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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 13h

So this has been cool, but what about all the influencers and celebrities who live or own property in Dubai that we've not really been acknowledging for a while

Vulture @vulture.com · 15h

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 11h

Hearing Steel Panther in the Peacemaker season finale lifted my mood a little bit. 💀

Fucking My Heart in the Ass

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 13h

I lied earlier, NOW I'm smoking grass (with an extra helping of kief) until I can't feel feelings anymore.

An outdoor nighttime selfie of me with a lit joint in my mouth.

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 14h

It's Thursday, drop a cover. (Listen to the end, TRUST ME)

youtu.be/om0KOWbOkCk?...

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 20h

a man in a blue jacket says call it a texas size 10-4-6 good buddies

Alt: Wayne from "Letterkenny" says "Call it a texas size 10-4-6 good buddies" to Daryl and Dan

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 1d

I shot a Halloween porn. It's called Freddy Got Fingered.

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called Night of the Giving Head

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called the pussy Terminator

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 1d

Spooky season, but it's just me being terrified of my intrusive thoughts.

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Eladio Bobadilla @eladiobobadilla.com · 2d

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 1d

The clankers accidentally revealed phase 1 of their "Final Solution". 😱

A trailer is seen with graffiti on it that says "'They' eat babies in Denver!!" in a Facebook post. An AI prompt below the post reads "Baby-eating restaurants in Denver".

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 1d

Please send help, I'm being viciously attacked by two adorable golden retrievers. I might actually die.

Two golden retrievers, one darker than the other, are seen standing in the living room of a house, both with stuffed animals in their mouths.

The same two golden retrievers with the same stuffed animals in their mouths, except this time they're on the back deck. The picture was taken from a seated position in a patio chair. My shorts are visible, and the dogs are both standing directly in front of me.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 2d

I looked into the abyss. It offered me a coupon for 10% off my next emotional breakdown.

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 1d

I have yet to see a dump truck ass that wasn't edible. Just sayin'.

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 2d

Nintendo was founded during Queen Victoria's reign.

Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 2d

1889 - Nintendo was founded; it was originally a trading card company

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Scott K @phoenixperson.bsky.social · 2d

🙋‍♂️

The Onion @theonion.com · 14d

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time

CALABASAS, CA—Astounded that it had never come up at any point in the six years they had known each other, local woman Lucy Reed, 25, reported Tuesday that her friend Nicole Silberthau had apparently ...

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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 2d

Back on April 2, Speaker Johnson swore in 2 House Republicans - during a pro forma session - who were elected the day before. Anyone who says Adelita Grijalva D-AZ can only be sworn in when the House is back and voting is lying to you.