Captain Anarchy; Larian Hater
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NO MINORS | Official Fredo-verse side character | He/They | 26 | Hockey, Punk, Protest | Dunkin hater residing in Dunkinland | mastodon.social/@captanarchy
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To anyone tempted to celebrate Noem's big announcement that ICE will use body cams and that it will be expanded nationwide as funding is available...
That's already been official ICE policy for over two years.
www.ice.gov/news/release....
That's already been official ICE policy for over two years.
www.ice.gov/news/release....
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
To anyone tempted to celebrate Noem's big announcement that ICE will use body cams and that it will be expanded nationwide as funding is available...
That's already been official ICE policy for over two years.
www.ice.gov/news/release....
That's already been official ICE policy for over two years.
www.ice.gov/news/release....
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You’ve got to FIGHT
For your RIGHT
To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
For your RIGHT
To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
You’ve got to FIGHT
For your RIGHT
To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
For your RIGHT
To PARTY WITH PEOPLE WHO FUCK KIDS
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USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
July 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
USian trans people aren't telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom to cause you distress and despair.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
USian trans people are telling you they won't vote for Gavin Newsom so you don't vote for his transphobic ass in the primaries.
They are giving you actionable information.
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"Protesting isn't risky" is a wild take to have when Renee Good and Alex Pretti were both murdered during protests.
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"Protesting isn't risky" is a wild take to have when Renee Good and Alex Pretti were both murdered during protests.
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Daily reminder Will Stancil is a dumb piece of shit not to be trusted. He’s just latching on to Minneapolis for the bag.
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Daily reminder Will Stancil is a dumb piece of shit not to be trusted. He’s just latching on to Minneapolis for the bag.
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Explain to me why I’m standing in front of my childrens’ schools in subzero weather trying to make sure none of their classmates are kidnapped by armed, masked goons then.
Corey Lewandowski: "I was really gonna go to the Super Bowl, but then Bad Bunny showed up. Listen -- anybody who is an American has nothing to worry about. It's the rapists and the murderers and the sex traffickers and child pedophiles who are in this country who need to be worried."
February 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Explain to me why I’m standing in front of my childrens’ schools in subzero weather trying to make sure none of their classmates are kidnapped by armed, masked goons then.
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A real Christmas adventurers club.
From the Epstein files: were Paul Volker and Tom Brokaw really members of a secret society with a "no minorities or women allowed" rule? Brokaw is still around -- worth asking him!
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
A real Christmas adventurers club.
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Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
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Pedophile free government is a Secret Menu Item in Capitalist Democracy. You have to know how to ask for it.
i'm going out on a limb here but have we considered not electing a government full of pedophiles and pedophile protectors
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Pedophile free government is a Secret Menu Item in Capitalist Democracy. You have to know how to ask for it.
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i think we should just start calling Neil Gaiman "Temu Alan Moore" until he goes away
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
i think we should just start calling Neil Gaiman "Temu Alan Moore" until he goes away
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It brings me no joy to report that Ne*l Gaim*n has broken his silence in the dumbest, least effective way possible: by telling his Instagram followers to read Substack posts (written by somebody else) that allegedly prove the allegations are just a "smear campaign"
Oh and he's writing a new novel 🤮
Oh and he's writing a new novel 🤮
Neil Gaiman on Instagram
12K likes, 0 comments - neilhimself on February 2, 2026
www.instagram.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
It brings me no joy to report that Ne*l Gaim*n has broken his silence in the dumbest, least effective way possible: by telling his Instagram followers to read Substack posts (written by somebody else) that allegedly prove the allegations are just a "smear campaign"
Oh and he's writing a new novel 🤮
Oh and he's writing a new novel 🤮
@robertcruickshank.com turn replies and quotes back on you fuckin PANSY. You don't get to bitch about leftists then hide from us when we clap back. Absolute loser shit
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
@robertcruickshank.com turn replies and quotes back on you fuckin PANSY. You don't get to bitch about leftists then hide from us when we clap back. Absolute loser shit
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Centrist liberals need to get a fucking grip, man. Progressives are out there CLEANING CLOCKS and they still want to force these middling center-right establishment dingbats who have been consistently losing for my entire lifetime.
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Centrist liberals need to get a fucking grip, man. Progressives are out there CLEANING CLOCKS and they still want to force these middling center-right establishment dingbats who have been consistently losing for my entire lifetime.
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I hate to dwell on the horrors, but more horrors about the links between the transphobic "Gender Critical" movement and Epstein...
I'm not being facetious. Epstein was apparently giving talking points to the people pushing anti trans rhetoric in the UK.
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I hate to dwell on the horrors, but more horrors about the links between the transphobic "Gender Critical" movement and Epstein...
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If you want to begin to respect indigenous people, realize that you (yes, YOU) use indigenous language all the time
All these words in english come from the Taino language:
barbecue, caiman, canoe, cassava, guava, hammock, hurricane, iguana, manatee, mangrove, maroon, potato, savanna, and tobacco
All these words in english come from the Taino language:
barbecue, caiman, canoe, cassava, guava, hammock, hurricane, iguana, manatee, mangrove, maroon, potato, savanna, and tobacco
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
If you want to begin to respect indigenous people, realize that you (yes, YOU) use indigenous language all the time
All these words in english come from the Taino language:
barbecue, caiman, canoe, cassava, guava, hammock, hurricane, iguana, manatee, mangrove, maroon, potato, savanna, and tobacco
All these words in english come from the Taino language:
barbecue, caiman, canoe, cassava, guava, hammock, hurricane, iguana, manatee, mangrove, maroon, potato, savanna, and tobacco
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Shout out to the image consultants draining Neil Gaiman's bank accounts for one of the least convincing astroturfing campaigns of all time. You guys are the real heroes.
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Shout out to the image consultants draining Neil Gaiman's bank accounts for one of the least convincing astroturfing campaigns of all time. You guys are the real heroes.
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people keep talking about the "male loneliness epidemic" and then these are the males that are lonely
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
people keep talking about the "male loneliness epidemic" and then these are the males that are lonely
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Leftists in '25: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin
Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket*
Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡
Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin
Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket*
Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Leftists in '25: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin
Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket*
Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡
Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin
Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket*
Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡
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the part where Melania goes "It's Melania Time!" and then just Melanias over the entire room got a standing ovation.
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
the part where Melania goes "It's Melania Time!" and then just Melanias over the entire room got a standing ovation.
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underrated cause of democratic backsliding is surely the gross deference courts have given the state and especially police for decades and decades
JUST IN: Judge Tostrud lifts restraining order against Trump administraiton, concluding they're unlikely to destroy or alter evidence related to the Pretti shooting -- though he says the record is "not one-sided." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
underrated cause of democratic backsliding is surely the gross deference courts have given the state and especially police for decades and decades
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The only trans people mentioned in the epstein files are victims.
Hundreds of known anti-trans people are in them, though, either rubbing shoulders with the rape-cult, an active part of the clique, or trying to gain access.
Are you getting it yet?
Hundreds of known anti-trans people are in them, though, either rubbing shoulders with the rape-cult, an active part of the clique, or trying to gain access.
Are you getting it yet?
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The only trans people mentioned in the epstein files are victims.
Hundreds of known anti-trans people are in them, though, either rubbing shoulders with the rape-cult, an active part of the clique, or trying to gain access.
Are you getting it yet?
Hundreds of known anti-trans people are in them, though, either rubbing shoulders with the rape-cult, an active part of the clique, or trying to gain access.
Are you getting it yet?
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Chuck might be the most inept, do-nothing political leader in history. Like James Buchanan would eat his fucking lunch
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Chuck might be the most inept, do-nothing political leader in history. Like James Buchanan would eat his fucking lunch
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And today the Treasury Department told me it wouldn't expedite processing of a FOIA for the agreement allowing Qatar to hold the money because it couldn't identify an immediate public interest.
To help out Treasury: It rhymes with corruption. It's also spelled the same as corruption.
To help out Treasury: It rhymes with corruption. It's also spelled the same as corruption.
SHAHEEN: It's been reported that the oil sold for $500 million and $300 million went to Venezuelan government. What happened to the other $200 million?
RUBIO: It's still sitting in the account is my understanding
SHAHEEN: The account in Qatar?
RUBIO: Yes
RUBIO: It's still sitting in the account is my understanding
SHAHEEN: The account in Qatar?
RUBIO: Yes
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
And today the Treasury Department told me it wouldn't expedite processing of a FOIA for the agreement allowing Qatar to hold the money because it couldn't identify an immediate public interest.
To help out Treasury: It rhymes with corruption. It's also spelled the same as corruption.
To help out Treasury: It rhymes with corruption. It's also spelled the same as corruption.