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Jon Taylor
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Legacy human.
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I'm a GP. In my old surgery about a year ago, a new patient I'd never met before came in complaining of penis pain. He sat down & introduced himself as Willie Hurt. I laughed out loud, thinking he was being funny. He wasn't. His name was William Hurt but he shortens it to Willie.
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
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December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
I can’t believe I have never retweeted the “Trump is a cunt” meme. I won’t be going to the US anytime soon.
fesshole.bsky.social fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10d
My wife wants to go to the USA next year. I have taken the moral high ground that I will not go to America while current President is in office. Truth is I have spent so much time slagging off Trumpet, Agent Orange and the Mango Mussolini on social media, I doubt I'll get in
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
Sharknado 4 is much worse than I expected. And I was not expecting much.
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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anonopin.bsky.social
Heroin should be available on prescription. Theft based crime would reduce by 50% overnight.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
A fucktard writes…
sirkidstarversucks.bsky.social sirkidstarversucks.bsky.social @sirkidstarversucks.bsky.social · 18d
Labour are a FASCIST PARTY!!

If you are a Labour member, a supporter or a voter, guess what? You're a fascist

youtu.be/R4ZS3BJksDU?...
The UK is Actually becoming a Fascist Country
YouTube video by The Kavernacle
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December 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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anonopin.bsky.social
Does nobody else think it weird that "vanilla" has become a shorthand for safe, boring, clean, unadventurous? For a start, vanilla is fucking delicious, with a taste like no other spice. It's expensive, rare and only grows in a handful of places. Sensual on every level.
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
💯 this. Shout it from the rooftops: Vanilla is a fabulous flavour.
anonopin.bsky.social Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22d
Does nobody else think it weird that "vanilla" has become a shorthand for safe, boring, clean, unadventurous? For a start, vanilla is fucking delicious, with a taste like no other spice. It's expensive, rare and only grows in a handful of places. Sensual on every level.
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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the-citizens.bsky.social
Rory Stewart and Alistair Campbell @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social spell out what needs to happen - the same demand we’ve made for years.

We need a real, independent inquiry 🧵

🎧 Hear the full story: the-citizens.com/2025/02/serg...
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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fesshole.bsky.social
I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
Dear USA
meglinehan.com Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 25d
World Cup draw vibes
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
And stepladders.
anonopin.bsky.social Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 26d
All chairs and tables should have 3 legs instead of four. That makes them much more stable on uneven floors.
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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anonopin.bsky.social
Sweet potato fries should never be an upgrade item on a menu. I won't have them in the house, they're shit. Restaurants should charge a quid less for them
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
Wait till people hear his mates been banged up for treachery.
glennyrodge.bsky.social Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · Nov 28
A really helpful thread you might want to show any ‘oh, he’s not that bad’ people in your circle.🧵
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snig.bsky.social Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · Oct 1
Nigel Farage has been a lifelong racist. He's been a racist since his school days. David Lammy was forced to apologise for saying Farage flirted with the Hitler Youth - but what do you call it when someone sings Hitler Youth songs? Read Chloe Deakin's letter on Farage's fascism and racism at school.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
A really helpful thread you might want to show any ‘oh, he’s not that bad’ people in your circle.🧵
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snig.bsky.social Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · Oct 1
Nigel Farage has been a lifelong racist. He's been a racist since his school days. David Lammy was forced to apologise for saying Farage flirted with the Hitler Youth - but what do you call it when someone sings Hitler Youth songs? Read Chloe Deakin's letter on Farage's fascism and racism at school.
From Chloe Denkin 01-734 1717 and 1778 E3 ALBANY PICCADILLY WIV ORH 4th June 1981 Dear Master, I am happy to say that I am not acquainted with N. P. Farage, of ASRY happy, because judging from hereporis i haveter ceived he is not someone with whom I would wish to be acquainted; and becaure I am, therefore, able to write on the ground of no personal prejedice, but on that conceraing p. inciple. You will recati that at the recent, and longthy, moeting about the selection of prefects, the nomads by a hegy that Sara was "a fascist, but that was no reason why ho would not make a good prefect" invoked considerable reaction from members of the Common Room. Another collesgue, who teaches the boy, des-cribed his publicly professed racist and neo-fascist views; and he citod a particular inciler in which Farage was so offensive to a boy in his set, that he had to be removed from the lesson. This mastor stated his view that that behaviour was precisely why the boy should not he made a prefect. Yet another colleague deseribed how, at a CCE camp organized by the College, Farage and others had marched through a quiet Sussex village very late at night shout-in Hitler-you songs; and when it was suggested by a master thie boys who expressed such views "don't really mean them", the College Chaplain himself commented that, on the contrary, in his experience views of that kind expressed by boys of that age are onted, and are mennt, At the end of that meeting I had not a scintilla of doubt that after the facts disclosed to you, Farage's nomination would no longer be considered. Nor, I imagine, had my colleagues; other-wise, we would have expressed ourselves even more strongly. But yesterday I was told by a senior boy, in terms of st that Farage was indeed to be selected; and today, of course, his appointment was announced in Assembly an announcement, I gather, which was met with disbelief and derision. To say that is too late to reverse this decision, or that Farage', acdir 3 will be restricted to particular areas of College te, or that he will be supervised within them, is futile. His appointment will have four immediate consequences. First, it will vastly increase his own confidence, and sense of self-justification. Secondly, he will have the privilege of listing his appointment as a profect at Dulwich College in his uni-versity and other applications. Thirdly, his peers, according to their own views, will either adopt him as an exemplar, or, as is much more likely, regard his appointment with disillusionment and cynicism when Ley observe that his notorious views and behaviour, well known to poth Master and members of the staff, are, as it would aptent, condoned by them. Fourthly, those members of the Common Room, such as myself, who believed that a firm daca fon had been reached through a democratic process, will be shock, saddened, angered, and disheartened. You will appreciate that I regard this as a very serious matter. i have often heard you tell our senior boys that they are the nation's future leaders. It is our collective responsibility to ensure that these lenders are enlightened and compassionate. As you know, the national and educational press has recently given much prominence to the growing concern at the exploitation of school pupils by extremists of all kinds. A school of the stature and high roputation of Dulwich College which openly con-domned the recent troubles in Brixton, and offered its facilities freely to the foreca of law and order, ought not to be seen laside or outside its confines to be giving its endorsement, expressly or by implication, to budding extremists of the opposite kind. A school which is proud of its selectiveness, conservatism, and discipline, cught not to allow these characteristics to degen erate into intolerance, political extremism, or bullying of the nastiest kind, in its pupils. The matter of the appointment of Farage as a prefect may be thought by some to be minuscule against these deep considerations. It is not so. I am by disposition, tolerant; and in politics, moderate. But as a member of the Common Room, I find it distasteful that a boy such as Farage should have bestowed upon him the prestige of office and authority: wore I a parent or a pupil, I would find it profoundly so. In view, as I am aware, of the wide concern within the College about this matter, I am sending a copy of this letter to the chairman of the Common Room. Yours very sincerely, David Emms, Esq., MA, The Master of Dulwich College.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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maxberger.bsky.social
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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At mum’s. Farage just appeared on TV.

Mum: ‘get that cunt off my TV’

❤️
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
Remember America?
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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adamparkhomenko.bsky.social
Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Another in the series of practical suggestions for a better Britain.
anonopin.bsky.social Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · Nov 11
Vehicles should be fitted with government digital sound recorders, collecting all exhaust sounds made over 90dB during the day. These should then be replayed in the owners bedroom at 2x amplification at 3am
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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@sarahgailbrand.com Better day?
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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anonopin.bsky.social
Since the 2008 crash opened the gate for populism, which in turn led to mainstream xenophobia, gutting support for the poor, and rolling back environmental protections, it's crazy how those two laughing mortgage investors in The Big Short literally ended the world.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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fesshole.bsky.social
When staying hotels, if there's a notepad, I'll leaf over a couple of pages, draw a cock and balls, then smooth the pages down, so it looks unused.
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
jontaylorst.bsky.social
AI experts reckon SuperAI might wipe out humans in 25 years. Not quite sure why they’re calling it Super, but I’m 63 … reaches for the popcorn.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM