Jon
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these booths were made for hogging, and that's just what I'll do
I feel like it could be fun to go so far around the Whamageddon loop, beyond even the "if anything you should be listening to Last Christmas twenty times every day, it's the greatest record ever and George Michael is Christ" kind of stuff, that you end up joining in with the game and anticipating it
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I feel like it could be fun to go so far around the Whamageddon loop, beyond even the "if anything you should be listening to Last Christmas twenty times every day, it's the greatest record ever and George Michael is Christ" kind of stuff, that you end up joining in with the game and anticipating it
Reminder that the Intel Inside jingle has words and they are "you are a cunt!"
Are there composers who specialise in those brief logo music stings you get for computer consoles, streaming services and adverts?
This is still my favourite. I'm always singing it in the shower? What's yours?
youtube.com/watch?v=mgtT...
This is still my favourite. I'm always singing it in the shower? What's yours?
youtube.com/watch?v=mgtT...
Danone
YouTube video by SLN! Media Group
youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Reminder that the Intel Inside jingle has words and they are "you are a cunt!"
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Everyone has absolutely lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Everyone has absolutely lost their minds.
Still thinking about Kate Beckinsale's daughter's boyfriend laying eggs. Her daughter must be very loyal because a man laying eggs like a hen would give a lot of people the ick
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Still thinking about Kate Beckinsale's daughter's boyfriend laying eggs. Her daughter must be very loyal because a man laying eggs like a hen would give a lot of people the ick
Bohemian Rhapsody, right - imagine a two-and-a-half minute edit that was just the good bit stretched into a whole song
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Bohemian Rhapsody, right - imagine a two-and-a-half minute edit that was just the good bit stretched into a whole song
The thing with this is that Kylie can be number one all she wants, but whether her song is taken into the public's hearts and added to the Christmas song canon, that's a democratic thing innit
Interesting development in the race for this year's UK Christmas no. 1, which counts streaming. Unfair advantage? Sharp practice? (Mentioned in this article on UK charity single for Palestine: www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...)
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The thing with this is that Kylie can be number one all she wants, but whether her song is taken into the public's hearts and added to the Christmas song canon, that's a democratic thing innit
I love when old people get on the tube and make sure they sit far away from the graffiti. Like they think they're going to catch crime off it if they get too close
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I love when old people get on the tube and make sure they sit far away from the graffiti. Like they think they're going to catch crime off it if they get too close
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maybe we’re not talking enough about kate beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend laying two eggs (he is a human man, afaik) ew.com/kate-beckins...
Kate Beckinsale claims her daughter's boyfriend has laid two eggs: 'It’s a little bit gross'
In a truly unbelievable 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' interview, Kate Beckinsale claimed that her daughter's boyfriend has laid two eggs — and had pictures to prove it: 'What in the world?'
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November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
maybe we’re not talking enough about kate beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend laying two eggs (he is a human man, afaik) ew.com/kate-beckins...
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Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
May 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
I mean, it won't, obviously if he's replaced by the Gants Hill Hamburglar that's going to improve nothing, but this opinion smells a bit Sensible doesn't it?
If you think a seventh prime minister in ten years will magically solve the structural problems, deep malaise and febrile atmosphere caused by austerity, Brexit and social media, you're a fundamentally unserious person.
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I mean, it won't, obviously if he's replaced by the Gants Hill Hamburglar that's going to improve nothing, but this opinion smells a bit Sensible doesn't it?
Me when I go to one of those London festivals where every stage is sponsored but at least there's somebody good on
This is End of the Road but shit #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me when I go to one of those London festivals where every stage is sponsored but at least there's somebody good on
I've slept on the Tubs, this sounds like something I would have ordered if I'd been asked. It's all in there youtube.com/watch?v=IvJ0...
The Tubs "Chain Reaction" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Trouble In Mind Records
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November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've slept on the Tubs, this sounds like something I would have ordered if I'd been asked. It's all in there youtube.com/watch?v=IvJ0...
Reading so you don't have to: the "trigger" bit seems to be Chortle's addition, so Peter Kay isn't a numbskull who doesn't understand what a trigger warning is
Peter Kay: I wouldn't put Phoenix Nights on Netflix as I didn't want a trigger warning
Peter Kay: I wouldn't put Phoenix Nights on Netflix as I didn't want a trigger warning
But comic reveals he HAS written a film based on the sitcom
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November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reading so you don't have to: the "trigger" bit seems to be Chortle's addition, so Peter Kay isn't a numbskull who doesn't understand what a trigger warning is
Thinking about the idea of somebody from the US coming over here and calling Nisa Express or the F&M Food and Wine type shop with a Lycamobile branded sign "the bodega"
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Thinking about the idea of somebody from the US coming over here and calling Nisa Express or the F&M Food and Wine type shop with a Lycamobile branded sign "the bodega"
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"I went there on a scholarship"
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"I went there on a scholarship"
Do the three faces men pull in photos instead of just smiling (the open mouthed one, the straight mouthed one that says "guess I'm in a photo with this woman", the one that is expressionless and seems to mean nothing at all) have names? Feels like they should do
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Do the three faces men pull in photos instead of just smiling (the open mouthed one, the straight mouthed one that says "guess I'm in a photo with this woman", the one that is expressionless and seems to mean nothing at all) have names? Feels like they should do
I always knew it was my Factor Fexcectorn
Sharing this "scientific paper" with Bsky because misery loves company: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I always knew it was my Factor Fexcectorn
First weekend of Christmas basics who take over the city centre pubs while not understanding what pubs are and how to behave in them! Feels earlier than usual
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
First weekend of Christmas basics who take over the city centre pubs while not understanding what pubs are and how to behave in them! Feels earlier than usual
Being tempted by the Black Friday day/week/month thing of "you know that thing you didn't previously want or need? Well you can get it cheap while stocks last!" but holding firm, just about. Keep deleting shit from my basket. No, I do not need this box of 16 Biscoff flavour protein flapjacks
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Being tempted by the Black Friday day/week/month thing of "you know that thing you didn't previously want or need? Well you can get it cheap while stocks last!" but holding firm, just about. Keep deleting shit from my basket. No, I do not need this box of 16 Biscoff flavour protein flapjacks
Not sure it was the best idea for Tottenham to approach the first half of this game in the manner of a non league team away to a Premier League one in the FA Cup. Also they're not even doing it properly? Bound to be better second half surely
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not sure it was the best idea for Tottenham to approach the first half of this game in the manner of a non league team away to a Premier League one in the FA Cup. Also they're not even doing it properly? Bound to be better second half surely
I don't always do cricket but I can get behind the Ashes because I do love a tradition based on a pointless grudge. This test almost feels like two T20s stuck together, very bash-bash-bash, like it
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I don't always do cricket but I can get behind the Ashes because I do love a tradition based on a pointless grudge. This test almost feels like two T20s stuck together, very bash-bash-bash, like it
Seems like a cruel choice here. Pixies will win it, I might give them my vote, but Doolittle is patchier
The Best Album of 1989 Round 6 (Semifinal) Match #125
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#4 The Cure, DISINTEGRATION
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#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#4 The Cure, DISINTEGRATION
forms.gle/nwLTFGfcWji5...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 6 (Semi-Final) Match #125: Pixies vs. The Cure
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Friday, November 21st, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto the finals to determine the Best Album of 1989. If you haven’t hear...
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November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Seems like a cruel choice here. Pixies will win it, I might give them my vote, but Doolittle is patchier
Do you lose track of what's big and what isn't? I mean with music, not "this skyscraper could be any height?" I had thought Geese were a briefly hyped indie band who were about to put out their awkward third album and whose singer had done a standard "singer out of band goes solo" album. But no
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Do you lose track of what's big and what isn't? I mean with music, not "this skyscraper could be any height?" I had thought Geese were a briefly hyped indie band who were about to put out their awkward third album and whose singer had done a standard "singer out of band goes solo" album. But no
Tried this with the chicken fajita one earlier. Didn't really work
I've got a tip here, although I have to stress that it is extremely fine advice that only the most advanced people are going to be ready for: put scrapes of Patum Peperium in your chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle before you add the water
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tried this with the chicken fajita one earlier. Didn't really work