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changing NPR's headline from "Trump" to "Will Stancil" here wouldn't be an inaccurate change
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
changing NPR's headline from "Trump" to "Will Stancil" here wouldn't be an inaccurate change
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“kitten you stupid slut, i’ll never be able to punish u as much as that cheeto in the whitehouse will”
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“kitten you stupid slut, i’ll never be able to punish u as much as that cheeto in the whitehouse will”
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the year is 1979. the place, columbus, ohio. a young girl sits before the television, the glow reflecting off her face. but she is watching no ordinary television program. no, a pale man in black leather emerges from the tv box and hands her a large electronic configuration. it is time for pinwheel.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the year is 1979. the place, columbus, ohio. a young girl sits before the television, the glow reflecting off her face. but she is watching no ordinary television program. no, a pale man in black leather emerges from the tv box and hands her a large electronic configuration. it is time for pinwheel.
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[staring at a dilator] sO thats how you tune a fish
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
[staring at a dilator] sO thats how you tune a fish
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took out a mr beast life insurance policy on my wife and kids in case they die in one of my twisted games
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
took out a mr beast life insurance policy on my wife and kids in case they die in one of my twisted games
ive had this on my phone for over a year
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ive had this on my phone for over a year
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yeah i knee hamburger helper back in the day, he was on a biiiig run of shooting dope. saw him use toilet water once... he didnt even have to, thats just who he was. he stole my kidney and sold it for a mcdouble... miss that guy
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
yeah i knee hamburger helper back in the day, he was on a biiiig run of shooting dope. saw him use toilet water once... he didnt even have to, thats just who he was. he stole my kidney and sold it for a mcdouble... miss that guy
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the solution to the male loneliness epidemic is for dudes to get together and crack open a cold one and throw rotting produce at Chuck Schumers and Hakeem Jeffries houses
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the solution to the male loneliness epidemic is for dudes to get together and crack open a cold one and throw rotting produce at Chuck Schumers and Hakeem Jeffries houses
oh its palestinian owned so thats a big win actually
apparently people are on upscroll now
so like
@ jonbenetrumsfeld
but whatever
so like
@ jonbenetrumsfeld
but whatever
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
oh its palestinian owned so thats a big win actually
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Oh God, another app?
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oh God, another app?
apparently people are on upscroll now
so like
@ jonbenetrumsfeld
but whatever
so like
@ jonbenetrumsfeld
but whatever
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
apparently people are on upscroll now
so like
@ jonbenetrumsfeld
but whatever
so like
@ jonbenetrumsfeld
but whatever
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Every day I am reminded the Luddited were absolutely correct
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Every day I am reminded the Luddited were absolutely correct
oh boy garfield
i cant believe i made it to
epstein island
i cant believe i made it to
epstein island
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
oh boy garfield
i cant believe i made it to
epstein island
i cant believe i made it to
epstein island
"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm."
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm."
you think jay and talib fuck?
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
you think jay and talib fuck?