Jordan B Skeeterson
@jordanbskeeterson.bsky.social
Don't you dare read these posts - or skeets, as I suppose the radical left calls them - in the voice of Kermit the Frog.
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There's nothing you can say about lobsters that I don't already know, bucko.
I have to make a poo. Where are my spoons?
January 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I have to make a poo. Where are my spoons?
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January 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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We're at the "Don't go out in public if you have brown skin because you might be murdered or kidnapped" stage of white supremacist fascism.
Minneapolis City Council member Jason Chavez: "Many of our immigrants neighbors are picked up simply by moving their cars. Help your neighbors take out the trash, because there are many reports of neighbors being kidnapped when they're taking their trash out."
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
We're at the "Don't go out in public if you have brown skin because you might be murdered or kidnapped" stage of white supremacist fascism.
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"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
Grok turns off image generator for most users after outcry over sexualised AI imagery
X to limit editing function to paying subscribers after platform threatened with fines and regulatory action
Grok, Elon Musk’s AI tool, has switched off its image creation function for the vast majority of users after widespread outcry over its use to create sexually explicit and violent imagery.
It comes after Musk was threatened with fines, regulatory action and reports of a possible ban on X in the UK. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.
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The scale of the protests in Iran are absolutely unbelievable. Hard to quantify, but I've seen some speculation that this uprising is more significant than the 2023 protests (themselves the largest challenge to the regime since it came into power in '79.)
(Video from @AmirMiresmaeili on Twitter)
(Video from @AmirMiresmaeili on Twitter)
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The scale of the protests in Iran are absolutely unbelievable. Hard to quantify, but I've seen some speculation that this uprising is more significant than the 2023 protests (themselves the largest challenge to the regime since it came into power in '79.)
(Video from @AmirMiresmaeili on Twitter)
(Video from @AmirMiresmaeili on Twitter)
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theres so much horrible shit about the murder of renee good, but there is something deeply terrifying about the way everyone from media to politicians have erased her wife from the story. ive seen far more mention of her late husband than her wife who was sitting next to her when she was murdered
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
theres so much horrible shit about the murder of renee good, but there is something deeply terrifying about the way everyone from media to politicians have erased her wife from the story. ive seen far more mention of her late husband than her wife who was sitting next to her when she was murdered
Now if you got cherry tomatoes, you make a tortellini salad and you MOVE ON. There's no advantage in dwelling on it, I'll be the first to say. That's lib nonsense.
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Now if you got cherry tomatoes, you make a tortellini salad and you MOVE ON. There's no advantage in dwelling on it, I'll be the first to say. That's lib nonsense.
They'll keep asking, "where have all the cowboys gone?" And that's simple: Hell.
January 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
They'll keep asking, "where have all the cowboys gone?" And that's simple: Hell.
When society collapses and we all know from very reliable history that societies collapse everyday, there's no comfort to be had in the notion that you didn't cause it, cuz ya did.
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
When society collapses and we all know from very reliable history that societies collapse everyday, there's no comfort to be had in the notion that you didn't cause it, cuz ya did.
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The Star Tribune has ID'd the murderer: his name is Jonathan Ross.
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The Star Tribune has ID'd the murderer: his name is Jonathan Ross.
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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"Say her name! Renee Nicole Good!"
About 800 people march in NYC to protest ICE just hours after the murder of Renee Nicole Good in Minnesota.
About 800 people march in NYC to protest ICE just hours after the murder of Renee Nicole Good in Minnesota.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
"Say her name! Renee Nicole Good!"
About 800 people march in NYC to protest ICE just hours after the murder of Renee Nicole Good in Minnesota.
About 800 people march in NYC to protest ICE just hours after the murder of Renee Nicole Good in Minnesota.
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Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
Black folk will tell you: The 1st thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.🤷🏿♂️
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
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If you're on the Death Star, nobody cares that you only did it for the college money
January 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
If you're on the Death Star, nobody cares that you only did it for the college money
Honestly? I'm better than Jesus.
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Honestly? I'm better than Jesus.
What New York City has done is unforgivable. No napkins in the Union Station bathroom? You sons of bitches. I can't plug my anus with regular toilet paper anymore. This is horrific. The true death of the city.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What New York City has done is unforgivable. No napkins in the Union Station bathroom? You sons of bitches. I can't plug my anus with regular toilet paper anymore. This is horrific. The true death of the city.
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Someone more motivated than me should print this on yard signs XX
October 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Someone more motivated than me should print this on yard signs XX
Steal Dubai Chocolates.
October 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Steal Dubai Chocolates.
Office Space, but written and directed by Scott Adams.
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Office Space, but written and directed by Scott Adams.
Proteinification? That's rubbish! Just drink a ground beef shake, for God's sake.
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Proteinification? That's rubbish! Just drink a ground beef shake, for God's sake.
Mirrors are not OK! Self awareness is weakness!
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mirrors are not OK! Self awareness is weakness!
If you can deliberately give yourself Crohn's disease, you absolutely should. I did. Look at me now, dad!
October 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you can deliberately give yourself Crohn's disease, you absolutely should. I did. Look at me now, dad!
I think the people behind the movie Sinners should be ashamed of themselves for allowing the destruction of that guitar.
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think the people behind the movie Sinners should be ashamed of themselves for allowing the destruction of that guitar.
There's nothing you can say about lobsters that I don't already know, bucko.
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There's nothing you can say about lobsters that I don't already know, bucko.
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These tariffs on lesbians are out of hand.
October 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
These tariffs on lesbians are out of hand.